petrichor.

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

I wonder how many times this post was reblogged from an iPhone

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BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

There was not a dry eye to be found at NPR HQ when Tank and the Bangas performed at the Tiny Desk. This is one you don’t want to miss. 

Tank and the Bangas brought out all the feels here at NPR Headquarters when they made their victory lap around the Tiny Desk. If you haven’t heard them yet, they combine R&B with hip-hop’s poetry and rollercoaster storytelling, with a flair and alchemy that could only come from New Orleans. Their winning song, “Quick,” mixes liquor and revenge — a sort of modern day take on a great folk tale, but peppered with their own idiosyncratic flair and humor. — Meg Kelly

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

THIS WAS HIGHY UNNECESSARY AND DISRESPECTFUL

first nigga whole entire shoe came off :/

I wanted to ask if that was dyckman lol

The last 4 hurt my soul

@shootmeadub

this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif