this made sense before the pandemic

a sentence ends with a period because ! it did not get pregnon

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more

When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

The thing that’s amazing about taylor swift fans is they think she’s the most calculated person alive and her breathing pattern is Morse code and there’s hidden meanings in the way each strand of hair on her head falls and nothing is ever unintentional up until she’s hanging out with maga guys with rape accusations and then it’s like umm she probably doesn’t even know who they are how is she supposed to know who she’s associating with she’s just a little birthday girl you can’t be mad at her she doesn’t even know how to read

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

I miss the days when you could see a cool image and didn’t have to analyse it to see if it’s actually AI

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"