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veilchenjaeger

I think Bingqiu should bitch to each other more, just in general but also about things they disagree on. I think that would be funny.

Shen Qingqiu: --and the progression of the plot makes no sense at all; the villain's motivations are completely inane and she could have achieved her goals so easily if she had used the poison on the king instead; the entirety of the last twenty chapters was obviously just a convoluted set-up for the scene where the protagonist saves the princess--

Luo Binghe, tearing up: But shizun, it's romantic

vs.

Luo Binghe: You could tell that the chicken they served at that inn wasn't marinated at all. The meat was dry as bone. The cook should be fed to the pigs for the affront to that poor bird. And the xiaolongbao were obviously at least a day old. Does he think no one would notice that he's feeding his customers old food? Pathetic. Anyone could taste that.

Shen Qingqiu, sweating:

foreverinsleep

allpiesforourown

Never forget when shen yuan went "we can have sex after we take care of your broken arm and leg" and binghe just popped them back into place immediately

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airplanebroo

He’s in love, your honor.

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eggbuggy

SQH doodles

mayaibarra

Bro the art for the 3rd volume of the deluxe hardcover is just so good and this scene is a fav

It's LBH realizing that SQQ didn't abandon him, he's protecting him ans had gotten hurt because of him all for the sake of lbh's safety.

Holy Mausoleum arc is just wonderful and good

allpiesforourown

Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua's reactions to Shen Yuan being imprisoned basically being identical

Shang Qinghua: I want that twink destroyed

Shen Yuan: why isn't Binghe destroying me?

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babyhe

Postcanon Bingqiu where Shen Qingqiu starts sneaking cuddles from Luo Binghe (probably to de-stress). LBH walks by and sqq catches him like! Stop! Snuggle time!

Pulling him out of court time, jumping him in secluded areas on his Peak and dragging him back to bed in the mornings!!!

Sqq, pulling him behind some trees: Binghe, follow.

Lbh: oh!!! Sexy times yes please

Sqq: *pinches and squishes his cheeks like he's his own personal stress ball*

Lbh, delighted: even better!!!

He's planing sneak attacks all around and Binghe is having the time of his life

red-garden

Post canon Shen Yuan sets up a class for Binghe to teach when he’s able to get away from the demon realm, where he teaches the disciples how to make tea well. Not just the art of it, but also the culinary aspect of brewing a delicious tea, and eventually he gets into teaching them how to make snacks and cut decorative fruits to go along with tea. He’s quickly becoming the kids favorite teacher, partially because he’s extremely kind and gentle with them (he’s trying to emulate how his mom taught him), and partially because they get to eat what he makes. Unlike Shen Yuan, Binghe has a much harder time holding back his cute aggression, so he does sometimes grab the kids and rub his face in their hair and kiss their little heads and nibble on them. As milfic as Shen Yuan is, his little disciples come to Shimu now if they scrape their knees or have a bad dream. Often times Binghe will even suck the kids all into one dream realm where he can help them practice fighting monsters made out of pillows, or show them the far corners of the world.

galahadenough

Post-canon Luo Binghe has a tendency to disappear for odd periods of time. For someone so clingy, this is rather odd behavior, but there’s no pattern that Shen Qingqiu can see.

Sometimes it happens after an argument, sometimes after a nightmare, but sometimes it happens when things seem to be going really well!

Always, it’s immediately followed by a slightly more elaborate than usual meal. Normal enough, although occasionally something comes out rather.. bad. Not that Shen Qingqiu would say anything! Clearly something is going on if the protagonist’s cooking is suffering! Or perhaps it’s simply a new recipe that went awry, and Shen Qingqiu doesn’t want to be discouraging, so he simply chokes it down with his usual level of compliment.

One day Shen Qingqiu is tasked with tracking down an exceedingly rare and potent cure for a fellow cultivator. He knows precisely where to find one and prepares to head out, but Binghe is acting rather shifty and gently trying to deter him from going.

Turns out that Binghe really isn’t over his death, and every time things get fraught, or even too good, he hunts down some rare mythical cure-all. Just in case. It couldn’t hurt. It might help! And that flower.. might not be there anymore.

arekyve

thinking abt that one part in the novels where SQQ, LBH, and LQG stop at an inn for the night and they immediately started arguing over the no. of rooms to book and binghe was like yea unless either of u have money, we're doing it my way ❤ and then proceeded to book 2 rooms where SQQ was like aight see u both tomorrow and locked the door behind him. a comedian. truly. he was like a single mother, took a bath, read a book, listened to qingge vent and then passed out. it was so iconic of him.

ladycrimsonandblack

i'm 400 chapters into 'welcome to the nightmare live', and wen jianyan is such a little bastard man, i love him.

he's coward and a thief. literally every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. he will gladly risk his life to save his teammates, and then also lie about it. he's a hedonist and a gambler. he will cheat you out of your entire life savings and not feel a speck of guilt about it. if anyone touches any of his people, he will gladly kill them. he's the smartest person in every room. he's reckless, and every decision he makes is so fucking stupid. his love interest is some kind of eldritch overpowered god. he's stabbed that same god in the chest thrice so far, two times in the middle of a make out session. he's definitely into bdsm and, based on the way he continuously compares his love interest to a dog, possibly also into puppy play. so far, he's conned three different god-like existences and made them dance to his tune. he canonically wears custom-made frog slippers and t-shirts that say 'fuck off', in english. it's unclear whether he even knows english, but if he did, he would definitely know how to swear. the one time his love interest tried to do the yandere keep-him-to-himself bullshit, wen jianyan gave him a handjob so good that his brain leaked out of his ears and he completely forgot that none of wen jianyan's words can be trusted. this was after the first time he stabbed him, but directly before the second. his teammates would die for him in a heartbeat. they want to punch him in the face every time they see him. one time, he drove a man to depths of uncontrollable rage by giving him a gift basket. it was filled with strawberry candy.

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winstyler

SQQ (SY) at the Lords' meeting pov:

eveh-koko

Shizun can never say no to Bingpup

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