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it’s been awfully quiet here 

Really? Might be because... Oh, I don't know. Almost everyone's home for the summer?

What’d you do?

I may or may not have accidentally decorated Meredith's car.

Well, it is pretty interesting, I don’t know, the urban legends movies always hook me in.

Only if they're well made. Urban legends are pretty easy to make into stupid movies because they can be so cliche.

What? The woman is scary as hell and the puppets are just.. no. I love it and hate it at the same time. 

Okay yes, puppets and china dolls and all that crap give me the creeps. But hey, I guess that's what makes it so fun to watch. Or maybe I'm a masochist.

Tell me it wasn’t Dead Silence, that one scared the fuck out of me, still can’t watch it again.

Are you kidding? That one was awesome! I've seen it like five times and I'd watch it again.

What’s up, Joss? What are you doing?

Just finished watching some random horror movie. It was bad as in low-budget and crap acting.

*Turns on Skype*

Hey there.

Heading to Milan tomorrow

Oh yeah! He’s the perpetually uncomfortable kid, right?

Terribly so. I don’t even get what he’s no nervous about half the time, to be honest.

“Are my services needed by anyone? I’m loaded”

HAH.

Eight year old kids?

He’s a friend I made recently. A guy from Miller. I invited him to spend part of the summer traveling with me.

Oh yeah! He's the perpetually uncomfortable kid, right?

Only every now and then. There’s nothing surprising or exciting about cliches because you automatically have expectations, good or bad. Personally, I prefer mysteries.

I’m not sure I could ever be considered a mystery.