Cynthia and Samus Liveblog

Well shit, this got bleak REAL fast

I don't know if I ever realized Yama was voiced by Mark Hamill but it is just his Skips voice in a slightly more villainous intonation, yet another project where he and Steve Blum work together

I know I've mentioned this in previous airings but it's deeply ironic that the title of this episode is "Win or Lose" and they ultimately end up tying this match, the only option they didn't cover in the title

"My hands are for groping titties and cooking for idiots in that order."

Oh no, they're too sick to even do their running gags

Wow they give the Suicide Trigger Warning AFTER Baji stabs himself, that's helpful

The psychological aspect of this show doesn't make much sense but given the cast is 90% teenage boys who've been hit in the head hundreds of times each I guess I can let it slide

Blue Lock is just Death Note but everyone's playing Soccer and it's equally gay

Defy the Soccer Sharingan with shit that don't make no sense

Rin's basically just playing Fire Emblem here

What? Blaming immigrants for the sins of a corporation? How unrealistic

So Lizardmen DO live below the Earth and control the media!

Man they're REALLY foreshadowing some sort of Super Dog this season

Cyborg Superman doesn't like it when his dads fight

Hank seems to be going full Homelander

Oof, the return of the Flamebird Stock Counter