Eh.

The worst thing the glee fandom created: “oh my gaga”

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena

i am… healed

college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he was amazing in Titanic

a real renaissance man.

smfh pathetic

Re-fucking-diculous

Smh

“I guess I’ll have a new daughter” I’m so glad there’s women like this in the world because initially I really thought she would have no where to stay

Praying for this poor girl whoever shit is. Her mom is an idiot.

Beautiful parenting. This is how you do it!

on the outside I am human on the inside I am pasta and sin