Ainsi Sera, Groigne Qui Groigne

Crying and pooping and shidding i have to get my tiddies out at the drs

@derryboy

she is possessed by a surly but affectionate goat

@is-the-cat-video-cute

I downloaded the sex mod which took 1 hour to get to work and when i had sex with him my screen jittered and there were stock moaning sounds and i got one xp

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

It’s very important to know that when he runs into the fridge, the ceiling light turns on

My boot scootin’ baby is driving me crazy

instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead

LMAOOOO SHABA DOOP DAA DADO DAAAP DADO DAABAADABOOP DAAA DADOOP BAADABOOP DAABADOOP DAA

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

Find this shit in the blackbriar meadery

all children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children

Pornhub et al. probably have statistics about how long it takes you to climax when masturbating based on how much video you have watched when closing the last browser tab