* ! PIECE OF CAKE

Carter… What happened with your dad this time?

He’s being a dick. Long story short, he wants me to be like him when I’m older. That’s why I’m set on moving out so I won’t have to deal with his shit anymore and I can do my own thing.

I’m perfect, bye.

That’s what you think.

I just felt sorry for you, lez be honest her.

If anything, I felt sorry for you.

I completely agree, Carter.. It’s been painfully boring lately and everyone is probably losing their minds… Is there a reason for this one or is it a just because you can party?

I blame my parents for deciding to leave LA to move to this ghost town. I mean it is the first day of summer and I do wanna party too, so both.

And why would I want to help you, St. James?

Cause’ you want to and you put up with my shit since we were fetuses, so I commend you for that.

That’s the best thing I’ve heard you say in a while.

Glad you agree, Jules. I mean, it is completely necessary to have one.

Throw whatever you want, I am so tired of staying in on Friday and Saturday. How am I supposed to live out in a dead town.

I think everyone’s tired of staying in especially me. Since it is officially the first day of summer, I could plan a party for that. You’re helping.

lilia: no one can read sarcasm over a text, ding dong

lilia: in heels, i will kick your ass

carter: only the intelligent people could figure out sarcasm over text, ding dong

julie: we need to find you new things to do then if really bad jokes is your go to for fun nowadays

julie: i didnt ruin anything... you just found a really perfectly lame one

julie: nope so this is probably the best your gonna come up with

julie: with this i dub you the master of horrible jokes

carter: throwing parties is my source of fun

carter: finding bad jokes is a side job

carter: yOU RUINED IT

lilia: dONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP WHEN YOU LAUGHED AT MY JOKE ST JAMES.

lilia: we will fight.. i will kick your ass

carter: i don't think you understand sarcasm very well child

julie: well sorry

julie: are you telling the really bad ones on purpose?

julie: you put a little boogie in it.. my grandma told me that one. you went past dad jokes and into old people territory there

carter: yeah is it not obvious enough ??

carter: dammit julie you ruined it

lilia: and you swallow

lilia: :)

lilia: bc i don't even like you

carter: lol

lilia: new phone

lilia: wHO DIS?

carter: you suck

carter: ......

julie: ughhh fine i'll humor you

julie: tell me another joke

julie: but you owe me big time, st.

james

carter: wow how kind are you today

carter: ok here's another bad one

julie: wow carter...

julie: they're only funny because they're really bad. like dad joke level.

carter: wanna hear another one ?

carter: don't discourage me