Carve your mark

I’m…not sure I’m ready for that.

Obviously not right now. Just some knowledge to store away for later.

What? Non-pierced people need not apply?

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I mean, it’s something you should experience at least once. I’m sure you could get the same result with other instruments though.

Are piercings required in this scenario? Aren’t my ears enough?

By not on you, I meant that, ideally, the tongue ring would belong to someone else. They’re great for stimulation.

Oh, are tongue rings the next step in this unrepressing journey?

A tongue ring should be in the equation somewhere. Doesn’t necessarily have to be on you.

For what, a Christian girl group?

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I think that they would probably be too repressed to go with the name. They can rebrand on the reunion tour after they’ve melted their purity rings into tongue rings.

I thought I was doing that.

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You are and you’re doing great. A few weeks ago, you wouldn’t have even said the phrase “repressed desires”. Which, by the way, would be a great band name.

Have we not already established that I’ve got practice in repressing my desires?

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And now you’re getting practice unrepressing them. I think that’s a great place to start.

I’ll be sure to. He usually comes to my parents’ parties.

Ew. How have you kept from punching him?

At the rate you’re going, you are going to leave this world. 

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Who knew I would manage to leave the world before Elon Musk did? Please make sure to rub it in his little naked mole rat face.

Oh my god.

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Honestly, what a way to leave this world though.

And that would be inaccurate, because I’m not doing anything erotic with you.

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You will be if you’re smothering me, whether that’s your intention or not. The last sound you’ll hear from my lips is a loud ohhh.

Technically, I wasn’t threatening to choke you either. Smothering is a completely different act. 

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But it’s so much easier to say than erotic asphyxiation.

We’re adding choking now? Was the spanking not enough? 

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You weren’t threatening to spank me. I was just taking what I was offered.

Carter!

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That was a joke.

I don’t actually love singing that much.

I’m going to smother you before the ball drops.

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At least I would die doing two things I love. Singing and getting choked.

Yeah, yeah. It’s your world and we’re all just living in it.

I am glad that you finally recognize that. It is my world. Welcome to it.

God, stop shaking your ass and just start the movie. At this rate, we’re not going to get to it until June.

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I like to shake my ass, thank you very much. But fine. I will put on the show and you can be a casual observer to my excellence.