You get an unexpected call from an old friend in need of an emergency repair on her opening night.
Good thing: that's kind of your whole gig.
Bad thing: you've been avoiding the Berzatto family since the funeral.
pairing; Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto & Fem Reader, but also like, reader's friends with the entire crew (esp Richie, Syd & posthumously Mikey), so if you're just here for the platonic fun of those dynamics, pls enjoy!
tasting notes; slowest of slow burns, semi-strangers (you'll see) to friends to lovers. lot of hurt/comfort. there will be angst, cause it's FX's The Bear.
portion; in progress!!
recommended listening; handmade spotify playlist.
faq; if you got some Qs
kofi; tip your repairman! if you want.
possible allergies; fully spoils the entire series (par for season 3, as I'm writing this ahead of release, so, p.s if you're from the future: off-canon). I've never written smut before and I couldn't tell you if I'm gonna be willing to try by the end of this-- So if that's your thing, temper thine expectations! Mikey is very central to the reader's background-- which is also quite padded, so def prep the brain for a more in-depth look at his passing and struggles w/ addiction. No Y/N, just a FUCK ton of nicknames.
TABLE OF CONTENTS A.K.A REPAIR INVOICE
Tony, Terry, Tommy? | Walk-In Hotfix
Do the Thing! | Toilet Repair
Pretty. | Bolting Down Booths
I Want To. | Wellness Check
Where To? | Delivery Fees
Doing Too Much. | House Call
The Other Shoe | Consultation
Carved In. | Separate Invoice
Ad Interim. | No Service
Zero Pulse. | Oven Hotfix
Just Dropped. | Missing Invoice
Something to Do. | Catering
Two Steps Back. | Advanced Payment
Don't Say It. | Closing Out
Loosen Your Grip. | R & D
Better Be Perfect. | Water Hammer Hotfix (YES YOU READ CORRECTLY, NEW CHAPTER!!)
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I hope you know, that your "Same Team" mantra has helped diffuse so many arguments I have with my mother on my nights to cook
(She crowds and nitpicks, so I tell her to lovingly fuck off and sit down same team) SHES STARTED SAYING IT BACK WAHOO
I hope YOU know, that this LITERALLY MEANS THE FUCKING WORLD TO ME OH MY GOD !!!!!!
that is EXACTLY WHAT IT'S FOR!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S FUCKING FOR!!!
I think I've briefly said before where 'same team' comes from, but I'm gonna say it again who CARES !
A former roommate and dear friend of mine had a partner, and they would argue a lot, and they were both EXCELLENT ARGUERS-- Think Model UN, World Issues, could've been lawyers-- Y'know? So once a fight started, it would NOT STOP. And so her partner would stop them and say, "Hey, same team."
And it's meant to be EXACTLY THAT !!! It's "Hey, hold on, let's remind ourselves, what are we both trying to do right now? We're both fighting for the same thing--- to continue being in this relationship-- we both want that." and it's so simple, but it's so easy to forget when it gets hostile and you feel attacked!!!
I started using the mantra to talk to MYSELF, because sometimes I'd go "ahhh my stupid brain" or "ahhh my stupid body" and then I started saying 'same team' when I said that to myself!! Because YEAH!! WHEN YOUR BRAIN IS BAD OR YOUR BODY IS BAD, THAT'S A CHECK ENGINE LIGHT!!! YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!! ASK YOURSELF WHAT YOUR TEAM NEEDS!!!
anyways. sorry. the same team mantra means a lot to me and my friend group lmao. can everyone tell that.
p.s, must say, super relate to a nitpicking mom while cooking --- and also, my roommate is a chef, so she will judge my actions over my shoulder as i make dinner (YOU MAKE THE FIRE ALARM GO OFF ONE (1) TIME!!!!!!)
just finished chapter 16 and i'm still reeling. Hello??? Lingerie?? LINGERIE?? HELLO???? If it's a fade to black scene, i'm gonna lose it completely respect your decision.
HAHAHAHAHA
listenlistenlistenlisten --- there is a HUGE difference--- IN MY MIND AT LEAST -- between these stupid idiots having stupid pre-sex preamble and ACTUALLY GOIN' AT IT
Guys i get too nervous to write a kiss (literally everyone can tell, i get so vague it's fucking hilarious) i CANNOT DO A SEX SCENE I CANT.
it would truly just become such a fucked up waxy poetic metaphor that no one even knows what happened--- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ???!?!?!
My own GUTLESS behaviour aside though, I've genuinely sat down and dedicated time to thinking about how this would go for them a few times now--- And if we're all being honest with each other--- IT'S GOTTA BE KIND OF BAD RIGHT???
We've got two idiots, they're SO excited--- One of them lost his virginity a few months ago, the other one has not been in a relationship for like 4-5 years minimum canonically--- so they're both,,,, like not SUPER in practice
Howeeevverrr they're both very fast learners so I DO THINK IT WOULD BECOME GOOD, but this is gonna HAVE TO BE A MARATHON RIGHT? LIKE IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE A WAR OF ATTRITION, BUT SEXUALLY, RIGHT?
This is all to say, everyone please send in your thoughts if you have them, I am truly welcoming your depraved concepts--- FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE WITH ME ALSO, i've gone back and forth--- Maybe it would be good off the bat! Maybe they'd both lock the fuck in !!
And if there's any wonderful wonderful smut writers out there that are braver and infinitely more capable than me, honestly, feel free to make a lil thing about these two idiots--- I too, would like to see it, I'm just a COWARD! and i ACKNOWLEDGE THAT !!!
I'm on my hands and knees, forhead to ground BEGGING to ask you to upload Chicagos Kindest to AO3 I gotta keep tabs on it big time badly💛💛💛💛
I PROMMISE I WILL!!!! I PROMISE!! GET UP FROM THE GROUND DEAR ANON!! Let me finish this next chapter, and then I'll start prepping old chapters to go on AO3, I swear to you.
I don't know why, but it feels so much more big leagues over there, y'know? I feel like if they catch my grammar errors (y'all let me get away with using WAYYYY too many commas at the beginning there, jesus fuck) over there I'll be imprisoned-- So I gotta clean it all up before it goes over there yknow????
p.s i'm realizing I said there'd only be 2 chapters after this but it actually might need to be 3--- I'M REALIZING CHRISTMAS IS HONESTLY A LOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN I THOUGHT AND I CAN'T JUST SKIP OVER IT LIKE I DID THE NYC ROAD TRIP WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH IT.... son of bitch. hope y'all are cool with that.
logline; Is it really so much to ask for everything?
[!!!] series history; it's been like, over a year, you might wanna go refresh your memory, bb cakes.
Spotify Playlist, if you like to listen while you read. I listen to it when I write :) Constantly gettin’ added to.
portion; 16.8k, I was right,,, word count has been matching the chapters for so long now goddd
possible allergies; it's kinda a lot. get ready for Donna trauma, general anxiety, negative self-talk on literally everyone's end, Mikey continues to haunt the narrative, lotta grievin' to be had. Christmas is happening, I tried to make it as vague as possible as to if Tony celebrates it-- At the very least, they do get people gifts in the most secular way possible. A smooch, perhaps. implications, even. idk. you'll find out, man.
pairing; Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto & Fem Reader it's once again so gender'd this chapter, i'm sorry, lotta she/her, the term 'girlfriend' is also thrown around a lot.
kofi; if you’ve enjoyed the series, perhaps you wanna tip!
holy fuck this took me over a year. i was beating this thing to death that whole time. i wrote, cut, rewrote, and cut some more--- around like probably 6k--- also like, life got crazy. y'know the fanfic writer curse man. everything that could've possibly happened to me happened to me. anyways. i really do hope you like this, and that it was worth the wait. lmao. the title better be perfect applies to me too, huh? meta.
“Okay. I’ll re-review this time.”
Carmen shakes his head, but you're already nodding. He tries to reassure you again, “You're not gonna forget.”
“I'm gonna forget.” “We've been over this three times— And you brag about your memory all the time.” “Y'know what they say, cut once, measure thrice, and then one more time just in case.” “Not what they say.”
“Just–” Your fingers thrum against the steering wheel, following your GPS’ instructions with perspiring palms and a boiling brain. You start your fourth review without a second beat, “I brought dessert— Which– Which is good.”
Carmy doesn't want to encourage this, but it's impossible to tell you no— Especially not a nervous you. He nods, “Non-offensive, non-invasive dessert.” No mains, no apps, no fucking fish, he’d previously instructed. Dessert is fine. “It's good.”
Homemade, too; under Marcus' supervision and aide, but still. Pistachio cupcakes. No cake. No centrepiece dessert, are you insane? Finger food. Could set it up at the entrance, no one would bat an eye. A few topped with a thin slice of fig. Not too sweet, not too showy, but not not showy. It says, ‘I clearly tried and am being different, but not in an asshole way.’
It's a little unnerving, how hard you're trying just to get some level of approval from Donna, and the rest of Carmen's family— Pending anyone shows up to Christmas Eve dinner, that is.
“I will not help in the kitchen even if she asks for it.”
“Left up here, shortcut.” Carmen points as he nods. “You will not ask if she’s okay— Ever.”
You take the left, “Can I compliment the food?”
“Yes. You have to.” Carmen’s gotta remember his house rules now too, regrettably. His own palms start to sweat now too, camaraderie. “And the decor. But you hav’t’do it after you actually take time to soak it in, but not so late she’s gotta ask for it.”
“See?” You tut, only half sarcastic, “This is why we review four times.”
“It’ll be fine, you're—” Carmy gestures to your form haphazardly as he tries to figure out the least offensive way to tell you you’ve got nothing to worry about, as you have no competition. “S’not like you're— …You're not—”
“You can just say I'm not Pete.”
“...How'd you know I was gonna–?” He realizes before he even finishes the sentence. Answering his own question at the same time you do.
“Mikey.”
You shrug, hands start to white knuckle the steering wheel. “Didn't exactly keep his feelings unknown. I assumed this was agreed as a family, too.” Whole family is gonna talk shit about you too, guaranteed. You're not even married in, you'd talk shit about you, too.
Carmy doesn’t confirm that everyone hates Pete, but he doesn’t deny either. “Well, y’have a charm, whether it works on her— Dunno, but I think your odds are okay.”
Speaking of not being married in, you would love to ask how you’re supposed to introduce yourself. Are you Mikey’s old friend? Carmen’s co-worker? Friend? Girlfriend? Just some Handyman he hitched a ride with? All of the above?
Oh shit, wait, spent too long in your brain, Carmy’s waiting for a reply. Just smile and nod, that’s fine. Yeah, that’s fine. Okay, back to thinking.
Christmas Eve dinner is already going to be a rough enough night, you don’t need to push it with the talk. Tonight, the mission is: Keep Carmen Stable. — And also, maybe, make DeeDee love you, if possible. Added bonus. Oh, who are you kidding, you need her to love you. But hey! DeeDee loving you will make Carmen happy, presumably, and thus, will keep him stable! So it’s really all the same mission, at the end of the day.
As you close in on your destination, the streets start to become uncomfortably familiar to Carmy. He rubs his brows back and forth, squishing new wrinkles in, soothing a tension headache that's grown from background thrumming to ear-splitting. The mission's already off to a rocky start, and you’re not even there yet.
“Can we uhm— Can we—” ‘Talk about something other than this?’ is what he’s trying to ask. You know him.
And so you oblige, “Cat finally came inside my apartment, after days of treat luring.”
“Bite at all?” Of course that’s his first question.
“Nah, she’s sweet. And also might be missing teeth. Can’t fully tell. Got an appointment booked for her after New Years, so, I’ll find out then.” If you can manage to get her in the carrier, that is.
“I had a cat once.” Carmen does not know why he words it like this; he immediately regrets it when you look at him with such an undeserved brightness. He corrects before you can start a line of excited questions, “Not–Not really, though. When I was in Copenhagen I lived in an Air B-N-B that told me to put out a water dish every night for their cat, but I never saw one.”
You pause, but not for as long as most would. “...Did the water disappear?”
“It did.”
“Invisible cat?”
“Or it evaporated.”
“I’m stickin’ with invisible cat.” Unfortunately, your cat questionnaire is coming to an end as you pull into his Mom’s driveway. Donna’s empty driveway. “Oh fuck, is Sug not here already?”
Not thinking for a second, Carmen’s already twisting in his seat, looking around, “Where’s the Pepto?”
“I told you, you can’t keep drinking that shit like it’s Gatorade—You have a stomach problem—”
“I’m takin’ the chewable one, it’s better.” “I don’t think it works like that.” “What are you, a doctor?” “I mean— Like close to a doctor.” “Yeah but not.” “You’re so annoying; I’m gonna text her, hold on—”
You have a very calm and normal reaction, and definitely don’t jump when there’s a tap at your side window. A very perky woman is smiling ear to ear at you, practically hopping in place where she’s leaned over to greet you. Donna. Her breath is fogging up the glass, she’s just come out of the house, no jacket– Not even in a sweater.
She’s not overtly stressed looking, like Carmen described her. Not half crying with smudged mascara, like Michael once described her. Not distraught and heartbroken, screaming outside The Bear, like you once saw her. She just looks like… A mom. Like a very classic mom. Like, if you could pick out and buy one, she’d be in the catalogue. She’s got a dirtied apron on, a button down with the most horrendous floral pattern you’ve ever seen, and very gaudy cheap jewellery decorates every part of her except her hands. You didn’t review four times for this Donna.
Carmy hesitantly, silently, reaches for your hand— And you’re not sure if it’s for his sake or yours. You take it regardless, rolling down the window with your other hand. You try to be the first one to talk, but you’re not fast enough.
“Hello!” Her tone of voice is so melodic, yet piercing. Y’know, how moms do? “You must be—” She pauses, and she seems to be playing up her pause, almost theatrical about the whole exchange. Her eyes look upward, as she tries to recall.
“Well, what should I call you?” Her head bobs as she asks. And you can tell, she isn’t asking in the ‘I don’t know what your name is’ way, she’s asking in the ‘I know you by many, so what do you prefer’ way.
Donna’s like a verbal MMA fighter— She’s got you off kilter in seconds. You can’t tell the parts of her that are sincere from the ones that aren’t. But you know they’re both there.
You’d prepared the script in your head to introduce yourself, but she’s fucked up the whole routine for you. “Uh…Whatever you prefer…?”
You’re failing every part of the mission already— How are you going to get her love now? You start to give her nickname options, but she’s already speaking again.
“Mmm.” She nods assuredly, “Well, come on in, thank you for bringing Carmy with you, Natalie’s already cooking, Pete’s keeping the baby entertained, and I’m setting up beds for tonight! You both better be sleeping over, alright?”
She reaches through the window, over you, to poke at her son with a waggling finger. “Make sure my baby Bear sleeps over, even if he says he can’t, okay, Chip?” She does not give you a chance to answer, already pulling her hand back. “Okay, see you inside, it’s chilly!”
And she walks back inside, leaving the front door just slightly ajar so you’re forced to go inside soon.
But for the minute of reprieve you have, you both stare forward through the windshield, stone faced, hand in hand. You take a breath, “Nat parked in the garage.” Your field of vision has been focused in for so long that you didn’t even notice the cars parked on the street until now either.
“She wants us to sleepover.” Carmen says it plainly, but shocked, like it’s akin to heresy.
“Sug is cooking.” You add. That’s definitely on the list of ‘No’s’.
“Sug is cooking.”
“She called me Chip.”
With that, you both turn to each other. He swallows his spit and his eyes flicker.
“Can I get that Pepto now?”
“In the glove box; get me one, too.”
You weren’t sure what to expect in terms of decor. From what Mikey told you, typically, Donna went pretty hard when it came to the holidays. She made things beautiful for everyone. This year, despite the absence she no doubt feels, the place— By your standard, is still quite decked out. Each doorway is covered in faux pine leaves, string lights border every wall, bows and bulbs are strewn about with purpose.
But, if one was to look closely— Which you are— they’d notice there’s a gap in all the work she’s done, that sucks the life out of everything once you realize it’s there; it’s in every fixture, every string of tinsel, every wreath, every bulb.
