@itscaseybitch;

You are so scary and forceful-- Jesus... but fine. After I finish season 3 of Pretty Little Liars I will watch Prison Break... if you promise me there are hot guys to oogle at.

At least watch a good show, like… Doctor Who or something.

Rude... and I've already seen Doctor Who-- a million times...

....and now I feel awkward.

Ahh, don't give me anything else to watch! I'll be holed up in my room all summer. I've already got like... twenty shows to watch.

Of all shows… Pretty Little Liars? Really?

...What's wrong with that? Haven't you ever just had the urge to watch four teenage girls run around in stilettos trying to solve multiple murders all while being threatened by the killer them-self?

It has a great plot, okay?!

.....Stop that.

Shush you. 

I'm trying to tell myself I would have stopped after the first episode if it wasn't for how many times the guys of that show go shirtless but...

Magical… Have you been eating my brownies again?

Hey Eric-- guess what?

You’d look good with some Dolly Parton’s hanging off your chest. People would stop and stare for miles. Figures. You look like a slut, with your slutty hair. Your slutty glasses. Your slutty stylish sweater vests. Well, yeah. I wouldn’t be a hag anymore. I would just be a bitch. Do you know what it’s like upgrading from a bitch to a hag and then downgrading again? Yeah, me neither.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks so.  Hey now-- sweater vests are very slutty. They're all the rage these days. Gets the guys going, ya'know.. really revs there's engines... okay, I'm done. But yes, you wouldn't be a hag anymore and you'd have to go back to being a bitch and we just can't have that. That would be just rude.

Ummm... yes.. wait, what? Psychotic dolphins would make the greatest scary movie man-- it would be so awesome.. 

I don’t know about that, Nugget, keeping secrets blow up in your face. Might as well come clean to your hags before they decide to off you. Imagine if water was alcohol, this whole fucking world would be ablaze. 

I was only joking about that part. I've got enough secrets as it is... Dude, if water was alcohol we'd all die of alcohol poisoning. 

Oh I get it. You’re jealous cause you don’t have a nice rack for boys to stare at. I’ll help ya out when I get back to Windsor. Hey, being a virgin’s not gross. It means you’re not a whore. Well according to Windsor standards. AHAHAHA I’d come back and you’d be on the floor. I can see the headlines now, “Boy kills self trying to lick own nipples.”

Definitely. I've always wanted a nice set of boobs... I was joking about the virgin thing, m'dear. Though, I like being a total slut so... but yes, wouldn't you feel bad if that happened? I bet you would, knowing I died trying to complete scientific research for my bff, Nips.

One, no I fucking don’t, and you’re gonna have an arrow shoved up your ass when I get back, if you keep saying that. Two, the sex toy shop in town? I’m sure they have lots of kinky toys and boys to play with there. Three, really? Well, reach Little Gay Boy! Make SClub7 proud and “Reach”!

One, yes you do. Embrace it. Two, I have honestly never been there.. and now you're making me feel all virginal. Gross. Three, if I reached any harder I'd probably see stars, thanks but no thanks.

Maybe we should just try to find a way to never have to sleep again.

Loads of coffee. We should just-- get an IV drip for everyone.