☆*ﾟsunkissed ❜

carmela: um idgi?? what’s wrong w my face??? carmela: that meme!! died !! like our friendship!! carmela: u never win :) carmela: til death due us part then? but we’re not married? carmela: i’ll be counting down the days til i’m free of u 

kj-knight  (via wnq-writers)

carmela: by bribery .... ? i’d like that much better carmela: bitch u wish!  carmela: WOw suddenly.......i take it all back carmela: ur broke ? damn why r we still friends then

carmela: don’t give me that face :( carmela: those eyes work every damn time ! carmela: i was ditched but UR feelings were hurt? bitch! carmela: ok here’s the deal, if drinks are on u, i’m down to party

     “the best part of miami? everywhere is air conditioned.” donovan leaned back in the restuarant chair, a half drunk mimosa in his right hand. “the humidity is still hell on my hair, though. we need to head somewhere that isn’t gonna force me to spend most of my time indoors.”

“ if you think that’s the best part of miami, you clearly haven’t tried the food, ” carmela said, sinking into the chair beside him. “ you’ll get used to the humidity. just be glad you haven’t seen an alligator yet. my biggest fear growing up was that i’d fall into one of the canals and get gnawed by one of them. it was a bit irrational, now that i think about it. ”

“ ay, como me encanta miami, especially on spring break. the topless girls, the idiot gringos, the smell of croquetas in every single bakery, the greasy cuban pizza, the sun hitting my beautiful porcelain skin and best of all ? hay tanto crimen aqui que you can literally get away with anything. if i hear any of you dumb bitches complain one more time about miami, i’m drowning you in lake okeechobee. i don’t care if i have to pay fifteen dollars for the uber trip there. don’t fuckin’ test me, because i will do it. ”

“ you and me both, mija, pero los otros tienen un problema con miami. i don’t get it -- what’s not to like ? their privileged spoiled asses might not be used to the florida humidity, but i think that’s part of the charm. they may not realize it yet, but there is no better place than miami to get a tan. that got dark real quick, but if you’re serious about drowning them, necesitas ayuda ? ”

theo: did i just take a nap after doing nothing all day? damn right i did theo: who tryna link up for tonight ??  theo: club going up on a monday.. amiright?

carmela: you SHOULD have come to the beach with me but ? carmela: fake ! carmela: u kno i’m always down 2 party but with you? hmm idk carmela: i’ve been betrayed .................