Donna can’t reach the tops of things anymore— Not easily. She doesn’t have someone readily available to do it for her. Anything taped up on the tops of doorways or bookshelves is partially falling— She could get on a stool, but she’s older, she can’t do it well.
It’s a lot to reconcile with; the little absences, they coalesce together into a massive void. Michael isn’t here to help, he’s not here to be him, he’s not here to greet you at the door, he’s not here to invite you into his own house for the first time. He can’t introduce you to the family– Tell everyone what a ball buster you can be. He can’t show you his room, you can’t make fun of him and suggest he probably still owns a race car bed. He can’t shake Carmen’s shoulders and congratulate him for nutting up and bringing you here.
But some other guy is here to greet you at the door. And that’s enough to knock you— And Carmen, for that matter— out of your fugue states. He’s got glasses and he doesn’t immediately look like a Berzatto but frankly, no one does. He’s looking at you expectantly, hand out. Oh shit, he’s said something to you and you completely missed it. Son of a bitch. You hand him your plastic container of cupcakes.
“Oh— I was going for your coat but sure, I’ll never say no to– To green cupcakes.” He says politely, though every sentence in his candour sounds half sarcastic.
“Pistachio.” Carmen corrects on your behalf, taking your (his) coat off for you.
“Ooh…” Says Glasses. “Showy but not in an asshole way.”
You blink, “Bar for bar.” and nod, impressed, if not a little scared. Is this guy a psychic or are you just that easy to read?
You stick your hand out to him once Carmen frees it from the jacket. You tell him your name, “—But most call me Jack, or– Chip or Tony— Honestly, just call me anything, it’s fine.”
How sweaty are your palms right now? Some would say too sweaty. Some would say any sweat at all is too sweaty, but that’s a bit too high a standard. You shouldn’t have stuck your hand out but now it’s too late. You shouldn’t have given him just about every nickname under the sun, but now it’s too late.
“Steven.” Says Steven, shaking your hand. Kind of a weak grip, he might be doing that on purpose to not clam himself up with your wet hand. He gives you mercy in the form of a pithy reply. “With a V; or a P-H, if you’re nasty.”
Your shoulders fall, relieved. This man might be your only saving grace tonight. “Oh, thank God you’re here.” Is he a Berzatto? There’s no way a guy this jovial is a Berzatto.
“Married in. My wife’s Michelle, I think she’s— I don’t know where she is, actually.” Steven answers your thoughts. That’s it. Stephen’s a mind-reader. “She’s real, I promise.”
After Carm puts your coat up in the closet, Steven gives him a firm handshake and a half hug. “Good to see you, Carmy. You uh, you still cooking and sleeping on couches?”
“Cooking, yes.” He removes his own coat, hanging it up next to yours. “Couches, sometimes.” Carm manages to slip the following words through like they’re normal, “Is Lee coming?”
“Uncle Lee?” Steven’s chuckle feels sobering. “Are you kidding? I’m wearing my nice vest today, it’d be a motherfucker to get drywall out of this.” The regret of the half joke is immediate, but you and Carmen manage to laugh it off anyways.
Carmy gently takes your case of cupcakes from Steven, looking to you. He’s doing that thing he did at the wedding. That look. Calm but small, a sycophant of sorts. “I’m just gonna plate these in the kitchen, n’ – n’ —”
“Do a temp check?” You relieve him by knowing him— Though, you’re not sure if a temp check is the best thing for Mission: Carmen’s Stability. But you’d be hard-pressed to say no to that stressed out face.
“Yes, thank you, Che— Tony.” He sighs, a good sigh— You think. You hope. He gives you a prompt peck on the cheek before walking off.
Steven watches Carmen leave, and once he’s sure the Chef’s out of ear shot, he whips his head to you at such a break neck pace you feel an urge to do an impromptu check up.
“What’s the relationship?” Straight forward, this guy.
“With him? Jury’s out but strong romantic plotline so far.” Good thing you (usually) are too. “With the family… My dad's friends with Unc—”
“That’s fine.” Steven puts his hand up, he somehow manages to be gentle in telling you to shut the fuck up. “D’y’know Pete?”
“Slightly.”
“Thoughts so far?” Ah, his own ‘fellow in-laws’ temp check.
You take a beat, before shrugging. “...If he makes her happy.”
“Exactly.” He offers you his arm, and once you take it he guides you into the living room. He is just as thankful that you’re here as you are him. “It’s just you and me, compadre. Do you want to hear at length about the year in which Carmen slept on my couch?”
“I can’t imagine a better use of my time right now.”
It is so difficult for Carmen to tell whether his sister wants to hug or kill their mother.
Donna’s doing that thing. It’s a new thing. An over-compensating thing. She’d spent decades keeping Sug out of the kitchen for one mistake; so now to make up for it, she’s letting Nat make the beef braciole entirely by herself. However, she’s still commenting on every little thing she’s letting Nat do— “Colby Jack instead of Parm? What a treat.” — And it’s in that way that lets her know what she’s doing is wrong without ever actually disapproving it.
Which, to be fair, Sug is doing it wrong.
“Behind! Fuck you doin’?” Carmen sets your cupcakes down on what little free counter space there is, rolling his sleeves up in one swift motion as he grabs a box of raisins from Nat’s hand, just as she’s about to pour them into her tomato sauce mix over the stove. “Are we suddenly Sicilian?”
But it’s in that moment, when Nat half turns to face her brother, and the corner of her mouth ever so slightly upturns, that Carmen realizes she’s doing it all wrong on purpose. She’s doing her own temp check. She’s finding the limit, the line; because at the moment, there doesn’t seem to be one, and for some reason that feels worse.
“Leave it to Michelin over here!” DeeDee jeers from the sidelines. It's not really a joke, yet she's laughing.
It is such a bizarre sort of theatre, when a parent is trying to make up for years of what they lacked. Can never tell if they're trying to entertain their child or themselves.
DeeDee lifts a wine glass to cheers the air, but notably, no wine. Apple Juice? Cider? It's something with no stink. When Donna finishes taking a sip, her wild smile sobers.
Plain faced, she asks unprompted, “What's the relationship?”
Carmen, blindsided, slams the carton of raisins down on the counter much harder than ever intended. “Oh, Christ—”
Sugar's voice overlaps Carmy’s dismay, “Oh, thank God someone asked.”
And he hates to think it, but Carm much prefers his sister when she's not on their mom's side.
…What is the relationship, though? ‘Girlfriend’ is still a stupid fucking word in his eyes. It sucks to even say outloud. ‘Partner’ sounds like you’re going to open an LLC together. ‘Lover’ is way too much. Well, is it really? Forget that thought. Plus, none of it really encapsulates you. Nothing really gets the idea of you across. You’re you. What else could he prescribe you as? Carmy stutters through a definition.
“She's Tony, she's—” Oh, God. “She's like, a… Person of interest.”
“Per–?!” Sug relinquishes all her remaining control over cooking in shock, thank God, because it gives Carmen the chance to immediately step in and do something with his hands and brain during this interrogation. Sug repeats, eyes wide, her mouth is agape in a horrifically amused way. “Person of interest, Carmy? The fuck?”
“Yeah, what does that mean, sweetheart?” Asks Donna, still leant back, more relaxed than anyone's ever seen her in a kitchen. Maybe anywhere. She even chuckles, for God's sake. “Of your interest? What, are you a cop? What's— What's the big deal?”
“She's just— Like— She's Tony, alright? She's my guy and my co-worker and my repairman and my– My friend, and my—” Carmen stops stirring the literal pot to look up at his mother's blank expression. “Cut that shit out, why’re you lookin’ at me like that?”
Donna shrugs, hiding her mouth behind the glass. “Don’t want to tell your mom shit, I gettit.” She’s hurt. Try as she might to perform, she’s still Carmen’s mother. She’s still offended by every misspeak. Correction, everything she considers misspeak.
“I’m new to modern relationships I dunno; what is this?” She wheezes out, half laughing, snapping her fingers, “the ‘talking stage’?”
The chef almost huffs. God, he really can’t help but regress in this house. At least his therapist will be proud that he’s self aware enough to see it happening.
Carmy pulls at his face with one hand. “Does it fuckin’ matter? She’s here because I want her here, is that fine? Is everyone cool with that? Or–or do we need an interrogation?”
And DeeDee's doing that weird bounce thing again. It's alarming and annoying. Carmy protests again, “Am I heard?!”
“I’m not interrogating!” DeeDee laughs, eyes almost closed sheerly by the height of her cheek bones. “Just a question, Carmy, gosh, every time I ask anything, both of you tell me to stop!”
All Nat can do is clear her throat. Yikes. Post-Wedding talk must’ve gone great for them.
Donna refills her glass of apple cider, then cheers the glass to empty air, “Y’know what, I’m just gonna go formally introduce myself, alright? Did you even offer her anything to drink, Carmen?” She doesn’t wait for an answer, taking the bottle and an extra glass, Donna strides out of the kitchen, muttering all the way out. “Oh my God, she’s going to think we’re poor and impolite.”
“Ma—” Carm sucks the air between his teeth, curling a fist into a ball, before letting it go. His family always ruins things for him. They always get weird and too excited. He does however, call out to her disappearing frame, “Don't say some weird shit t' her!”
He silently resumes his position in the kitchen; temp check only half successful, but at least there's peace— For now. Can only pray that it sticks. Natalie hangs her head by Carmen’s shoulder, watching him work.
“I'm glad you're here, Bear.”
“I'm glad I am, too, Bear.” Replies Carm, he pulls off a piece of the tender roasting beef with a fork, offering it to Nat over his shoulder.
“...It’s finished.” Nat mumbles, still chewing. Her voice isn’t much louder than a whisper. Maybe it’s out of gentleness, maybe it’s out of fear. “She’s sober.”
“I noticed.” He nods, lowering the heat. Oven knobs are the best fidget toy. “Is that a her or a you?”
“A her.”
Oh, shit. Donna made the step on her own. Carm sniffs and scratches his nose, he knows to keep hope low. “You think it'll stick?”
“It's been like a month and a half, apparently, so—” She flattens her lips and shrugs, “maybe.”
There's a beat of silence, it feels like when an actor forgets their line— Or, more specifically, when an actor is absent from the scene altogether. There's that missing third note, the punchline. Sug takes on the role of completing it.
“Person of interest is crazy.”
Carmen scoffs, rolling his shoulder to shift her off of him. “Don't you have a fuckin’ kid to take care of?”
“Yeah, you.”
“...Set myself up—” “You did, you really did.”
Carmen sighs, checking on the steaming vegetables in the pot behind the braciole on the stove.
“...Is Tony my girlfriend?” “Why are you asking me this?” “Who do I ask?”
When she doesn’t answer, Carmen turns from the stove to look at her. Nat is looking at him like he’s grown three heads, each with a smaller brain than the last.
“...How old are you?” “Only fucking teenagers ask if they're dating.”
Nat considers hitting him upside the head, for old time’s sake— But holds herself back. Going with a verbal smack, as it were, “Then are you?”
“...” Carmen’s eyes seem to glaze over, too much thought and also no thoughts at all in that brain. He turns back to the stove— Where his brain works. He wordlessly takes the steamed veggies off their heat, strains them without error, and returns them to the stove.
Sugar watches, shifting her weight onto one leg. “Carmy.”
He throws a healthy pad of butter in with the veggies, gently sauteing. “Nat.”
“She's here.”
“I'm aware.”
“You should ask her.”
“You can’t just ask someone on Christmas. That's fucked.” “What does that even mean?” “It's like proposing on Christmas, it's fuckin’ annoying.”
Nat takes a beat, leaning her shoulders back, arms crossing. “You remember Pete proposed on Christmas, right?”
Carmy has to stop himself from agreeing, turning the heat down on his veggies as a form of diversion. “Hmm?”
“...Whatever.” She shrugs it off with a roll of the eyes. “I'm just saying if I were her, I'd want to know what to introduce myself as.”
“She doesn’t have to introduce herself, I’m fuckin’ introducing her.” Carmen twists around to look at Nat, defiant.
And she doesn’t refute him— Not verbally, at least. Sugar just stares at her brother, arms crossed, waiting for him to put it together. Carmen’s logic is solid, until it isn’t. He’s left you alone for twenty minutes, more or less, by now. His shoulders fall.
“...I’m not introducing her.”
“You’re kidding.”
“I’m not. Honest to God, Dawn dish soap. Five in One was the compromise of growth I got out of him.” Michelle, Steven’s wife, the actual Berzatto, puts her hand in the air, saluting Scout’s honour. “I’m tremendously proud that you got him onto Old Spice.”
You are learning more about Carmen than he probably ever wanted you to know, and it’s only been like twenty minutes. You recall saying you would’ve been friends in highschool, which you still defend, but at the same time, it’s probably for the best that you did not know the war machine that he was up until his late twenties.
You’re learning that it’s a bit of a surprise that Carmen likes you and your home; because from what you’re hearing, he’s never been a big memories and knick knacks kind of guy. He’s packed light his whole life. Didn’t even have a bed for a good portion of it. Comfort, material, memorabilia, that’s kind of… your whole thing. The first time Mikey visited your apartment he said you were a ‘nostalgia pervert’. You still think that was a little uncalled for, but it’s probably the most apt way to define you.
Ugh, it keeps coming back to Mikey. It’s hard to be in this house and have your head not come back to Mikey. You’ve never been here before, but every childhood anecdote he’s told you— Every adult story he– had told you, you’re seeing it in the bones of this house. It’s like being on the set of your favourite TV show of yesteryear. But it’s just a backdrop, without him.
God, he should be here. God, your back hurts.
Jesus Christ, talking about Carmen’s old life was supposed to distract you, and it did no such thing. You stand quite suddenly, getting up from the floor, where you and Michelle were sitting, and Steven just above you both on the couch. “I’m gonna just go to the bathroom real quick. Check if they’ve got five in one here, too.”
Perfect, they laugh, they buy it, you’re the perfect house guest. The perfect not-girlfriend.
Maybe your bonus mission quest of getting Donna to love you is a flop, but you should have Steven and Michelle wrapped around your finger soon enough. What’s wrong with a good ol’ fashion pivot? Nothing!
So that means it’s totally fine to pivot and run the other way down the hall because Donna is approaching!
…Alright, don’t run. That’s frowned upon. Recall your lessons on her. Even if Donna’s a little peppier, she’s still at a base level, herself. She must be.
Don't show fear, be affectionate, touchy. As she passes you and you pass her in the narrow hall, you put your hands on both her shoulders.
Like a bear, be soft, but look straight at it. …That’s what you’re supposed to do with bears, right? “Everything is just so stunning, Donna.”
Never call her Mrs. Berzatto, she'll talk about her long gone husband. Never call her ma’am, she'll take offense about her age. Never call her Miss, that's condescending about her age. Call her Donna first, she'll decide if—
“Oh, please. Call me DeeDee.” Mission back on? “And it's nothing, just threw it together, really.”
“Incredibly well ‘thrown’ together.” Always make sure credit isn't stolen. “Are you a big interior design fan?” Alright, you milked it too hard, now that's condescending.
Her head tilts back chuckling, “That’s a hobby for the rich ladies at Mass, not me.” She scoffs, but it's jovial. Mission back on! She lifts an empty glass and a bottle of non-alcoholic cider up to you, in offering. “Were you looking for a drink? I can’t believe my chefs didn’t get you a drink.”
You laugh, but it comes out strangled. There’s something about Donna holding a wine glass— Empty or otherwise— That sets some sort of trigger off, in your brain. You clear your throat in attempts to play off the strange noise. “Ah, maybe later. Right now I’m just trying to find the bathroom, actually.”
She directs you with her pointer finger, “It’s just down the hall, on your left, Chip.”
Ah. She’s done it again. You’ve gotta ask this time, “You know ‘Chip’?”
“I know my son. I know his friends.” Donna shrugs. The following comment isn’t required, “Even if they don’t know me.” But she says it anyway.
That was meant to be snide, right? There’s no way to take that well, is there? There’s an air of judgment to it. ‘Why didn’t you meet me?’ She’s asking, between the lines.
You purse your lips to keep yourself from frowning— Trying to remain unphased— Perfect, as it were. “I knew you through stories, I guess like you did me.”
Donna hums, “All good stories, I hope? I beg?”
Absolutely fucking not. “Of course!” But more good than bad, which for any mom, is still a decent ratio. God, this conversation sucks. Let it end. “I’ll be back!” You quickly scurry off to the bathroom– Thankful for the kitschy holiday themed toilet sign on the door, because you’ve instantly forgotten the instructions DeeDee gave.
Makeup looks fine, bladder is empty. Nothing to do.
Should you call someone? Richie? No. He’s got a kid. He’s supposed to be having Christmas Eve with his kid right now. Sure, he told you to call, if shit ever hit the fan— But this isn’t that bad— Not yet, at least. You can handle yourself, you’re an adult.
What about Syd? No. She’s with her dad doing traditions. Ugh. Should you be with your dad, right now?
You were giving a brave face, when you said it's not that big a deal to skip out on the holidays to be with Carmen instead of your actual family. Are you an asshole? Skipping out on family to rescue a guy that you don’t even have a label with yet?
Should you call your dad? Fuck no. Why did you even think to ask? Man, your back feels like shit.
Y'know who you can always talk to?
Under your sweater, the necklace remains. It's a tentative New Year's resolution of yours to take it off and keep it off. A tentative resolution to not rely on people that aren't here. Let the dead be dead.
You open your mouth, to give in, and realize then how dry your throat is. Maybe you should’ve taken Donna up on that cider offer. You have yet to touch a single glass in this home, though. Something feels weird about it. You swallow your spit to soothe the acrid taste, before starting to speak. “Mi–”
There's one and a half raps on the door and before you can answer, it's already opening with no regard to your privacy.
Fak. With a dumb looking slick back. He stares at your reflection in the mirror and you stare back at his.
“You're havin’ a panic attack.” He says. Since when did Fak know what a panic attack was?
“I'm not having a panic attack.” You say, unphased, more annoyed than anything. And it is true. This is more a stage two or three on your scale, if anything.
“I can sense it. Like a bloodhound.”
“What does that even—” You finally turn to face the guy, ridiculing him. “What the fuck happened to ‘Hello’? ‘How are you?’ ‘Happy holidays’?”
“Don't say fuck on Christmas Eve.”
“You’re—” You grimace, pinching the bridge of your nose. “Whattdya want, Fak?”
“Nah.” Neil says this like it’s a brave, warrior statement. He closes the door behind him, turning this bathroom into your shared secret chamber. “What do you need?”
You stare at him blankly for a good few seconds before lightly thwacking the side of his head with the back of your hand. “What the fuck is wrong wit’ you—”
“I’m being supportive–!” “Lockin’ yourself in a bathroom with me—” “You’re always hogging bathrooms—” “Why does now of all times seem like the moment to fuck with me?” “You need someone to talk to, don’t you?”
With a hefty sigh, you lean back against the bathroom sink. “I don’t even know what I want to talk about.”
“...Try starting?”
You tilt your head down, staring at your shoes. The one person you have right now, is fucking Fak? How far we fall.
“...This is exactly why I didn’t come to the fuckin’ funeral.” And though you didn’t think they’d come, the thoughts just fall out of your skull. “Just a bunch of assholes that treat me like a stranger— Because I am a stranger— But I’m not. I fucking know them, fuckin’ better than they know themselves, I’d bet—”
You cut yourself off, already sick of the argument. You grip the edge of the sink behind you. “Just— the one person that was meant to run my introductions and smooth everything out for me, wasn’t gonna be at the funeral, and he’s not here now, obviously.”
“You need me to get Carmy? He's just finishing up in the kitch—”
You shake your head curtly, almost rolling your eyes. “That's not who I'm talking about.”
“Oh…” Fak tilts his head down, realizing. “Yeah.”
There’s an awkward pause as he tries to muster up something to say. And he’s got a question you know you won’t want to honestly answer. “You don’t think Carm can—”
There’s a knock on the door. “Yo, Tony? Steven said you’d be in here, you good?” Speak of the Devil.
“Yeah, she’s good!” Neil gives you the thumbs up, he’s proud of himself for ‘covering’ for your less than perfect emotions.
…
Again, you thwack Fak’s head, ruining his slick back this time. “Ow—” “Why did that seem like your moment?”
“Fak?”
“I’m good.” You answer Carmen, opening the door. “We’re good. You good?”
Carmy takes a beat, regarding you. Trying to coax out what you’re really feeling. He can't, and that's disquieting. You’re never difficult to read. You never hide it. You’re not the one in this dynamic that puts a wall up. Nonchalant is not a word in your vocabulary. It's got him off balance in an instant.
He’s got your cupcakes on a tiered tray, in one hand. Cute. “I’m good. You wanna– uhm— Can I— Do you wanna hand out cupcakes—? Together?”
“Yeah, f’sure.” You swipe your nose, shaking off residual feelings as you step out of the bathroom. There’s a weird uncomfortable silence between you and Carmen. One that’s rarely occurred, if ever.
Fak inches out of the bathroom, taking up the space between you two. He regards both of you, and gestures with his hands to the air. “Oh my God. Is this a lovers’ quarrel?”
“Don’t say lovers.” “Don’t say quarrel.”
You’re not in love with the way Carmen’s eyes dart to you, when you tell Fak not to say ‘lovers’. By anyone else’s standards, the look is plain and unexpressive. To you, you know it’s bordering on accusatory.
Carmen slept on couches and frame-less beds. Carmen used dish soap and then five-in-one to shower. Carmen didn’t have a bookshelf but he has ninety-one books. The most Carmen’s ever taken care of was a ghost cat. Carmen’s not a guy that cares for frills or material or comfort. Carmen packs light. Carmen’s ready for take-off at any moment. Carmen didn't introduce you.
Carmen’s noncommittal.
That’s the dumb thing that’s sticking out in your head. Your stupid relationship status. Carmen’s noncommittal. Yeah, he gave you that whole romantic speech about keeping you around and having you in everything– But like, what does that really mean? There's nothing actionable. So, presumably, he'd hate to be called your lover, wouldn't he? You're just being the bad guy for him. Rip the band-aid, be nonchalant– Casual. Perfect Not-Girlfriend behaviour. Not really your thing, but you’re supposed to be of all trades, aren’t you? C’mon, Jack. Be perfect for him. You’re The Guy, you can do that much, right?
With a tight smile, you shrug off his look. “Cupcakes?” Carmen can only nod, still off-put.
Without much of a goodbye, you foist a cupcake on Fak— He opens his mouth like you’re going to feed him for a second, but after you freeze just out of his range, he more politely takes the cupcake in his hand.
Carmen opens his mouth, as you walk away together, so you interrupt before he’s got the chance to unwrap what’s going on with you. “How’s Nat?” Is the sidestep question you go with.
“–Hm? Oh, she’s… herself. Can never tell if that’s a positive.”
“Roast of the century.” You mumble, handing cupcakes off to Jimmy and his… wife? She’s certainly not the first one—
“Does he have a new wife?” Carmen whispers to you once you pass them, just as lost. “Definitely not his second wife.”
“Must be the third, unless we lost track at some point.” You shrug, “Let’s just avoid introductions all together in case we should know her.” Makes it easier for her and you. It’s a win win.
“Tony!” Pete is nice because for the most part, he doesn’t stick his head in other’s business. No, rather, he sticks his business in other people’s heads. “You used to be an EMT, right? Super cool.”
“Yeah, I was, thank you, Pete. Cupcake?”
He takes the cupcake in his freehand, the other busy holding Michaela straight on his knee. “Y’know, Natalie has been having this problem where when she—” Cupcake in hand, he gestures to his chest awkwardly. “–Y’know?”
Carmen pretends he doesn’t exist, for the moment. He tries to convince himself the fake snow on a hanging piece of tinsel is the most interesting thing in the world at the moment. You purse your lips, “For sure, Pete.”
“Breastfeeds.”
“Yeah, no, I got it.”
“Yeah, she gets sad, like, in tears. What’s up with that?”
You put a hand over your mouth, trying to cover any possible expression that could leak through, “Right, okay, crazy personal thing to ask on behalf of your wife— Uh—” You pause, lost for words. “I was not a pediatrician, but that’s probably D-MER, uh– Normal thing, not really any cure, but that’s sorta how all reproductive healthcare works, eh?”
“Oh—” Ted Fak, manages to make a surprise appearance, yoinking a cupcake from the tray. He points at Pete with one hand, shoving the dessert in his mouth with the other, while speaking, mind you. “Dude— you should ask Claire-Bear.”
Carmen straightens up, knocked out of his dissociative fugue. He talks through tight lips. “Claire’s an Emergency Doctor, she’s not gonna have any more detail than Tony.”
“Oh, Claire’s a doctor now?” In comes Donna along with Sugar from the kitchen, like the cavalry. “Good for her, that’s a lot of school!”
Natalie’s got too many plates and cutlery stacked upon her singlehandedly. Her mom’s not holding anything at all, far too interested in gossip. Without hesitation, you leave Carmen to help Sugar. She’s very thankful as you take half of the weight out of her arms and set the table alongside her. Maybe you should be the one to thank Nat, really, because she’s given you the gift of something to do.
That doesn’t stop Donna from continuing on. “I really liked Claire, she’s a smart one, hm? Carmen you used to have a crush on her, right? So cute.”
Alright, is it just you, or does every statement DeeDee makes feel weirdly targeted against you? Like she’s doing everything she can to see you sweat, to get a rise out of you. Well, it’s not gonna fucking work. You’re the guy, and you’re perfect, and no passive aggression is going to get to you.
…That said, who the fuck is Claire-Bear?
“That was in high school.” Carmen answers behind you. Ah, so Carmen did have things as frivolous as crushes back in the day. Good to know.
“Yeah, but…” Fak hesitates, it sounds like he knows he’s about to put his foot in his mouth but can’t stop now. “You dated pretty recently…?”
And there’s curious hooting and hollering from everyone that wasn’t already wise to this— Especially Donna, and that’s probably a cute family moment. But to you it sounds like the most horrific cacophony of sounds.
Ah, the girl with an even better medical background— And she’s still in the field, even. She can handle the patients and the families and the constant fear. The girl that everyone actually did know as a family friend, and wasn’t solely tied to the dead guy. The girl that has a seemingly long and storied history with Carmen— The girl who he lost a lot of his firsts to. The girl that’s just so perfect.
The girl Donna seems to love. The girl who the entire family is excitedly cooing about, instead of you, the person that’s actually here. Hm. Hmm.
Hmmm.
That’s so interesting, that’s so cool. You do not feel bitter because that’s an imperfect emotion, and you are the guy. And the guy is so perfect, so nonchalant, so cool, so casual, so happily unlabelled.
You don’t realize you’re holding onto a fork with a white knuckle grip until Sugar’s hand covers yours. She slowly guides you to set it on the placemat, sympathetic. You take a breath—
“Oh!” Feigned delight, and everyone can read it on Donna’s face as she looks at Carmen’s tray of cupcakes. “Dessert before dinner, how nouveau.”
No matter how many times you went over the rules, you’ve still fucked it up, eh?
You snap back up from the table, and with a flat-lipped look to Nat, pocket the fork as a fidget toy. Hey, it worked for Mikey, in a way. Maybe this is one of the ones he held at that dinner. Maybe. It feels good to say it was.
It’s stilted, like a choked out line on stage, the way Steven says, “Let’s have dinner!” But it works well enough.
One bite.
Two bites.
Three bites, now—
“Everything is so good, DeeDee—” Add specifics, “–The salmon is so flavourful.” the specifics always need to be about a main dish, bless your fucking gravestone if you compliment the potatoes. Everyone hums and agrees in kind.
“Mm–” Steven pipes in between chews, “How’s the restaurant going? I got to try a bit at the wedding— really something, Carmy.”
“Thank you.” Carmen nods, more nervous than usual— So that’s saying something. “It’s uh– It’s goin’ well, yeah. Workin’ our way up, f’sure.”
He’s acting like the first version of Carmy you met, leg shaking under the table. You put your free hand on his knee. It seems to help.
“We’re booked through January, now.” Sugar boasts on his anxious behalf.
“I saw!” Michelle laughs, she nudges Steven. “I was trying to get a reservation while we’re here. When can we come?”
The siblings speak in tow. “When it’s ready.”
“Tony’s been a huge help, with everything.” Ah, Jimmy. Trying to be nice and make you feel special but now you feel tossed into a spotlight that is really a reticle.
Natalie and Carmen nod in agreement, mouths too full to vocalize it. Meaning, unfortunately, DeeDee gets to go in lieu of them. “Y’know what, that doesn’t surprise me! Chip, you’ve been helping out The Bear for some time right? You were practically a founder!”
You cough on your last bite of a gorgeous scalloped potato, unconvincingly hiding your surprise. Thankfully, Carmen has an even worse poker face than you. Or perhaps you should be unthankful? Who’s to say, just pick a God and pray for this shitshow.
Mikey didn’t tell you much about his mom, but it seems he did not have the same reservations when it came to telling his mom about you. That fucker's always setting you up.
“Well, I wouldn’t go that far.” You take a sip of water, mostly to disguise your thinking time. You put down the glass and tilt your head back and forth. “I was there for Mikey’s pitch to Unc, but I wasn’t like a partner or anything. Just morale and a couple of sketches.”
Steven and Michelle make their shock known immediately. Not in a vindictive or mean way, but the rug has been pulled from under them. Sonofabitch, have you lost their love so soon? Michelle speaks for both of them. “Oh, love, you didn’t mention you were friends with Michael?”
Steven nods, swiping sauce off his mouth, “Yeah, I thought you were here with Carmy.”
“She is.” Carmen speaks for you, eyes solely on his plate as he slowly saws into a tough piece of meat— with a butter knife.
Carmen may not be the guy, but he is a guy. The type of guy that can suck the energy out of a room– good or bad– and make it go completely silent, without many words. A Grim Reaper for social gatherings. And you adore him for it.
In the silence though, you can hear a very faint thumping noise– Sort of tinny, actually.
Where’s that coming from? Nobody else seems to be noticing it, so you pretend it’s not there. The sound groans for a second, after you decide to ignore it— It sends a sore feeling through your spine.
Jimmy’s third(?) wife tries to defuse what is developing into a thick and tense silence. Unfortunately, she does so by lying. “Oh, y’know what, sweetheart, I think you and I actually met at the funeral, that must’ve been when you and Carmen met, hm?”
Pete, wonderful stupid Pete, has to fuck you over double time here. Because he’s objectively a good dad, he’s far too zoned in on feeding sweet little Mickey to pay any attention to the social cues at this table and understand the general rancid vibe. He just hears something wrong and has to correct it. “Oh no, Carol. Neither of them were at the funeral, they didn’t go.”
Nat elbows his side, alas, the damage has already been done. Mickey bubbles with laughter at the slight violence.
“Why didn’t you go?” Michelle turns her sights onto you, and it feels terrible, because Steven and Michelle were the only ones here you thought you’d earn the love of, and now you’re the asshole that didn’t show up for your best friend. The cutlery feels slippery in your palms.
God, okay, that thumping noise sounds like it’s getting louder, but still, no one’s paying it any mind. Your shoulders feel heavier with every rhythmic strike. Is it in your head? Is this Tell-Tale Heart? When is your life going to stop recreating famous tragedies?
In your clammed up silence, Carmen tries to speak for you again, but you tap his thigh, and he takes the signal to let you handle it.
It’s Christmas Eve, so it's not exactly the right time to tell the truth and say ‘Oh, actually, I did go. But at the last second, as I walked up to a church I’d never known, that housed my dead best friend, I was overcome with an overwhelming irrational fear and paralysing grief. So I just sat on a curb two blocks down and cried into a sandwich.’ …Hearing that doesn’t exactly put people into a holly jolly mood.
So you stumble your way through saying a bold-faced lie, shrugging.
“Uh, y’know, we just– Just weren’t that close, so, it didn’t feel appropriate to take— uhm— to be a part of that moment.”
