low slung bad bitch

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

Im a bludgeon sort of girl Lets beat people over the head !

Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

today in "making up ways to help kids decompress on the fly": i had kids cup their hands in front of them and for 1 silent minute, picture a small mouse in their hand. afterwards they got to tell me, one at a time, what their mice did

man remember growing taller. that was crazy. like genuinely

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i just want one million dollars to decorate my house in peace

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth