Carl the Cheeseburger

Hey Floyd, I'm so glad to be back by your side. Let's do stuff this summer, after we pack up your dorm room of course.

Hey Floyd, I'm coming to help you move out of your dorm! I can't wait to see you.

Hey Floyd, look at the size of these grapes. They are almost as big as me.

Hey Floyd, I'm out to lunch with Sunny and this pizza looks amazing! Guess what I'm getting?

Hey Floyd, I know it doesn't look like it, but I'm stuck in traffic. I'm all done being in this car. Send help or coffee or both.

Hey Floyd, happy early birthday! I mailed you something and it should arrive today. Woo hoo!

Hey Floyd, I finished sewing all those fox and bunny hats I started last week. Now I need to photograph them and put them on ebay. I hope everyone likes the new colors.

Hey Floyd, I went to the library to try and stay focused, but it's not working very well. What are you up to today?

Hey Floyd, the Chessnut Move has arrived! The box is so cool and sleek looking. I'm going to charge the board and pieces now. Fancy a game later?

Hey Floyd, I'm not ready for this semester, but it's waiting for me. I hope your first day of class goes well. Gotta go or I'm going to be late.

Bye Floyd, have a safe flight. I miss you already.

Hey Floyd, thanks for going through all our happy memories of 2025. I can't wait to make more happy memories with you this year!

Hey Floyd, my doppelganger appears to be a veggie burger.

Merry Christmas Floyd! Thanks for the lego us. I can't wait to build not-Carl when we're done opening gifts. I wonder what other new friends are wrapped up under the tree. Oh Floyd, I'm so happy you are home!

Hey Floyd, I'm so excited you're coming home! Wanna grab some dinner and watch a Christmas movie tonight? I can introduce you to all my new friends.

Hey Floyd, I got this cool box that's filled with friends! Every day I knock on a little door and a new friend pops out. On Monday I met Manny the Snowman and on Tuesday I met Lola the Unicorn. I wonder who I will meet today? Who do you think it will be?

Hey Floyd, do you want some candy? Big Carl and I went out trick or treating last night and came home with SEVEN POUNDS OF CANDY! Help, I've been corn syruped to death.