God, that hurt just to say. But that’s what the perfect you would be like, right? The perfect you never had weird dead friend trauma, right? The perfect you and Mikey just weren't that close.
Good Lord, just the thought of that makes you want to vomit. Your head feels like it’s boiling. Boiling? Boiler on the fritz? Maybe that’s what that fucking noise is—
That thumping noise that has now turned to hammering that keeps making your bones feel like they’re constricting, if that’s even fucking possible. Well, at least it’s something to focus on besides the disgust you feel with yourself.
You can see Uncle Jimmy out of the corner of your eye, opening his mouth already to call your bullshit. Your eyes snap his way, expression subtle but pleading. He zips his lips.
DeeDee hums, cheery, smiling as she chews, “Well, that’s not true, Chips, I mean you were his sponsor, of course you were close!” swallowing, with no ounce of regret. “Ha, lotta good that did, hm?”
Carmen had to learn how to silence a room from someone; you should’ve realized that it’d be from her. All anyone can do is stare. What else can they do? All they can do is think about how anyone that sponsored Mikey must’ve fucked up beyond belief. Every wound you’ve worked on healing feels like it’s just torn right back open— It’s hard to stay unphased, when his own mother seems to imply you were no goddamn help.
The thumping that’s become hammering has now become a sharp and distinct ringing. The tinnitus kind, almost. The kind that makes you want to slam your hands against your ears and sympathize with Van Gogh in a whole new light.
Sweet darling Carmy, in the long silence, reaches over to take your hand that rests on his knee. But the second his fingers graze the back of your hand, you’re quicker than lightning to stand up, eyes trained on the ceiling.
“It’s your heating pipes.” You say, with a cold confidence. That’s what the noise is. That’s something to do. That’s something to make you useful— Perfect. You look down to DeeDee. “You’ve got a water hammer problem.” You can’t help the way your eyes twitch for a second. “It’s distracting, can I fix it?”
She waves a hand, seemingly delighted, if not charmed, by your apparent discomfort. She’s still eating, unbothered. “By all means.”
Fak— Neil, points his hand up to offer. “I can help—”
“I don’t need help.”
You almost spit, eyes darting to him. But the guilt is instant when you see his genuinely worried expression, and you soften. Nodding as a form of an apology.
“Thank you, Fak.”
You tap wrap your knuckles against the walls as you follow the hammering noise, listening for creaky pipes to reply to you. The orchestra of plumbing leads you up the stairs. With each step the ringing gets harsher, like it’s taunting you. You can’t help but feel like a B-rate horror movie protagonist.
It doesn’t help that once you get up the stairs, the noisy pipes seem to be concentrated in one specific room. But you need something to do; even if that is to get murdered by a mediocre slasher right now. So with little to no hesitation, you open the door.
Ah.
Maybe you are a nostalgia pervert. You are so immediately taken aback when witnessing Michael’s room for the first time.
It looks utterly untouched.
In the sense that— It looks like a mess. A candidly photographed, captured in time mess. There’s that slight stink of old laundry— A light mildewy scent coming off of what must’ve been the towel from his last shower. It’s draped over the chair at his desk… his desk looks cleaner than the rest of his room– By comparison, at least. All the notebooks and pens are ‘neatly’ organized. His bed isn’t made, there’s clothes on the floor, rare baseball cards stuck in the frame of his mirror– They’re showing the effects of sunbleaching– The curtains are drawn open and they’ve been forced to bask all year in it, you imagine.
He has posters that are taped up, wrinkled, crooked, and stupid. Blockbuster movie, 90s video-game, hot girl, blockbuster movie that stars a hot girl, band poster, heavily stained band poster… it goes on.
The blockbuster movie poster flutters in time with the hammering noise that brought you up here in the first place. The scotch tape on the poster seems a bit weak, like it’s been removed and stuck back on a thousand times. With an unsteady focus, you delicately peel the corners of tape off the wall to look behind it.
A hole in the wall. It’s big, as far as holes in a wall go. From the looks of it, it started as a small hole from a strong punch, and then Mikey must’ve pulled and broken off pieces of drywall to make himself a cubby hole. In the middle of his cubby though, is a dented and rattling copper U-pipe.
You’re not crazy, this wasn’t Tell-Tale Heart, nor are you the star of the next Friday the Thirteenth reboot. There really is a problem with the pipes.
But who gives a fuck about a fix anymore? This was Michael’s secret stowaway.
There’s a ‘The Berf’ shirt tied around the pipe as a failed attempt to insulate the thrumming pipe. He lived here, it makes sense that he’d notice it too. On top of the horizontal wooden beam, there’s a few bills, ranging from twenties up to a hundred. An empty dime bag tucked slightly behind the beam, you pretend you don’t notice it. There’s a few photos nailed into the vertical beam. The miss takes from his sobriety photos; the ones where Richie’s thumb is taking up most of the frame, where for a split second the candle lit Mikey’s beard on fire, where Mikey pranked you by shoving the cupcake in your face and you’re covered in icing.
You retake hold of the fork still in your pocket.
Fuck being perfect for Donna. Donna can fuck herself and her weird passive aggressive behaviour. It doesn’t matter what the fuck she thinks. Doesn’t matter what she was trying to imply. You were the first and final defenses, for Mikey. You were in everything he had. Everything he hid. You were his safe space. You were the one person he could rely on without any of the bullshit. You were the one he depended on. You did right by him.
Fuck Donna. Fuck this family. They don’t know anything about Mikey. They don’t know him like you did. Blood doesn’t mean shit. The womb doesn’t mean shit. You were there. You’re in here. There's no photos of Donna in here, hm? Mikey didn’t rely on her like he relied on you. You were there. You were there for the meetings, for the withdrawals, for the recoveries, for the breakdowns— You were there when it was hard.
Going to a funeral doesn’t do the dead any good. Sitting in a stuffy church with a formaldehyde soaked corpse in a closed casket, doesn’t mean shit. You were there when it actually meant something for Mikey, and that’s a fuck of a lot more than Donna can say. She certainly doesn't get to decide that you didn’t care about Michael— That you didn’t do enough for him.
You should tell her that.
Your grip tightens on the fork in your pocket. The prongs poke into your thumb, scattering dots of pressure along your finger tip. If you pressed the slightest bit harder, you’d pierce skin.
Tell her that.
You let the poster drop to the floor and with a brand new mission, march to the door and throw it open.
You don’t expect Donna to be on the other side, her mouth agape; clearly caught off guard as she was practicing what to say. She goes with what must’ve been a rough draft, voice frail.
“How long were you sober?”
The question is so jarring that you can’t help but be honest. “I relapsed a handful of times, but I did a year and a month straight before I decided I was stable enough to have a glass once in a blue moon or so.”
She nods, “I’m almost two months and I still feel like shit.”
You purse your lips, knowingly. “I always found the second and third month the hardest.”
As you meet her with an understanding and kindness that Berzattos are rarely given, her face goes tight with guilt, seemingly sincere for the first time tonight. “I don’t know why I do that. I don’t think I always did that.”
“Is this you apologizing?” Your eyes crinkle, brows ever so slightly raised at her shifting the subject. The woman is confusing but concise at the same time; you have to respect it.
She nods dumbly, “Did Mikey say I was bad at those?”
“Yes.”
“Yeah, well—” She brushes past you, entering the room. “He was shit at it too.” She sits on the edge of Mikey’s bed.
“And God knows he’s got a lot to be sorry for.” She huffs, an indignant laugh. “Up and dies without cleaning his room, knowin’ full fuckin’ well I’d never clean it. Who could?”
She’s hiding it well, but you can still hear that tell tale quiver in her voice. Your eyes scroll across the mess of a room. The comparison’s already happened in your head, so you can’t help but say it.
“He sorta did the same thing, to Carm… n’ me, I think. Left us all with messes.”
You swallow and step forward, back to the hole in the wall, not daring to look at her as you pass her by. “I think he got that people like us need somethin’ t’do, or we just go insane.”
Donna rubs a hand over her eyes, massaging her temples. That happy go lucky, passive-aggressive, gently bouncing woman is gone. Honestly, you much prefer this Donna, if that isn’t too terrible to say. At least she’s honest. “Hmph. Well too bad for him, I was already insane when he met me.”
Your shoulders drop, though you keep your back to her; continuing to stare at the rattling pipes. All the anger you built up just sloughs off you, like a snake shedding skin. Humbled into a fellow mourner within a minute. You’re silent.
“...Do you have what you need to fix it?”
“W-what?” You stutter, turning your head to her in what feels like– Fear? God, she sees right through you. “I— I don’t know—”
“Heard you’re a repairman.” She quells your misguided concerns, gesturing to the rattling pipe in front of you. “D’you need anything special to fix it?”
Blinking, your eyes dart away from Donna once more. Desperate to look anywhere else. Duh, obviously she was talking about the pipes. “Y-yeah… uh—”
You turn your head back on the pipe, refocusing. “I need a thing called an ‘arrestor’, it’s just like a– A pocket for air to escape. You could— could also turn your water off and let it drain— That’ll also work– Probably. Just takes a while.”
You can hear her shuffling behind you, and soon she’s at your side, head hovering your shoulder, looking at the photos nailed into the wooden beams of Mikey’s cubby hole. She stares for a beat, but doesn’t seem surprised. Seems like Donna’s already familiar with these photos. With this hidden stash. “...Do you think he’d known?”
It’s weird. You know what she means without her making it clear. ‘Do you think Mikey knew what he was doing? Do you think he knew what he’d be leaving us with?’
You take a breath, dejected and unsure. You roll your shoulders, carefully grazing her chin. “I go back and forth a lot and go with whatever hurts less in that moment.”
She laughs at that, nodding. “That’s probably the healthy thing to do.”
“Is it?” You’re tempted to look at her, but your body won’t let you turn. Though, you cock your head, doubtful. “Speaking from experience, I don’t think I’d say the same.”
It’s silent for a long moment. You’d like to say you know what she’s thinking, but that’d be a bold fucking lie.
Donna’s unreadable. But she considers her words carefully, which is hard to believe, because she goes with, “I hated you.”
You nearly laugh at the bluntness. “Yeah?”
“Hated who I knew. He’d talk ‘bout you— Never enough to get a good picture.” She huffs, “But he’d said enough for me t’ realize, he didn’t talk about me like he talked ‘bout you.”
“Like what?”
“Like you’re dependable. A lifeline.” She presses her lips together, pensive. “Shit like that, y’know— They– It made me realize that my son never relied on me. And if anything, I relied on him. He always fixed messes, never made any—”
You finally twist around to squint at her, accusatory, almost amused. She corrects. “...Not that I ever got to see at least. Not that I ever looked. And— And that was so embarrassing. You did get to see. Some kid, who took better care of my kid than me.”
“I tried to be you.” She takes a deep inhale and exhales, slowly stabilizing her shaky breathing. “I’m trying. To be dependable, and sober, and– and not so fucked up. Not bring my shit into my kid’s shit.”
Oh.
Oh, she’s just like Carmen.
“But then you show up tonight… And it's just… I just… Lost my head. I— I wanted to welcome you in but there’s just– Just all this noise, and I don’t want to do what I do— I don’t like what I do— But I still fucking—”’
And Carmen’s just like you.
She winces. She can’t bring herself to say everything smart that she wants to say. She doesn’t even know where to start. ‘Sorry’, is where she should start— But if she can’t bring herself to say it to her kids, she certainly can’t say it to you.
Everything you thought just minutes ago, everything you wanted to confront her with, throw a fork over— It was all something she’d already thought about herself ad nauseam. Donna was trying to get under your skin, that’s a fact. But it was a defensive maneuver— She didn’t think she was hitting first. Your existence is an attack on her— Or, at least, the perfect you that exists in her head is an attack on her.
Honestly, the you in your head is kind of an attack on you, too. All night, you’ve been in your own head, demanding perfection— Demanding you put a veneer over everything.
You’re perfect, you bring dessert, you say all the right things, you’re casual, you’re not the jealous type, you don’t talk to dead people, you weren’t close friends with Mikey, you’re not a girlfriend— But you’re not not a girlfriend, you don’t feel like you can’t put your mouth on a glass in this house, you don’t have a fork in your pocket, you don’t feel a deep pang of pain in your back every time you think too much. You’re perfect. You wanted Donna to think you’re absolutely perfect.
If only you’d known at the top half of this night, that Donna’s always thought of you as perfect. And it didn’t make anything better. If anything, it made you both feel so much fucking worse.
“Donna,” Your eyes feel wet, and you’re almost embarrassed about that. You scrunch your nose, putting a hand on her shoulder. “Can we just start over?”
Her screwed expression finally relaxes. She’s been running lines in her head, trying to come up with the right thing to break your silences. She’s relieved you’ve taken the job from her, nodding. “Please, let’s.”
With one hand still on her shoulder, you lift your other hand for her to shake. “It’s very nice to meet you, Donna. I’ve heard so much about you.”
She shakes your hand, “All good things, I hope?”
“God, no.” No bullshit, this time. You both laugh. “Almost all good, though.”
“Well, it’s very nice to meet you…?” Donna waits for you to fill in the blank. You shrug, not minding whatever she picks. She hums, daresay, happily, shaking your hand.. “Jack was one, right? I can call you Jay-Jay! And you call me DeeDee.”
You snicker, shrugging again. “Sure, throw it on the pile, DeeDee.” Your hands fall off her shoulder and out of her handshake. The playful smile on your face sobers into something sincere. “You do know now that I wasn’t perfect with Mikey, right?”
Certainly, there’s days and choices and words you regret. Donna wasn’t perfect, and neither were you.
She nods. “Neither was I.” Instead of that weird bobbing, she now tilts her head back and forth. “Still not. Still can’t clean his room. Still feels like he’s here, in the mess.”
“...I talk to him, sometimes. Pretend he’s the reason why stuff breaks.”
“I do that all the time—” She smiles, her breathing mimics laughter. “All his old duck tape fixes are probably why everything breaks on me now, anyways.”
You grin, but your eyes crinkle with a touch of concern. “Wait, do you need me to look at anything?”
“Oh—” She waves a hand, shrugging off the offer. “No, no. If I keep you any longer, Carmen’ll kill me.”
“Oh?” You tilt your head, nodding towards the door. “Is he…?”
“Yep, walked me up and everything.”
Your eyes flutter, before squinting at her too calm expression. Carmen came up here with her? Well, guess someone had to grant her the self-awareness and confidence to come up here. “...DeeDee, what happened?”
Donna has a series of micro-expressions that are practically impossible to discern. Pride? Fear? Sadness? Disdain? Embarrassment? Sympathy? It’s everything. She sighs, “Well…”
Carmen’s hand goes still, right where you leave it, when you suddenly stand up and excuse yourself to fix ‘creaking pipes’ that he can’t even hear. He wonders, for a moment, if him reaching for you is what actually made you leave so abruptly.
In your absence, though, he stares at his stupid hand tattoos and recounts to himself everything he did wrong today.
Number one, waking up.
Scratch that one– Self-deprecating language isn’t helpful, even as a joke– Blah blah blah self-help books can go fuck themselves right now. He needs to be better.
He shouldn’t have entertained you, when you kept asking him how to act around his family. He should’ve never coached you in the first place. He should’ve coached his mother, if anyone, on how to be normal for a few fucking hours. He shouldn’t have let anyone in his stupid freak family talk to you without him present. He shouldn’t have left your side for a second. You were already off, when he caught you in the bathroom. He should’ve taken that more seriously.
He knew something was off and he let it go. The last time he did that, a car went through the wall on his left. You wouldn’t go that far, but that’s not the point. He should’ve taken you aside and checked in without Fak being there to … be Fak. He should’ve pushed back when you said ‘don’t say lovers’ . He should’ve been better.
He should’ve introduced you to everyone. He should’ve introduced you as his. He should’ve had that stupid conversation before you got here.
He should’ve decried the Claire-Bear talk immediately. But that would’ve meant he’d have to defend your honour by declaring to everyone— Including you— That you’re more than— Than something. More than a high-school crush, certainly. But that would’ve meant he’d have to have that stupid conversation in front of everyone instead of just with you– Which was already a mortifying concept.
