you are not damaged goods

My name is bastard, I’m 23, I sell healing crystals in the back of my truck, and I activate almonds for a living, my salary is 1 million dollars

i loved this episode of house hunters

the last 30 seconds of getaway car reblog if you agree

worst feeling: being ignored by someone whose attention means the world to you.

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

nothing good starts in a getaway car except the song getaway car by taylor swift am i right ladies 

i have a question for you: what’s one (1) thing you dislike about pride and prejudice (2005)?

It ends…

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

i love taylor swift’s new album called “everyone but my boyfriend and my fans can fuck off”