jamaica vu

Shame on you Cara Thompson, SHAME.ON.YOU!

Gosh, I'm sorry. I'll have to try harder to please you next time, Your Highness. 

I do really love this place.

First optimistic thing I've heard out of an employee's mouth all day! 

I don’t follow trends Thompson! I make them!

Of course you do! Shame on me for forgetting that. 

Fantastic! I love having days off. How are you?

Who in their right mind doesn't? I'm excellent. Haven't had an unreasonable customer in ages. Thank God. 

Bah! I sleep out of pure placer, look at me, I don’t need a beauty sleep.

Whatever floats your boat, Chapman. But, fyi, you're falling out of trend. Insomnia is what's in style now. Eye bags are in. It wouldn't hurt you to flip through a fashion magazine or two. 

Maybe so!

Besides being well-rested, how are you, love? 

What can I say? I’m a bit of an old man, love. Besides is my freaking day off, I get to sleep all I want.

Whoa, my bad, grouchy pants! Go have your beauty sleep, but there's no telling what kind of fun you'll be missing. 

Fantastic Day Off...

Me too! Maybe we're twins at heart. 

Mall food sucks.

Agreed. It makes me miss my mum's cooking. 

I-I was out pretty late last night, s-so a nap was..pretty n-necessary..

Why so? Did you party it up too hard? 

That nap lasted longer than expected...

People around here love their sleep a little too much. 

Do Not Disturb

Sleeping already? It's barely 7 pm, you must be off your trolley. 

Hello.

I meant to do it, yeah, but I didn’t mean to hurt you in the process. It was just bad timing or bad judgment or… I don’t even know what it was. So can you just tell me what I need to do for you to forgive me? You can’t stay mad at me forever.

I can't hold a grudge? Watch me. I'm starting my shift in five minutes and as much as I'd love to chat, I can't. Bye and, honestly, I don't care how sorry you are. Go fuck yourself.