But no wonder you got up, no wonder you stopped him from defending you, seconds ago. He hasn’t been able to say anything of substance all day. How could you expect him to say the right thing? Trust him to say the right thing? He hasn’t spoken for you all night. All he said was that you were here with him. Is that something? Is that progress? If it is, it’s fucking slow. You deserve better. You need better.
But you haven’t gotten a better Carmen, so now, his hand is brushed aside as you rush out of the dining room. So now, the table is silent, par for Donna, continuing to sip at her cider jovially. So now, Carmen can feel the ground giving out underneath his chair.
Carmen’s an idiot that can’t experience any growth without it being at your expense. He is the problem. The panic resettles into the grooves of his brain. The hole in his throat opens back up. The dread reappears over his shoulder, settling itself into its rightful home. His hand nearly spasms in the space you’ve left.
He’s not getting better.
And then, by some miracle, before Carmen falls completely into the black hole of the self-destroying void, he remembers. Carm remembers that he feels — something for you, more than he hates himself.
He blinks for the first time since you left, his eyes remember they’re supposed to sting. He tries to speak, but his body is slower to catch up with his newly brave brain. The hole in his throat doesn’t close. It’s hard to speak in rooms as suffocating as this one is. As it always has been.
He wants to be that guy for you. He doesn’t like what he’s doing— what he’s not doing, rather. But he’s never had to be the one standing up for someone; that was always done for him. God, what an insurmountable fucking task Mikey was given practically every night for years.
He can’t get rid of that hole in his throat, it’s just not a talent that can be built in an instant— But Carmy’s smart. He knows himself. He knows what he is and isn’t capable of. Carmy’s gotten smarter—Better. He knows what talents he does possess, and he knows how to circumvent himself.
The chef stares at his plate. Scallop potatoes, seafood vegetable medley, shrimp stuffed cannelloni, a few clams casino, a sliver of baked cod, a piece of braciole, and amberjack linguini. He takes a smooth, methodical breath. It’s not exactly meditative, but it’s similar.
What a fucking mess. Absolutely no craftsmanship, no intention, no vision in this plate.
His eyes narrow, and the hole in his throat thins itself into a veil. A very familiar weight presses on his shoulders, but for once, it’s not unhelpful.
A lower pulse doesn’t always have to be a bad thing.
“Apologize.”
It’s faint, but it’s an order. It’s the most direct and aggressive Carmen’s ever been at this dining table. The room is still silent, but the energy around that silence shifts as everyone points their gazes to Carmen; all waiting with baited breath to see the infamous baby Bear finally care enough about something to stand up for it.
Donna shakes her head, sighing softly— As though Carmen’s naive to ask. She shrugs, “Carmy, I’m sorry, but it had to be said— We don’t stand for people that don’t say the whole deal—”
“Not to me.” Still quiet, but firmer— Callous. He twists his fork into the linguine. Stracotto. Overcooked. It folds in on itself into mush without much effort. A waste. “Go upstairs, apologize.”
Carmen doesn’t see it, unable to peel himself from the plate, but he hears his mother scoff— Actually taken aback for a moment.
Exasperated, Donna puts her fork down. “Carmy, did you not hear what I said? She was—”
“His sponsor, yeah, she’s told me.”
Carmen tries to keep his cool, low pulse, but Donna just manages to push every button. “She’s my fuckin— I—” Still can’t say the stupid fucking word. “I came here with her. ‘Course I would know.”
“And you don’t have a problem with it?”
For a moment, the irritation takes control of Carmy, and he lifts his head up to Donna—Instantly regretting it. He knows if he looks away from the food, his resolve will break.
So he lowers his gaze just slightly to look at his mother’s plate, instead of her face. Its composition is uneven; it’s basically just baked cod— Of which Donna hasn’t actually eaten any of, as far as Carmy can tell. She’s just slicing it with her butter knife, over and over again; the cuts getting thinner and thinner each time— practically macerated.
“D’you have a problem with it?”
If Donna was planning on replying, Carmy interrupts her. “Finally meet someone that reminds you of Mikey, and your first instinct is t’ fuckin’ ruin it.”
He knows that, because it was his instinct too. Sugar’s instinct, too. Carmen notices Nat’s silhouette tense up in his periphery.
He scoffs, anger on a roll, “Tony was so intent on getting you t’like her.” Brows creased so hard they'll leave permanent wrinkles, “Asked me a million questions 'bout you, made a dessert that— that you fuckin’ refused to even eat— Don’t think I didn’t notice that shit— Petty as fuck.”
Steven tries to interject with an awkward chuckle, “Carmy, why don’t—”
“I’m talking.” But Carmen doesn’t allow a moment of reprieve. Doesn’t even look in Steven’s direction, let alone his plate. “I shouldn’t’ve brought her here— That’s my fuckin’ fault. I should’ve known that you’d pull this shit—”
“Pull what? Do what?”
Now that interruption from Donna really pisses Carmen off. It irritates him enough to finally look away from her dish and actually look her in the eyes, with no fear, because there’s just no time for it.
“Don’t fuckin’ pretend, Ma.”
“I’m not fuckin' pretending!”
“You have been givin’ her the third fuckin’ degree all night.”
“I barely even said anything.”
“Oh my fucking—” And then, he pauses.
Carmen, for once, during an argument, pauses to think.
He stares at his mother, in silent contemplation— And frankly, everyone finds that much more frightening than him yelling.
Carmen wants to tell his mom that if it’s her or you, it’s you. Carmen wants to tell his mom that if she doesn't apologize to you tonight, the likelihood she ever sees her only son again is almost null. Carmen wants to tell his mom that you are one of the few truly good things Mikey left them, if not the only thing, and he can’t lose that. Carmen wants to tell his mom that if you’re going to walk out of his life, he wants it to be his fault— He wants your loss to be deserved, if there has to be a loss. Carmen wants to tell his mom a lot of things. All of them are too revealing for his liking. Too much for the dinner table.
Carmy’s nose twitches, his brows furrow further, his eyes twitch at the inner corners as they become glassy and red with irritation. He frowns, for better or for worse, his pulse has returned to normal. His voice is now quiet, dry, and nearly begging.
“Please, just go apologize.”
“Carmen.”
Carmy’s gaunt expression stays unnervingly still as his head tilts to his sister calling out to him. “Natalie.”
The wind is knocked out of Nat, to see her brother like this— Possibly for the first time— No, certainly for the first time. She can’t remember a moment in history where Carmen ever truly pleaded for something like this. Breathlessly, “...I love you.”
He nods, “I love you too, Bear.”
And Carm tries to take a page out of your book, however unfamiliar he may be with the art of communicating with looks alone— He’s hoping, as he stares into Sug’s eyes, that some sort of sibling telepathy will activate, and she’ll understand how serious he’s being— How much he needs this.
Nat has felt just as uneasy as Carmen has at this dinner table. She’s replayed that dinner in her head a million times, it’s a worn out VHS tape in her mind, at this point. That night, when she told Mikey she loved him, she looked at him— she was trying to defuse him— Not understand him, not defend him. Maybe things would’ve gone differently that night, if she had gone that route. Or maybe it all would’ve gone exactly the same; maybe it was just fated.
But at the very least, Mikey would’ve known for certain that his sister saw him when he needed her, and she was in his corner.
Her eyes squint just slightly as she takes Carmen in—She ignores the tension of the dining room, only caring to silently communicate with the brother she has. Natalie isn’t the type to make the same mistake twice.
Her gaze sharpens as it turns from her brother onto Donna.
“You need to go upstairs and apologize.”
It takes a lot out of you, to not cry when DeeDee recounts her version for you. You wipe away at your eyes, just in case. You’re not sure what you feel, but the closest thing you can pin it to is a sort of concerned admiration for Carmy— And Nat, for that matter.
“Holy fuck.”
“Yeah,” Donna just agrees. “D’you want me to get him—?”
“No!” You grab her shoulders the second she makes any motion to the door. “I’ll— I’ll talk to him— Uhm.” It already felt weird enough to talk to Donna in Mikey’s room, you don’t need to add Carmen to the mix. “I just need a second here, alone, is that alright?”
Donna nods. Unexpectedly, she goes in for a hug. You take it, though a touch gingerly— And perhaps to add some levity, she whispers to you another recounting of Carmen, when he said the dumbest thing any man could possibly say— Of which you will absolutely be mocking him for in a matter of minutes. You thank her for it.
Soon after, Donna steps out, and you can hear her quelling a concerned Carmen down on the other side of the door, while you have one last moment alone with The Guy.
You sit on his bed, both appreciating and hating the still silence Mikey’d never actually give you, if he was really here. He’s not here. There’s nothing you can do or imagine to make that not true.
You pull the necklace out from under your shirt and take it off your neck. You thumb at the chip. He’s not here. Maybe you’re finally ready to get comfortable with that thought. He’s not here, and that’s alright. It takes a while for your legs to agree with you, but when they do, you march over to Mikey’s impromptu cubbyhole.
You undo and then redo and tighten the old knot of ‘The Berf’ shirt on the rattling pipe, and reinforce it with the cord of your necklace.
It’s not a permanent fix, but it’ll dull the sound for the moment.
You swallow and sniff, eyes glazing over all the hidden tchotchkes, including your newest addition. With a scoff, you talk to your old friend for what you hope to be the last time, reaching for his money.
“Pipe temp hotfix, that’s forty.” You chuckle, pocketing the twenties. You know he’d feel guilty if he didn’t pay you for even the most mediocre job done. You pick the movie poster back up from the ground, and re-cover the hole; tamping down the weak tape.
You make an effort to not look over your shoulder, when you finally pick up the courage to leave.
“Love you, Be—
The shoddily taped up poster falls to the ground, unsurprisingly. You groan, practically stomping over to put the poster back up. You grumble like you’ve just been lectured. “Fucking fine, I’ll text my dad about getting breakfast tomorrow, yeah yeah.”
You find a spare push-pin to stab the poster into the wall, adding a touch more stability. “Y’know, I learned the lesson without you having to butt in, y’know. I got it. Cherish the living while you have ‘em, not the dead when you don’t…Whatever.”
You scoff, but it soon turns into laughter as you make your leave.
“See ya when I see ya, you fuckin’ ballbuster.”
Closing the door behind you, Carmen waits before you, alone. You can tell by his stupid cute pensive expression that he’s gearing up to apologize and ramble on about not being good enough. He’s got some obvious tells- Well, at least to you.
“I need to—” As if on cue, he starts, so you interrupt him.
“Wanna show me your racecar bed?”
He’s motionless for a second, before a small smile reveals itself. He walks to another door down the hall, expecting you to follow. You do. He mumbles, “I don’t have a racecar bed...”
“Don’t tell me you’ve had no bedframe since childhood?”
“My option's racecar or bust?” He scoffs. And you grin, because that pensive, small, constantly apologizing Carmen is gone once more— At least for the moment.
You hum ever so innocent and not teasing at all, thinking back to what Donna mentioned. “‘Person of Interest’, is fuckin’ insane by the way.”
Carmy pauses, glaring at you like his identity’s just been exposed. He opens his bedroom door with one hand, and the other snakes over your back, shoving you into his room head first. “Shut the fuck up…” But it’s grumbled through a smirk, completely insincere.
Carmen’s room is a pretty stark contrast from Mikey’s. It’s clean and much smaller. Everything is in its place, albeit a bit dusty.
He doesn’t have a racecar bed but he does have a bedframe for his twin-size, so that’s decent enough. There’s a stack of filled out sketchbooks and journals on his desk— Of which has clearly been well loved and used to the fullest. There’s a few rubbed in charcoal and paint stains that will never come out now. There’s even a bookshelf! An honest to God bookshelf that (probably) wasn’t pulled out of the trash!
It’s lined with classic literature (library codes taped on the spine, you notice), torn up comics, and ancient cookbooks. There’s a few typical Chicago boy things, like a signed baseball and glove to match, a bobble-head of a Bulls player you can’t recognize, a deck of cards, a long expired discount card to the Griffith museum, and a Chicago Bears teddy bear— That you think would go wonderfully with your Cubs bear at home.
… Carmy does have things. Or, did. There’s all sorts of stuff on his walls, too. Photos from school, polaroids of old friends he probably couldn’t even name, bottle caps and cards that he at some point found beautiful or important. Winning ribbons for a few amateur art competitions, sketches that are haphazardly pinned up. Newspaper clippings with every time ‘The Beef’ had ever been mentioned.
He is a knicknack guy. Or at least, he was. “You used to decorate a lot more, eh?”
“Yeah.” You hear him taking a seat on his bed behind you. “Still am, just been decorating The Bear ‘stead of my own place, lately.”
...Oh.
You sort of, maybe, hadn’t taken a moment to think about that, at all. That he just hadn’t had the time to put up the frills and explore his comforts.
Come to think of it, why did you think Carmen wasn’t committed? Was it just the lack of decorations thing? No, that couldn’t have been it… You wouldn’t make that big a leap in logic… Right..?
Carmen mutters absentmindedly behind you, looking around at this old decor. “Should probably take some shit with me, now that ‘m lookin’ at it…” But you’ve tuned him out. Why did you think Carmen’s noncommittal?
He’s noncommittal because he was a couch hopper? He had to be, he was staging in New York– How could he pay rent? Noncommittal because he’s always used the barest essentials to take care of himself? Well, he takes care of himself now, he’s changed. Because he didn't introduce you properly? Not an unfair critique, but the man has been in fucking fight or flight since you got here, it might have nothing to do with you. Because he’s never taken care of anything but a ghost cat? Not true, he takes care of his restaurant, his friends. And he does care for the frills, the materials, and the comfort— But he’s always had to pack light, he’s always had to be ready for take off once he left home. It wasn’t his choice.
…Well, what about Claire? That’s a legitimate sign, right? He kept clamming up when you or anyone else tried to refer to her as a girlfriend. He clearly has reservations over the word. And he hasn’t officially concretely, really asked you out. He asked if he could ask. If Carmen’s not noncommittal, at the very least he hesitates.
But then again, you haven’t even been on a real date. There have been moments where it felt like one, but it was nothing on paper. Maybe he’s just feeling it out, moment by moment. That’s not unreasonable of him. Oh, God. Are you unreasonable? Are you moving too fast by even thinking about labels all night? Are you the problem?
…Oh no, how long have you just been standing around silently and aimlessly in his room?
You’re quick to turn around once you remember any sense of decorum— And the fact that Carmen’s in the room with you. See, this is exactly why you have to stop talking to dead people, it makes you forget the living’s standards of conversation.
Much to your surprise though, Carmen doesn’t seem phased by your silence. He seems to be caught in his own stupor, staring off into nothingness, fidgeting with his fingers. He looks… just as distressed as you must look.
“Carmy?” You take a step towards him, gentle, as if you’re trying not to frighten a cat. “Are you good?”
“Hm?” His stupid giant blue eyes flutter as he comes just slightly out of the void. He puts a fist over his mouth, biting at the skin of his fingers. “I’m good, I just— … Just need to be better.”
Huh? You blink, cocking your head. “You ‘need to be better’?”
He nods, then shakes his head, then nods again. It’s a little disorienting for you, so you can’t imagine what it feels like for him. “I just— should be better— I could’ve— Could’ve been better— I’m gonna do better.”
Alright, fuck the noncommittal debate, his head is so much worse. “Carmen—?” You take another step forward.
He straightens up in such a way that makes it feel like he’s trying to back up from you. It stops you in your tracks. He stops biting at his fingers just to comb the hand through his hair.
Carmy rambles, “Everything— Everythin’ — It’s always at your fuckin’ expense— I— I— I didn’t introduce you, I didn’t fuckin’ say shit about Claire— Should’ve fucking known they’d say shit about Claire— They always ruin this shit for me— I don’t—” It's fairly nonsensical, it’s hard to pick a part what he means.
He pinches the bridge of his nose, interrupting himself— Sick of himself. He doesn’t even understand himself. He just knows that he hates that he’s still talking. “Oh my fucking God, I’m doing it again.”
Carmy takes a sharp inhale through his nose, it’s the least relaxing meditation prompt you’ve ever heard— Before looking back up at you, panicked yet kind eyed. “How are you?”
