carnametal anti helio mosca

quem disse que loira não pode não sei o que não sei o que lá

self-proclaimed body language "experts" are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

TEOREMA DO MACACO INFINITO

I haven't used Twitter for years. When he bought it, I deleted all my tweets, unfollowed everyone but family, and made my account private. When I saw that this dipshit forced my account to have that badge of dishonor on it, I logged in for the first time in ages and updated my stupid bio to make clear that I didn't give that fuckwad any money. This is the stupidest timeline.

Everyone who is already trying to get this poll to end in a tie, I love you.

mfw no pica games