Dykefag Supreme

hang on, what do you mean you "became" a boy at age 15? is this a peasant joke i'm too rich to understand?

bixia, this means your humble subject has transformed from a girl into a boy

THROUGH DAOIST MAGIC??????

sure lets go with that

THIS IS ABHORRENT AND UNNATURAL! FUXI AND NÜWA MADE MAN AND WOMAN TO BE IMMUTABLE OPPOSITES JUST AS THE FORCES OF YING AND YANG ARE

hang on, if we have MORE men we will have more soldiers for the qin army.

post cancelled. this is an EXCELLENT idea. all those who have become BOYS (and are over 15), please report to your local garrison and be prepared to lay down your life for the glory of my empire!

happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

a week into artfight i would like to give out the following reminders: it is okay if you thought you were going to participate but ended up not having time. it is fine if you started out enthused and then lost steam. you do not owe anyone revenges. you are not 'behind' and you are not letting anybody down. it is a silly little game for fun. do not forget this.

OK so nobody is running in the Clacton By-Election because: 1. If Farage Loses, he avoids the investigation into his £5 million donation. 2. If Farage Wins, he will be investigated, found guilty, and forced to stand down, after which another by-election will happen where all the parties will run. Basically, they want Farage to not avoid being investigated. But one person is running, seemingly to Mock Farage: Count Binface. All of this leads to the possibility of an objectively hilarious scenario: Count Binface Wins the election.