… Oh God, is this what it feels like to be on the receiving end of someone clearly drowning and yet they’re trying to save you first? Martyrdom looks terrible on anyone but you. Is that a toxic thought? Save that for later.
Carm’s trying so hard to de-center himself— To focus on you— which is admirable, but it’s making you realize that you have been centering yourself, all night.
You had a fucking mission. Tonight was not about you, not even about Donna, certainly not about your relationship status, and not about your feelings— It was about Carmen, needing you here. Needing help confronting his childhood home, face to face with his mother, with the absence of Mikey, with the always fucked up feeling of Christmas in general— He needed you to be here for him and you just kept squeaking by, avoiding all chances of vulnerability– Because it risked anyone noticing you being imperfect. It wasn’t just Donna you wanted to convince— You wanted Carmen to, too.
He didn’t need perfect. He didn’t need The Guy. He needed you.
You take a sharp breath, the very thought stabs at your chest. You furrow your brows, eyes shut tight as you tilt your head down. “Fuck, Carm, I’m sorry, I made a huge mistake.”
With your eyes closed, you don’t see the flash of alarm on his expression. It shifts into a solemn nod as he takes it the complete wrong way, “I know.”
You smooth out the crease in your brow with your thumb and forefinger, hand covering your eyes, a bit too embarrassed to look at him— Didn’t expect him to acknowledge your fuck up so quickly. “I’m sorry, Carmen.”
He shakes his head, exhales through his nose like the saddest laugh on earth, dejected. He shrugs, “I gettit, I wouldn’t wanna be with me either.”
Your head snaps up and your back straightens so fast you think you might’ve realigned your spine.
“What?”
“What?”
Wait— “We’re dating?”
He blinks, his brain freezes up, you can practically hear the dial-up tones ringing in his skull. “Are we not?”
You lift your hands in the air, palms to the sky, waving them in stuttered confusion. “—Are— Are we?!”
He’s just as exasperated. “I— I— Well, no, right? That’s— That’s what you—”
“What the fuck are you talkin’ about?!”
“The fuck are you talkin’ about?!”
“I–” You blink, taking a beat to calm down. “I—” You gesture to yourself, because right now, everything needs to be broken down into the simplest of terms. “—Was trying to say I made a huge mistake tonight, ‘cause I didn’t prioritize you, like I needed to.”
Carmen’s quick to shake his head, “You didn—”
You wave a hand to him like a red card. “Can you shut the fuck up for two seconds, Carm?” You close your hand into a fist, might’ve been a softer way to say that. “Sorry. You just, you keep doing this thing—”
He’s silent, giving you room to speak. You sit down next to him on his stupid childhood bed.
“You keep making everything your fault, somehow, lately. Always trying to apologize for shit that didn’t start with you.”
You continue. “I made you quiz me, even though I know it made you nervous. I clammed up as soon as I walked in. I avoided talkin’ to you. I fuckin’ — I got weird ‘n jealous hearin’ about Claire— When you probably felt more uncomfortable than I did. Like what’s it matter that she’s an ER Doctor and your first crush and your first girlfriend and—”
“Tony—”
“I’m hearing it and I’m relaxing and I don’t care at all, actually.” You finally notice your tight grip on his bed sheets, releasing them as you catch your breath.
“I panicked all night about being perfect for Donna— And you, and everyone. I made you go full Exec Chef mode to defend me— Which is kinda hot but also really bad. You don't ‘need to be better’, you needed me to be there— And I'm sorry I wasn’t.”
How vulnerable should you be right now? Probably full on. You’re an all or nothing person. “And— An’ I dunno, I got this dumb idea in my head that you were noncommittal and I was doin’ too much and needed to like— Be all cool and casual— And that made me act weird, cause I’m not good at that— I move fast—Which like, we’re not even dating really, so— It’s— I dunno, it’s stupid— I was being stupid— I’m— I dunno— What I mean is... I’m sorry I was being weird.”
When you finally finish your ramblings, you find that Carmen is taking his time just looking at you, needing a second to register all that you’ve word-vomited on him. You stare back at him, head on. This might be the first time you’ve done that since you got here. Too terrified to give him the opportunity to see through you, all night— Because you know, a look is all it would take for him to read you like a book.
When he finally parts his lips to speak, you try to interject again. Too unnerved by the endless possibilities of what he could say. But for once, Carmen's body beats his brain and yours, he surges forward, grabbing your face in his hands before you can interrupt.
You think you move faster than he does. You think he likes it noncommittal. Casual. Or at the very least, you envisioned that that's the case. It isn’t a terribly unfounded assumption. He’d probably think the same about himself, if he were in your shoes. He’s imagined that’s what you think of him— But you finally said the thought out loud— And whether it’s somewhat true or not, it feels like a fucking dare. Like you’ve offended his honour. Like it’s true, what Richie told him, weeks ago; that he never lets anything good happen to him. Like you think he’s not capable of being something serious with someone as good as you.
Like you think he couldn’t handle saying something so impossibly simple as—
“I love you.”
How could you possibly disrespect him by thinking he needs to take things slow? Besides the fact that he almost explicitly asked for you to take things slow. Back then, when he asked if he could ask you out, he did it out of an overwhelming fear that he could lose the one opening he’d ever have with you. Now? Carmen’s not afraid— Scratch that, actually, Carmen’s so afraid. A rush of endorphins go through him when he says the three magic words, but it’s immediately followed with a stabbing pain in his throat. Everything in his brain is a schisming contradiction. It feels so good to tell you, it also feels like death by a thousand paper-cuts for each millisecond you don’t return the sentiment.
But then you open your mouth to reply, and he realizes there are worse things than you not reciprocating. You could say you don’t believe him — Which would probably be reasonable. Carmen’s not the most trustworthy source on himself. But it would crush him if you thought that. Maybe you’ll say he’s moving too fast— You said nothing about love, you just wanted to know if you were dating for fucksake. Or, maybe, instead of not replying at all, you may outwardly say you don’t actually fuck with him like that. Perhaps, you could say after seeing the way his mother behaves, you can’t possibly risk being more involved with this family than you already are.
Carmy comes up with all these potential realities in about half a second. He fears them more than silence, easily. And fear is the one surefire way to drive this man into action.
So he shuts you up before you can even form a vowel. Sealing your lips to his. It’s a different kiss than his usual course. Not in the typical ‘Post-I Love You’ passion way though, it's more violent than romantic. Teeth hit yours— your back hits the mattress. He doesn’t ease up, doesn’t give you the opportunity to say anything— Trying to pull him back by his hair doesn’t curb his enthusiasm, but you’re free to do it anyway. You could call the kiss almost surgical, if that tracks. There’s a precision in the ways he bites your lip, his hands shift from squishing your face in his palms to holding your jaw to his bidding, he tilts your head further back into his mattress, to give you even less room to breathe.
Unfortunately, while Carmen is a man of immediate action in the face of fear, doesn’t mean those actions are good or lasting. He’s quickly realizing that he cannot keep you quiet forever, as he tragically, like you, requires air.
Well, maybe he can just talk over you. “I mean it. I do.” Maybe he can just stay hovering, lips still grazing yours— And if you try to talk, he’ll just pluck the thought out of your mouth.
“I—” You try, but he gives you a quick peck. Carmy’s plan is working flawlessly, now all he has to do is stay here forever perpetually– “Car—” –and you’ll never get the chance to reject him. You let out a truly angelic laugh— “C’mo—” —After you try to speak over– “Ba—” –and over, only to be thwarted by Carmen’s foolproof plan every time.
Detrimental news, however, is that you know Carmen. With sweet upturned eyes, you gauge his internal panic. You know the thought process, you know the plan. Of course you do. He needs to get used to you ruining any attempt at secrecy he ever makes again.
It’s your turn to press your hands against his cheeks, hard enough that he can’t try to eat your face again just to keep you quiet for two seconds.
And here’s what’s really devastating, about Carmen’s ‘shut you up at any cost’ plan. It’s not just that it’s failed, and you’re able to speak— But it’s actually also backfired spectacularly. Because now, you’re on mussed bedsheets, underneath him, with bright eyes, adorably furrowed brows, skin hot, holding his face, out of breath, bitten red lips that you're using to form the words—
“I love you, Carm.”
And that’s really not fair at all. That’s really brain dissolving. That’s really ‘reevaluate what I’m okay with doing in my childhood bedroom’ inducing. And it’s his own fault, really, but it’s not and it’s actually completely your fault.
It’s really truly, honest to God, your fault that he’s suddenly grinning like he’s a stupid teenage boy. Your fault at how deeply embarrassing it is to be this happy. Your fault, he pulls one of your hands off his face to kiss your palm. Your fault, that he mutters into it, “I can do it, I can be yours, I can do it.”
And your lilting reply of, “I know you can, I’d like you to.” Really isn’t helping you beat the allegations that it’s also all your fault that he has to kiss your cheek— And jaw, and chin, and neck, and—
“Boyfriend?” You test the word out, it sucks to say. He grumbles his discontent against your collarbone. You tsk, “It’s just such a fucked word, y’know?”
Carm hums his shared sentiments, “‘Person of interest’ sounds better now, doesn’t it?”
“Still no.” You attempt to deadpan, but he nips at your skin just light enough to make you laugh. “Don’t bite! Partner?”
Carmy tilts his head back and forth, considering the term, before inevitably denying it. “It’ll get confusing, Syd’s my business partner.”
“...Significant other?” “So wordy.” “Companion?” “Are we on a fuckin’ expedition?” “You’re deeply unhelpful.”
He shifts himself up again from his descent so he can look you in the eyes. If Carmen thought you were baiting him, he needs to take a look at himself when his face is pink all the way from his cheeks to his forehead, and his typically big bright eyes are half-lidded with no sparkle, and his lips are bruising by the second, and his gold chain dangles just above your face— And he’s just fucking pretty.
“I’m yours. S’that enough?”
Oh— “Jesus Christ, we need to get out of this house.” You’re quick to dig your elbows and hands into the mattress, lifting yourself up underneath him— His incoherent response to this sounds like a whine and it’s maybe possibly certainly going to be the thing that kills you.
“No, fuck, please—” “Carmen—” “Not in a car, s’not two in the morning—” “Angel, please—” “Not in a bathroom, no one’s waitin’ on us—” “Carmy, you’re not hearin’ me—” “Am I doin’ too much—?”
“Carmen!” You almost hiss, slapping each side of his face as you finally sit up with some stability despite his repeated attempts to pull you back down. “I meant like, not here— I’d like to do more, just anywhere but fucking here!”
“Oh.” It takes his brain a second, “Oh!” But he sits up straight, once he realizes that you’re actually the one that wants to do too much, so to speak. Whether it’s on purpose or not, you’re pulled onto his lap. “Yeah, that’s— Yeah.”
“...Yeah?”
“Oh, don't fuckin’ say it like that..” Is he pouting? Oh wow, if he can't handle one syllable's worth of your semi-sultry tone, he's going to be dead in minutes. “Your place or mine?”
“Mine.” You answer suspiciously quickly, it's almost offensive.
“I do have a bedframe, y'know?” “Oh? How recent was that upgrade?” “It needs breaking in.” “—Holy shit?!” “—I— I don’t know where that came from.” “Awe, don’t lose that confidence already, c’mon.” “Don't do that thing with your voice.” “What thing?” “—Talking.” “What the hell?!” “Joking. Kind of. Why your place?”
“...I didn't know what to get you, gift wise.” You start, fingers wrapping themselves in the curls of hair on his neck. “So I got a bunch of stuff, and, wasn't sure how things were gonna go, so I — I got like – A nice thing of lingerie, y'know. N’ case it was like… A sex thing.”
He just stares at you blankly, so you ramble on. “And I didn't wear it here, of course– It’s real fuckin’ itchy— So we need to go back to mine, so I can put it on— And honestly, probably keep it on, cause it was expensive and I'll be pissed if it's only worth 10 seconds of dopamine before getting thrown off.”
The blank stare continues, and it’s almost like it’s a symptom that’s spread to the rest of his body; Carmy goes completely still, it’s tough to glean what that reaction means exactly. After a few more seconds of silence, he just nods, curtly.
“Carmy?” You squint, cupping his right cheek, “You good? Too much?”
“I—” You swear his eye twitches. “I— Am— I’m— I don’t—” He purses his lips— Okay, now he’s definitely pouting. Carmy can’t possibly come up with the perfect thing to say with a brain as broken as his now is. So he kisses you, softer this time, and hopes that gets his point across. “Not too much.” He says, but he can’t manage to get anything else out.
You manage to snicker an appropriate amount in his face, instead of uproariously laughing at him. “What’s goin’ on in Charmin's head?”
A bit too bashful to manage looking you in the eyes, Carmen’s eyes look like they’re almost shaking as their gaze dances around your lips, cheeks, nose, lips again, and again, and aga— “Jus’ y’know… I have— I’ve thought about it alot, and— and— now it’s happenin—”
“You’ve thought about it alot?”
“Don’t think too hard about it.”
“I’m gonna exclusively think too hard about it, I’m thinking too hard about it right now.”
“Oh, you don’t wanna just see for yourself?”
“Oh my God?!”
“You have to stop reacting like that.” “Like what?!” “Like— Like you’re a spectator.” “Listen— A smooth line is a smooth line, I have to give it props.” “If it was really smooth, you wouldn’t say shit, you’d be speechless.”
“Not true, don't think I could even be speechless. I've famously always had a lot to say.”
“Yeah? You gonna talk me through it then?”
…
“...Holy shit—?!” “So close.”
I have just spent like the last 5 hours answering asks, and when drafts get too long in tumblr, the lag becomes insane so i am going to GET OUT OF HERE ! BUT I AM EXCITED TO HEAR WHAT YOU THOUGHT AND I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SPEAKING TO YOU ALL I MISSED YA SO DEARLY, it's been a pleasure to get reacquainted the past few days as i answered asks. it's really fucking good to be back guys.
I HOPE YOU LIKED IT !!! AND JUST FOR THE RECORD !! THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK !! OFF SCREEN !! IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND I STILL DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO WRITE SMUT I'M SORRY I'M SPINELESS!!
Taglist: (send me an ask, let me know what you thought of the chapter, and remember to ask to be added!! p.s if you just comment asking, i might miss it, my notifications get a lil fucked sometimes)
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in honor of your return (better fucking be fr this time, i missed your ass) AND the squidink blurb you granted us, have something from the vault
BABY GIRL IT'S FORREAL !!! should be out in t-minus 10 minutes unless my laptop literally explodes right now but even then, i've got a PC now for backup so life will always find a way don't worry
thank you for blessing me with squidink meme from the vault, I can't wait to make those two kiss. i. love them so.
Seeing ya answering questions makes me wanna reread everything again for like the 8th time
Time to get to it and get my soul ripped out again and sit there for ages like this
LOVE YOUR WRITING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SILAS DONT DO IT THATS SO MANY WORDS TO READ ALL TOGETHER NOOOOOOOOO SILASSSS THEY'LL KILL YOU SILLASSSS
(thank you i love u)
(probably should reread the last chapter though, just to re-jog the brain, cause chapter 16 is coming out once i figure out how to get this FUCKING TAG LIST TO WORK !!!)
hiiiii ok so i spent all day reading (well mostly rereading up until like the last two chapters) chicago's kindest and you've got me hooked so so so bad. you have such a strong understanding of the characters and the show and you're able to apply it to this fic so well!!! you make show-accurate dialogue that's witty and biting and fun to read look so effortless and that's so impressive bc i know it must be so hard to do. you're just such a skilled writer and should be so proud of your work!!!
hehhehe
THANK YOU !!! THANK YOU !!!! honestly, writing CK has done wonders for my dialogue capabilities because I thought I was good at dialogue before (i wasn't) and now that I've gotten to practice with these Chicagoeans, I feel a lot more confident in my banter abilities hehehe so THANK YOU!! yknow what i AM PROUD !!
and thank you for telling me to take a break!! i did in fact take the time i needed, and didn't need-- When you're a mentally funny person, takes a second to calm down, yknow? and I feel like i'm back and better than ever!! so i hope you return for chapter 16s release and enjoy it !! you deserve to see the end of this godforsaken fic!!
