Evelyn!

something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

something was born in the darkness while no one was watching. +1 something

the fact that they got the estrogen cock look DOWN in the 4th century is pretty astonishing actually, im a big fan

im training to become stupid

Is it working?

is what working?

There seems to be a lot of confusion about this. The working title of the comic strip was "Mr. Krabs gets sent to the abyss and faces the divine light of God above" I hope this helps

Teacher, can I..*sigh*🙄 MAY I kill myself?

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

This in one ear sissy hypno in the other and I go to the gym and I become the most violent nonbinary person you've ever met

I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.

Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time