welcome to our house on maple avenue

I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language is just. horrifying. this man wants to crawl into a hole. not to mention he’s like 6 and a half feet tall which is just. he’s so uncomfortably Large that you can’t ignore him even though he Desperately Wants You To Ignore Him. thank GOD they didn’t try any of that Dashing Gentleman bullshit. awkward nerd is the only correct Darcy.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

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EU TE AMO MÃE 

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

yall are gross for this

when you dip your toes in a variety of social groups ppl assume “oh! that person has lots of friends! they fit in everywhere they go” when really its more like “i actually feel like i dont belong Anywhere and i bounce around different friend groups and adopt mannerisms and colloquialisms to help me blend into a situation without sticking out too much and the loneliness that comes with constantly being in the periphery isn’t even worth the flimsy and hollow relationships you build anyway”

if this isn’t me

https://youtu.be/feMwFuihX2o

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

Reblogging because I know she’d do this for me.

full offense but I’m getting pretty darn sick of y'all obsessing over your gay ships in the most Heterosexual™ shows ever while sleeping on actual queer theatre

LET’S DO IT.

I want to be a part of this

great, it’s settled. we’re doing this

I’m so in