Wyatt’s Fun Blog (R.I.P.)

GODDAMN POOL NOW?!

Am I the only person who’s, like, 100% hyped for this?

But then we get to the movies showing on Sundays, and look closely.

LOOK VERY CLOSELY, and you’ll see that 4 movies are missing.

I can’t take this anymore.

*uncensored very angry rant incoming*

Miramax is officially the worst movie company to walk this goddamn earth. They stole the rights to 4 Pokémon movies that would’ve easily fit well alongside all the others.

4Ever was pretty good. Heroes was alright. Destiny Deoxys was great. And Jirachi Wish Maker...

OH BOY, you know how much I LOVE this movie.

The point is, I’m sick and fucking tired of these movies being left out of any box set, marathon, or any occasion that has all of the movies together, like the movie companion book that came out last year.

But when it’s the entire anime, both the first 19 seasons and movies,

just no.

Just, FUCK... NO!

SHOW THAT THESE GOOD MOVIES EXIST BY PUTTING THEM IN THE GODDAMN MARATHON!

CAN YOU BREAK MOVIE LICENSING LAWS FOR JUST ONE FUCKING MONTH IN THIS?

Not only Twitch and The Pokémon Company is to blame, but so is the official website.

The only recent thing that they acknowledge these movies’ existence is on the movies section of the Pokémon website.

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING UNACCEPTABLE!

THEY EXIST! PUT THEM ALONGSIDE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE MOVIE SERIES, THE ENTIRE ANIME, AND EVEN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE!

*pants*

You know what, Pokémon Company, if you’re reading this, until you show these 4 movies and put them in any Pokémon marathon from this point onwards, I am going to quit this blog.

No joke. I am going to quit.

I AM, NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING, AS TRUE AS ANY CHRISTIAN, NO JAPES, NO FOOLS, NO HUGE LIES WHATSOEVER, GOING TO QUIT.

Not all of Tumblr. I’m still going to operate brotherofmay and relatablepicturesofpokemonmax. I’m just going to quit this blog until they acknowledge the existence of 4Ever, Heroes, Jirachi Wish Maker, and Destiny Deoxys by putting them in something big, like a marathon, a set of all of the movies, or anything that puts these 4 movies alongside everything else.

This will possibly be the last you’ll see of this blog. I’m still going to like posts, but that’s it.

I would like to say, after operating this blog for over 2 years, thanks for keeping up with my up-to-date feelings about the things I love.

I remade the Super Smash Bros. 64 box art, in the style of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (in Keynote; don’t judge me).

Here’s the original on the left, and here’s Ultimate on the right.

(The ESRB rating was just my prediction)

Or how about videos that were funny and went down-hill as they were shoved out?

Or perhaps you’re tired of some terrible person still putting out videos?

Well then! Let me show you something that’s actually funny!

This is SMG4, a channel compromised of comedic videos based around Super Mario 64; using models and animations from the game itself, other N64 games, some stuff in GMOD, and using different sounds and voice-clips from just about everywhere. While the old stuff is pretty bad and boring, by 2013 SMG4 picked up the pace big time.

The stuff is random as hell, but incredibly funny and kinda impressive that the guy behind it does everything on his own.

Most of the ‘bloopers’ are based around Mario (turned into Patrick Star levels of stupidity, referred to as retarded, but it’s all in good fun) and SMG4 (A blue and white Mario recolor) misadventures. And yes, there are Teletubbies and Freddies.

Other series include Wacky Wario Bros, involving both Wario and Waluigi. There’s also Guards n Retards, which focuses on Goldeneye 64.

All in all, go check out the channel! Much better content than what those three above have put out. New videos are usually put out every week and I think he does take suggestions.

With the amount of characters, some noticeable changes, the complexity, and the sub count, it really does separate the 2015-2016’s to the 2017-2018’s.