things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

#YOU NEVER CAN RUN FROM NOR HIDE WHAT YOU’VE DONE FROM THE EYES OF NOTRE DAME

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw

"i asked chatgpt" well we asked hamlet the prince of denmark and half of what he said meant something else and the other half didn't mean anything at all

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

the world is a strange and wonderous place

having a homoerotic sword fight with my rival but then she starts talking about her ideals and i have to stop and pull out a thesis paper on the shallowness of her ideology and how weak her sociopolitical analysis is