Hi! I came across your bold last night and spend until about 3am and then 10am-2pm binge reading all of Chicagos finest and just wow- I knew I wouldn’t be able to stop for on the go comments because it was too good to even consider taking a small break.
You write these characters so complex and so so in character. You’ve added a whole character without taking away the base of the show and integrated her so naturally, that I could be told yeah this is the written version of the show and id believe it.
I’m in love with carmy and Tony’s relationship and how well it builds up and how fluffy it makes me feel! I love the crosssed worlds of syd and the beef bringing Tony back into their world and how they already have connections to the bear in a way that doesn’t feel like a fanfic, it just feels like a natural thing to happen.
I love the conversations and how they flow so seamlessly like in the show. I love that there’s the half spoken conversation but we can still say that yeah we can tell what’s left unsaid and we get inner dialogue that makes sense for a mentally ill person with self worth issues (speaking from experience) I also love how absolutely down bad carmy is for Tony.
I can’t wait to read more!! and could I be added to the taglist?
Babes, of COURSE you're getting added to the taglist-- Fingers crossed that shit works though, sometimes the tagging system decides to explode on me. LOVE tumblr,,,
ANYWAYS. I should be keeping a counter of how many sleep schedules I've ruined. I think we're at 5-6, and that's just from what I've been told in my inbox. WOO BOY.
That really means the world, sometimes I definitely have wondered, when putting Chip into the Bear universe, if it's sort of taken away from the actual plot of the show, because they change so many problems/dynamics with their presence. it means a lot that you think they're well integrated and keeps to the essence of the show !! thank you thank you !!
Carmen and Tony are very fluff. they're so FLUFF. except for when they are fighting in which case it is. hell. it's a very all or nothing duo, i suppose. And thank you, I LOVE writing a fic where the OC has a backstory that unravels itself naturally!! so i'm glad it's fun to read HAHA
I am so lucky to have the privilege of being on paper writing dialogue, because GOD, it is SO MUCH HARDER to write dialogue like The Bear in a t.v format, because it is alll so 'left unsaid' dialogue. And I HAVE THE BENEFIT of getting to tell you straight up what is meant. those guys just have to PRAY. i'd love to see their scripts and see what their stage direction looks like honestly. wonder if they inject emotion in there.
I'M YAPPING FOR TOO LONG INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING THANK YOU, AND I'M SORRY !!! THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR THOUGHTS I APPRECIATE YOUUU !!
it’s been a while, life did its thing and pulled me to different directions, but remembered our lil white boy chef existed and then remembered your fic!! i catched up on it and wanted to leave a lil message :))
before anything, belated happy birthday! i hope it you celebrated well! thank you for giving strangers on the internet with the same interests as you an opportunity to be in one place. you’ve made living worth while with your chicago’s kindest <3 thank you for being the kindest and sharing with us!
i hope you’ve gotten better from sickness!!
once again, i am in awe with your writing. i always will be. with how you’ve captured all of the characters, and with how you fleshed out tony and their relationships, god you’ve made her so real!! the horrors, as you previously put it, just prefectly lies with realities of being a person while still being an entertaining, fictional character. i would write you a whole dissertation if i could!! thank you, thank you, thank you. i can’t say it enough.
keep taking care of yourself! thank you for being kind. take care always <3
Hydration Anon, goodness I hope you're still kickin out there!! I pray this missive makes it to you when/if you remember that fuckass white boy chef again!!
Technically, another birthday has passed, so this is a TWO FOR ONE-- I think you're the first person to ever do a two for one birthday wish, so congratulations. THANK YOU for being a part of my silly little community, and thank you so much for enjoying Chicago's Kindest--- I'm so very glad I made the decision long ago to share it on here :) If only because I've gotten to speak to so many cool people !!
the HORRORS !!! thank you for saying that 'still being entertaining fictional character' but also is fleshed out and feels real in the horrors--- that's like, such a difficult line to ride sometimes, and I really appreciate you saying so !!! i'm so so honoured to have an audience that sees me and sees what the FUCK i'm trying to say with my silly little fics.
thank you thank you thank you hydration anon <3 I hope you're doin' good on your side of the world !!!
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Hello onion, finally submitting my essay on the new chapter cause I had to let it simmer for a while in my noggin.
Before I get into the new chapter I just have to say that the way you wrote the Mikey chapter and the description of anything Mikey related in following chapters is making me miss the dude for reaaaal.
I wish there were more Mikey fics on the app in general, with him as the main character and paired with an original character. His bond with chip described in your fic is precious.
Chip and the attachment to the old espresso machine has me feeling waaaays. The way it is another tie to Mikey and the past and the way things used to be and also the way she is seeing herself in the brokenness and complexity of the workings of the old machine and feeling scared and insecure to be “hard” or make others feel uncomfortable in any way. Carmy wanting nothing but the best for his -not- girlfriend cause we don’t label it yet and getting her the new machine 😭😭😭
Roommate era approaching dude …. Dude I can’t wait! And they’ll have a cat .. come on now.
Carm protecting chip from bumping her head means so much to me you don’t even get it, like I had to pause and put my phone down when I read that little detail.
Also I’m wheezing cause I started playing dnd recently and this chapter is personal HAHAHAH.
I agree that a little math and some eldritch blast could really help out our dudes here.
I love the pre Christmas period and I listen to my favorite Christmas songs while reading this to just get in the winter in Chicago mood cause the summer is still going strong in Greece .
I really really liked this chapter I don’t know why you doubted it so much, it was fun and chill and at moments kinda nostalgic and sentimental. Can’t wait for the next bye gotta go re read two steps back and cry lol.
Have a good one 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Man remember when I would ask for essays (i fucking love everyones essays) in my year off, i talked to other writers and found out that i am fucking GREEDY ?!??! DID YALL KNOW ?!??! DID YALL KNOW I WAS BLESSED TO BE BESTOWED THIS GIFT FROM YALL THAT I BEGGED FOR?!?! I AM SO SORRY!!!! i just love to hear from people yknow. i love yall. ANYWAYS ONTO YOUR THOUGHTS ESPRESSO GOD I FUCKIN MISSED YOU.
Man, writing about Mikey after Two Steps Back does make it hurt A LOT more. I think before then, he hadn't been fleshed out in the mind, and now that he has been, you can really feel the emptiness of him not being there--- Like, the gap is noticeable now, yknow? I'm really happy that that shines through (also sorry LMAO)
In the future, I really would love to write some platonic shit with him and Chip, and maybe I'll do something romantic in a non-CK story-- But god, i can only ever think of underlying angst with him ;-;
I love that everyone has so many opinions on the old coffee machine-- Because you're ALL right. It's Mikey, it's Chip, it's Carmen, it's the past in general, it's her apartment she's losing, it's history, it's insecurity, it's protectiveness, it's preservation !! IT'S ALL OF IT !!
Chip and 2/3 of her cats as roommates. ahhh, i really do look forward to it. I LOVE HAVING ROOMMATES !!
PUTTING THE PHONE DOWN OVER THE HEAD BUMP PROTECTION BAHAHAHAHA i'm glad this was so enjoyed. it's the little things frfrffr !!
SHOUT OUT OUZO !!! and espresso machine ! and DnD ! this chapter IS personal for you tbh LOL
A LITTLE MATH AND ROLEPLAY MURDER WOULD HELP THE BEAR CREW AND I STAND BY THATTT
Espresso, I so hope you're doing well a year later and i hope you love chap 16, coming out in hopefully just a hour or two now!! the rest of my asks aren't essays, phewwww
I found "Chicago's kindest" by total accident and.... I mean I lost a full night of sleep on a work day because it's like SO GOOD OMG!!!
I love Chip, god I love her and she's so cool and i just — UGHHHH she's everything. And this story is everything, I laugh so hard and I love the dialogues and her little thought process, she's my baby frrrrr.
Chapters 10 and 11 made me stress the FUCK out, tho. And then chapter 13 finished the job, I was in shambles because I genuinely love Mikey's character and the way you wrote his and Chip's relationship, and just him in general, in that chapter is so beautiful and so heartbreaking at the same time.
I love the way you write Chip and Syd's friendship, they're so cute and so wholesome and I love their love for each other and how easily they fell back into their dynamic, even with time they spent apart. Soul sisters if I ever saw them, seriously.
And then Richie??? Oh my god, honestly? He's been my boy for life ever since the first season but you made me love him even more. The way he's so protective of Chip and was ready to literally JUMP Carmy if only she gave him a greenlight on it? That's my man right there!
Honestly every possible dynamic (The Beef family, her dad — it cracked me up in the latest chapter — and the Berzattos, etc etc) Chip has throughout the plot is so incredibly written, I'm in love with the way you write, it's so stunning and funny and just all-around amazing. I'm genuinely and honestly in love with your mind.
I think it's actually the gift of God or whatever cosmic power led me to you, because losing sleep for it was so worth it and I found you just in time for the new chapter, which was so good and so funny and I'm sat for what's to come next.
How many people have had sleepless nights because of me fr? i fear i need to make a reparations bin LMAO
chip is SO BABYGIRL, i fucking love writing her thought process and dialogue--- It's been so nice to write her as she opens up more and more in each chapter and gets more vulnerable--- gah. love that bitch. she is so cool.
I honestly go back and re-read Two Steps Back a lot, because Mikey and Chip really are SO special to me-- so i clearly put a lot of love into that one lolol--- I've had a lot of experience with grief, for better or for worse, so writing their dynamic both in past and present is honestly !! super cathartic for me tbh ! and thank you so much for feeling that effort and enjoying it to boot!!
FRIENDS THAT CAN JUST STEP RIGHT BACK INTO THEIR RHYTHM!!! YES !!! Sometimes I worry I harp too much on how much Syd and Ink love each other and feel comfortable with each other but honestly FUCK THAT!! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND IT'S EVERYONES BUSINESS !!
Richie is a man that I will stand my ground on EVERYTIME ! I HATED his ass in S1, but in S2 he reeled me right the fuck in and now I just adore him. I don't think he's had too much of an opportunity to show his protectiveness in the first 3 seasons, but he reminds me of some of the best men in my life-- the types that if you came up to them and said "hey, i need you to punch that guy" there is NO follow up question. He trusts Chip enough to make a call like that with good reason, and he's happy to help. fucking LOVE THAT MAN !
Ugh, Anon, thank you so so much for your thoughts and praise--- I hope the cosmos align again for you to somehow remember to read this upcoming chapter coming atcha so late. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !
the picture scares me thinking he and chippy will fight/argue during a rush at the restaurant
THE M&MS SOUND HORRIFYING
RICHIE IN THE MUSEUM IS SO FJFJFKRIRNRK
still need to do my connections but also i wanna read this but also i have work in 25 minutes but-
EVERYONE HAD THEIR LICENSES
THEE chef in your life<3 the rat-
instead of searching up the things i don’t know what are, i just keep reading like a genius
restaurateur~
LIVE WITH CARMEN:33333 it’s not too soon shut up
OH NOOO NOT THE SECOND. the ‘always’ was cute tho
babyboy princess is worried because his chip didn’t text him back oh my heart!!!
“Fuckin’ told you, Carm.” - i love richie, my dream bestie. (and you’re like richie which could mean/be nothing)
CHARMIN COMEBACK
all the teasing, i love this family
t to the rescue<3 also whenever t calls chip baby my heart swells
OMG NOT CHI-CHI TRYING TO GET IT ON WITH CHIPPY??? IN RICHIE- CARMEN’S HOUSE??? i mean i get it, we all have a crush on her
You can make so many new drinks for Carm— The menu - OOP
“And when did I fuckin’ greenlight this?” - ORWELLIAN BUTTER
quickly glean they’re talking about the new espresso machine. - okay dr. seuss
Because you don’t get to see Carmen looking down at you, then back up at his uncle. “Because.” - HOLT SHIT HOLY SHIT. IM GONNA SCREAM
But Jimmy, Nat, and Carm all speak over you. “It’s not.” - EVEN UNCLE J? CMON ULTIMATE STAMP OF APPROVAL
It’s bad to think he’s pretty when he’s annoyed, isn’t it? - it’s the best actually
“I– I mean, I didn’t invent them.” - SQUID SIDKFIOEKFLFF
“Ooh.” Marcus, clocking in just in time, hums behind you. “Kind of a bar, Chef.” - I LOVE HIM SO
You fist bump him over your shoulder, not looking. - I LOVE THEM, secret besties
Are you gonna break up with him? - babyboy is down bad bad
Adamu is immediately aghast - adamu!!!
A soft, simultaneous, “Heard, Chef.” from your cats. - THE CATS
“Hey kiddo. Aw, what a sweetheart. Lead with her next time!” - THE ADAMU DISCOUNT!! THE MEMES ARE PRESENT AND ALIVE
She sighs, “Trying to.” - SQUIDINK ROOMATES (and they were roomates)
“Don’t be weird.” Richie grumbles behind you, solidly directed at Carmen. / Who’s whole face really just scrunches up in confusion. “‘Don’t be weird’? You don’t be weird.”. - RICHIE MY BELOVED, also richie-carm is such a funny dynamic. i love their petty squabbles
“I don’t remember having kids, why the fuck am I in a Kindergarden?” Uncle Jimmy interrupts. - UNCLE ALWAYS WITH THE HILARUOUS RESPONSES
ADOPTINH THE STRAY:333333 HELL YEAH
AND NAMING HER CALAMARI IS SO CUTE!!
Fuckin’ fifty minutes of toilet time for Syd - KDNFKFKRNRORKR
“Dungeons and Drag—” - dungeons and drag😌😌
Richie has been at her place so many times oh!!! to be a fly on the wall
“Yeah, and wouldn’t be the last time, would it?” - GET HER JADE
“Yeah, I’ll take it, I guess. Would’ve liked a card.” - THE IM SORRY I STABBED YOU CARD
Tina nearly whistles in agreement, nodding by your side. “Heavy that, Jeff.” - T!!!! my queen
Rich leans one arm on your shoulder - BESTIEEEE (also am not over that he massaged her)
“Oh fuck you, I’m not fuckin’ Carmen, I grow a fuckin’ beard.” - the ultimate drive by sjdjfkfk
“Fuckin’ thank you. This is why I lo—” - OH MY GOD!!! LOVE!!! LOVE?????
“I know you wanna be a bitch, I’m askin’ you to just skip that part for me.” - SLAYED HIM
“How am I supposed to be in character if I’m not allowed to be a bitch?” - STOP SIDKFIFK
the piece. - the piece more like the pe- *gets stabbed*
Carmen couldn’t stop opening his big fucking mouth after seeing you under the star. - HELLO?????
THE PAINTING
He’s the best. -🥹🥹🥹
Carmen’s the best. You think he’s the best - SOBBING!!!
“Loosen your grip, Carmy.” - TITLE REFERENCE
“Come to dinner with us?” - i knew it wouldn’t be the L-word (lesbian) but !!
this was incredible. the worldbuilding, the research, it’s all chef’s kiss!! major chef kisses!! never doubt your writing. you’re the best. you’re YOU
WE'RE IN THE FINAL TEN ASKS BOYS LETS FUCKING GO POPCORN!!!!!! PERFECT MEMES AS ALWAYS !!! THE CAIN AND ABEL ONE REALLY GOT ME LMMAOOOO
Chat, I'm seeing some disagreement, do we think M&Ms with your face are cool or very disturbing, answer QUICKLY
Richie's Season 3 pivot to being annoyingly literate was. pretty fucking funny. so i've tried to work in just a little bit of it. can't let my favourite bimbo get TOO smart though, gotta keep him humble.
Carmen with Chip, for at least the next chunk of their not-honeymoon-honeymoon phase will have SUCH AN ABANDONMENT COMPLEX that it almost comes off as rizz, in a way.
we are RiChip and we are GOING ! TO KISS !
Spoiler: I didn't work Charmin' into this next chapter. Not that it wouldn't work, I just felt like Chip would be trying to force a nickname and she would never do that. SHE GETS FORCED NICKNAMES !! CANT TURN THAT TABLE !!
