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i feel like we as a fandom need to remember that flowey just straight up lies. a lot. he's not a reliable narrator. you need to figure him out yourself, because he's not gonna tell you what's going on in his head.

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

6 hours into Undertale so far and Flowey was on-screen for less than 2 minutes. Everytime I think about him, he pops up at the corner of the screen then disappears for a few hours as if that would satisfy me. I want to ask past me why the hell he's my favorite character so much that my notebooks are covered in his face drawn thousands of times

"kill or be killed" is his FAKE and PERFORMATIVE and FRAUDULENT catchphrase. "dont you have anything better to do" is the REAL one from the HEART