Chi-Chi? More like Chi-Chip ! NEW SHIP LETS GOOOO EVERYONE GETS WITH CHIP GANG EVERYONE TAKE A PIECE !!
i still remember the first time I read this review a year ago and you said 'okay dr. seuss' and i just put my head down in such embarrassment at my ACCIDENTAL RHYME !! I'LL NEVER RHYME AGAIN !!! CAUSE OF YOU !!!!! (love u)
"“Because.” - HOLT SHIT HOLY SHIT. IM GONNA SCREAM" IT REALLY IS SUCH A WILD LINE EH? god that guy is whipped.
Marcus and Chip's dynamic is probably my favourite underrated one, and I am very excited to explore it in future chapters hehe--- you're right !! it's very secret besties !! like 'we're not that tight because we don't hang out that much one on one, but the SECOND we do, we'll be inseparable'
I'm really looking forward to calling Carmen and Syd 'the cats' whenever they're both in a scene. it really makes me see them for the big eyes curious cuties they are.
ANDD THEY WERE ROOOMMATTESSS (to be)
I'm gonna be so embarrassed if Jimmy is revealed to have kids in S4 because then i WILL have to go back and change that kindergarten joke LOL. but Richie and Carmen !! they squabble like two 13 year old girls i love their dynamic so much.
Man, I can't remember if I was always planning on Chip fr adopting Calamari, but I saw a cat owner talking about how if you feed strays and then MOVE its ALMOST A DEATH SENTENCE for the poor kitties, so i am very happy that that is the storyline we're moving with hehe.
someone get back to me in a couple business days i'll make the 'i'm sorry i stabbed you' card. actually wait does it exist already---
Ok i've looked it up and i would paste it here but i am worried it will. fry. this text box. tumblr is finnicky rn. BUT. it is a card of a swordfish saying 'i promise i won't stab you in the back' which if syd just added 'again' to that, it'd be perfect.
THE RICHIE SHOULDER MASSAGE THAT DOESN'T COMPLETELY WORK !! OWW!!!! THE ALMOST LOVE YOU !!! OWWW!!!!
I knew the 'How am I supposed to be in character' line was going to be good because it made me laugh writing it, which is rare LMAO
HONESTLY? HONESTLY? I was considering calling this chapter The Piece since it's what they call Chip AND this is the chapter they show the painting AND HONESTLY? THAT 'THE PEACE' SHIT IN S3 PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH AND I WAS FEELING CATTTY AS FUCKK--- DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED, I HAVE SOOO MANY THOUGHTS ON 'THE PEACE' LEMME GIVE YOU A FUCKIN P E A CE OF MY MIND OOOHHHHHH!!!
thank you thank you thank you YOU'RE THE BEST!!! I'M SO SORRY FOR GETTING TO YOUR THOUGHTS SO LATE (when do I not, tbh) I'M SO EXCITED TO MESSAGE U AGAIN AND LATER GET TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK OF CHAP 16 AAHHH
Starting this off by saying that I had no idea you could customize M and Ms until this chapter, so thank you for that!
And I can’t believe Tony sat on Carmy’s lap on the drive back home and we didn’t get to “see” his reaction, I just know this boy was fighting demons 😂
“Oh, huge highlight— Didn’t say I love you, like some idiot.” LMAO, I wonder who’s gonna say it first
I also love that Carmy still insists on doing any heavy lifting for Tony, like how dare she be strong enough to carry that thick sheet of glass all by herself when he’s right there!
“Right, yes—You’re nice.” It’s such a simple line, but you make his character all the more endearing with little things like this
“No one’s gonna know how to take care of her, she’s my baby! No one’s gonna take the time to figure it out—They’re just gonna think she’s broken but she’s not, she works!” Tonyyy 💔
And Tina staring at the diner baskets and napkin dispensers, too 💔
A ten thousand dollar expresso machine is crazy, I’d be tripping balls too if I were financing this shit. I’d be sending it back AND the dystopian butter, too
That being said though, AWWW! Carmy is willing to ruin Uncle Jimmy’s credit score for the sake of giving Tony the best because she deserves the best and nothing less, which she DOES but not like this Carm 😭
“Carmen puts his hand on the edge of the counter to make sure you don’t hit your head,” again, it’s the little things that make this story so good. She still bumped her head a moment later but still! It’s the thought that counts 💜
Also love love LOVE how you incorporated Tony into the whole scene with the Computer, literally so satisfying to see her come up with realistic solutions and just being the guy and the mediator that was desperately needed during the actual scene in season 3 because that was a mess lol. As you said, Pay is for Chip
The hypothetical date scenario 💀
“When?”
“…When?”
“When’s the date?”
“No, I’m—It’s—“
This boy is whipped 😭
I gotta say, out of all the drinks described, Tina’s spiked agua fresca has to be my favorite. I’d try Richie’s too, but Carmy’s drink really does sound like it would taste like cough medicine so I’d have to pass on that one 😔
And Tony’s dad making a sort of appearance?! “Did someone die? Because that’s the only reason my darling baby only daughter calls anymore!” oof 😅
“My God, princess, are you in love with the owner or something?” …………………
Tony and Syd living together…I’m afraid it’s over for a Mr. Carmen Anthony Berzatto
Syd’s eyes lighting up about in-unit laundry is so real tho
Richie repeatedly telling Carmen not to be weird about Tony’s no pants at home lifestyle and then calling out Syd too 😭
“I did not even move—not a single cell in my body—“
“And you only know that cause you had to lock it down, you dog—“ LMAO
“Oh fuck you, I’m not fucking Carmen, I grow a fuckin’ beard.”
“What—Now that’s a fucking drive by, what the fuck?” I mean, Richie didn’t lie 🤷🏽♀️
Richie throwing the peach and blueberry skewer at Carmy to save his ass and the fact that both Tony and Carmy were both making heart eyes at each other under the giant Christmas tree 💀
That moment in the office when he finally sees the paining is so sweet! “You see him. He can see that you see him.” 😭
“You’re the best Chef because you can work with anything. You don’t need the best when you’re the best.” Oh, I’m definitely not crying
“You make it easy for him to fix his mistakes, by giving him the space to realize them.” Tony really is so good for him, and Mikey was the first to recognize this 💔
And now TONY’s INVITED TO CHRISTMAS DINNER! I can’t wait for the next chapter 💜 💜💜
AHHHHH yknow i thought i would cringe, responding to a year old review cause i'm an asshole that didn't get to it before, but now i'm actually just psyched, because i get to re-read these thoughts again, and they feel new to me, so this is honestly a win. MY THOUGHTS ON YOUR THOUGHTS UNDA THE CUT AS ALWAYS
Dude, back when I was a kid, I got SO MANY ADS on YouTube about making custom M&Ms. I think you can still order them online? I don't know, I actually did not double check--- Lowkey embarrassing if they stopped doing that.
In my mind's eye, that car ride, that positioning--- HAD to be constant shifting. like Chip on the edge, basically on his knee, Chip turned 90 degrees, nearly kicking Richie in the face whenever there's an exciting idea for a drink, shifting to just be on like half a thigh--- It's hard to say if any of this would've made it better or worse for Carmen. Chat, let me know, did he die?
“Right, yes—You’re nice.” -- I'm very glad this line stuck out to you hehehe, it really is the small things !! Carmen is one of those characters that isn't usually super sweetly expressive, but he does say shit in a really matter-of-fact way that kinda reveals more than a simple compliment would, yknow?
TONYS COFFFEE MACHINEEEEEE and TINA !!! man, i reallly hope in S4 they dive deeper into how Tina feels abt Mikey and the disconnect she felt in S3, because that FAMILY SHIT IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT !! IT'S THE WHOLE THING
YKNOW WHATS FUN ABOUT THE NEW COFFEE MACHINE? THE ASCASO? THE 10K MONSTER? Maybe they specifically name it in S4, or they did in S3 and I just missed it--- But I was trying to find the actual new coffee machine they had in S3, and the Ascaso looked like a similar shape and had the same spigots, so that was my best bet. SO THEY CANONICALLY HAVE A 10K OR SO COFFEE MACHINE--- AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A DRINKS GUY!!?!??!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!?
Carmen and Tony to me, on a financial level, can be defined as that one scene from Abbott Elementary with Maurice and Janine, where Maurice gifts her a Telfar bag and she does not understand at all. she's like "oh,,, you forgot to put anything in the bag,,, lol." and he says "that's the gift !!" and she's like "OH!!" and then dumps pencil crayons in it. Carmen can't buy Tony anything with his OWN money, because he's a BROKIE, but when it's his UNCLE'S TAB? BEST BELIEVE HE'S BLOWING MONEY LIKE HE'S DYING TOMORROW !!!
Did anyone else see that video of those baristas where one of them instinctually holds the edge of the counter when their coworker goes under it? That did. inspire that whole thing. I did still make Tony hit her head later though because I can never resist a comedic beat and I APOLOGIZE !!
Writing Chap 15 and working in the Computer shit was fun for me, because thinking it all through, I was like GOD. IF MICHAEL WAS HERE. SO MANY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED IN S3. and we have a baby mikey here in the form of Chip, so we get to have some of that satisfaction in this little corner of the bear fandom.
The tiniest spoiler for those that haven't seen the first 2 episodes of S4, THE HYPOTHETICAL DATE SCENARIO MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH MORE NOW IN RETROSPECT BECAUSE HE DOES THAT SHIT ALMOST VERBATIM WHEN SYDNEY TRIES TO GIVE HIM A STUPID HYPOTHETICAL MATH PROBLEM. I AM THE CANON BITCH !!! DO NOT SPEAK THE HYMNS TO ME, I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN !!
Carmen's drink 100% tastes like cough medicine-- APEROL IS SO GROSS I'M SORRY !! I'M SORRY !!! I think I'd have Richie's, Tina's, and if I was cool with getting absolutely fucking sloshed, I'd get Syd's because ouzo is not to be fucked around with--- but it SOUNDS DELISH.
I'm glad that Tony's dad was enjoyed for the most part LOL I was hesitant to put a straight up relative in a x reader fic, but like, he's been mentioned so many times it's only fair I give him some lines, yknow?
I hope everyone read way too hard inbetween the lines when dad asks "Are you in love with the owner" and tony immediately pivots to "well syd's a co-owner",,, COULD BE INLOVE WITH EITHER OWNER !! AND THEY'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER !! CARMEN ANTHONY BERZATTO IT'S SO OVER !!
Having in-unit laundry myself, I do not take this privilege for granted folks. I will never go to a laundromat again, you can't MAKE ME !!
No shade to JAW, but fr, can that man grow a beard? Has anyone seen it happen? I just can't picture it in my minds eye it looks terrible.
And for your last few thoughts, I KNOW that Mikey was hootin and hollerin' watching those two sort their shit out in his office--- the office that he literally asked Chip to spend time with Carmen in. His OTP FINALLLLYYYY WORKSS OUTTT YAYYY
thank you divine intervention big brother <3 they literally never would've met if you hadn't pre-broken the freezer door a year in advance, ain't that something to think about?
SERENDIPITY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AS ALWAYS, I'M SO SORRY TO GET TO THEM SO LATE, BUT BETTA LATE THAN NEVER EH?
I am fucking BACK ! finally, good god girl. when the specific corner of tumblr needed me most i vanisheedd
But more importantly, I have an ask from you from almost exactly a year ago, that I think was probably sent as bullet points, but then tumblr ate it and then spit it out as the most fucked up jumble of text so I! am going to paraphrase bits and pieces from that YEAR OLD ASK, that has aged like a gorgeous wine, maybe. not really. whatever. LET'S CRACK IT OPEN.
Navs Says: You asked for requests, I just wanna see Richie, Chip, & Eva go to Taylor Swift now, y'know? Chip seems to vibe with how much I fuck with Taylor Swift, so that would be fun to see.
I wonder what the tumblrscape thinks of TSwift in a post Showgirl world. I'll admit, I'm not a ,,, lover (that's an album right?), but i'm not gonna yuck anyone's yum. I think I MIGHT end up covering this idea in an actual chapter, so I've yet to do a blurb for it-- But know that I will, should the need arise. I will say though, Chip has said the idea of going to a concert of hers would be. the worst possible thing she could possibly imagine going to. so. Chippy's got some complicated thoughts--- though, she'll happily go for Richie and Eva.
2. Nav Says: You write Richie so well. GOOD DAD RICHIE!! I would love if you did a romance for Richie or Mikey eventually, there's so few of them. I'd love to see you do one for Mikey.
I would also love to do stuff for them. The more I think about RiChip the more I suddenly want to veer off the CarmTony bridge and onto them. I really do adore them--- And I just adore Richie in general. my MAN !! For Mikey, i feel like I have less ideas as to what to write for him, but know I would also love to write for him. At least something platonic yknow? In the back of my mind, I'd love to do like a small set of blurbs of Richie/Chip/Mikey and their memories that have already been mentioned in CK. I have like two lines somewhere for a blurb of Richie and Mikey teaching Chip how to smoke for the first (and last) time. i love those geezers.
3. NOW, Nav wrote a little bit about how life was fucking ROUGH for a bit. And also asked how the new job was going, and what field, and also happy halloween cause it was halloween at the time.
I really truly hope you're doing a lot better now, Nav :( I used to have a panic attack like, once a week minimum. A Honours Bachelors is in fact: a hard degree to get. did everyone know that? why didn't yall tell me? After I graduated, I didn't have a panic attack for 2 years. I hope that gives you some sense of solace. There are brighter days ! I hope you're already in them ! Time is silly that way.
AND , the job is good :) it's weird, and it's sometimes busy, but it's always stupid (in a good way), and i'm always surrounded by good people. And it's in animation ! admin/production, but still. Working our ways up, ain't we?
Anyways, PLEASE know that while I love to hear everyone's thoughts and reviews, DONT DO THEM IF THEY MAKE YOU ANXIOUS OR FEEL ANY SORT OF PRESSURE !!! pls feel free to just leave a thumbs up, i PROMISE i will still be very happy with that :)
NOW GET OUT OF HERE NAV FROM A YEAR AGO !!! HELLO AGAIN NAV FROM TODAY AGO !! I'D STAY AND CHAT BUT I'M SO CLOSE TO FINISHING ALL THE ASKS SO I CAN PUBLISH THIS FUCKER SO TALK LATER BABE MAYBE AFTER YOU READ 16!!!
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hi! Your blog doesn't always show up on my dash but I think ab Chicago's kindest at least once every two weeks. Genuinely some of the best fanfiction I've read ever. Would read anything you write even if I don't know the characters (or if it was a fully original work!) I love how much love and care and joy you put into your work (even during the whump sections). Just wanted to send some love! 💖💖
aweee that's so nice, hold on just one second dearie...
OOHHHH
I honestly thought for a second 'whump' just meant the parts that were kinda busted and bad. this is SOO MUCH BETTER YAY !!!
thank you so much, i fucking love to write in general and for The Bear. I'm so glad that that love/care/joy is felt, even for the WHUMP!s
Honestly, ever since i started writing as a kid, my favourite thing to write has been verbal fights. I fucking LOVE WRITING FIGHTS !!! GET HIS/HER/THEIR ASS !!! KILL EACH OTHER WITH YOUR WORDS !!! CRASH OUT!!! PERMANENTLY EFFECT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST ONE SENTENCE !!!! YESSS YESS YESS !!!!
hello hello hello!!!!! it is me (previously thefreakingbear) woohoo you can tell how long it’s been since i’ve interacted here! it’s been a crazy couple of months for both fo us it seems but im back and doing a full catchup and may even finally get around to giving you my rambles on your most recent (can i even say recent anymore) updates!
THEFREAKINGBEARRRRRR YES I MISSED YOU !! yeah everyone else that changed their profile pics/names in my interim away, i need y'all to reintroduce yourselves pls pls pls
i hope everything is going good in your stratosphere babe !! and i'm so excited to receive literally any ramblings at all once you get the opportunity to read Chapter 16!! (can you imagine if it's ass. it's been a year and it's ass. if it's ass i need everyone to lie to me. can you all promise to lie to me please).