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Maid Marian's dresses are made with a focus on the fashion and miniatures of medieval England of the 13th century

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Robin of Sherwood 1.6: The King's Fool
OK! Season 1 finale! I have memories of really liking this episode. We'll see how it holds up.
It occurs to me, as I begin watching this episode, that this show is very fond of making people wear leaves. It does help to conceal them in the forest. However, the second they step into the open, it looks extremely goofy.
King Richard, riding alone (he really shouldn't be alone, but there we are) is attacked by a bunch of outlaws - not Robin. Having rescued him, the Merry Men start criticising King Richard, the French, and the way the country is run, which is equal parts amusing and awkward.
(It should be noted that as yet King Richard has not explained that he is, in fact, King Richard. They think he's some rich Norman).
Tuck adding up the cost of the meal is an excellent touch. I love him. In fact, I think there's few iterations of Tuck I'm unhappy with.
Richard decides that single combat is the way to deal with this. This leads to Little John getting smacked into the dirt.
King Richard then punches Robin in the face, knocking him to the ground (nice ballad/early material touch) and announces himself. Oh, and he's here to hunt a wolfshead by the name of Robin Hood.
Oh crap, is he going to hang us?
Fortunately, that whole saved-his-life thing has put Richard in a generous mood, and he pardons the lot of them. Robin thinks this is brilliant. Will Scarlet has a lot of (very sensible) doubts.
Poor Gisbourne. He thinks he's done so well capturing the outlaws, and then of course they've been invited and Richard yells at him.
The first clue that not all is as good as it looks comes when Richard cuts Robin off mid-speech and dismisses him, but Robin isn't noticing... yet.
"I have pardoned them, Hubert... and that makes them mine." OK OK not ominous at all. And sure the wolf has never served the lion... but this time will totally be different, right? Right?
At this point I can't blame Robin or anyone else for not thinking, because they're all Very Drunk.
Yess Marion dump water over his head! Yell at him about to fight in Normandy! Be the only sensible person here!
Ranulf Earl of Chester you say? Is... that the guy from Piers Plowman? Is that a sneaky reference?
"Now we're not going to panic-" "I'm not panicking!". Ahh welcome back Abbot Hugo I'd missed you.
Uhhh Robin showing off for Richard gives me such an icky feeling... like buddy you're not a performing monkey you're not his trained dog you don't have to do this! But it's not out of character - Robin Hood is a show-off, he is a performer, especially when it comes to archery. He just - ahh. It's such an interesting little character moment to me for everything it's saying, and when juxtaposed against my other thoughts and feelings about Robin (in general, not just this specific version of him).
Anyway, Little John gets it.
OK guys I think we can stop kissing Richard’s hand now. Like we've seen that shot enough now. Thanks bye.
UM EXCUSE ME YOU DON'T MAKE LITTLE JOHN CRY? THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VERSION OF LITTLE JOHN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO UPSET HIM
King Richard. My dude. What did you expect. You pardoned the guy who made 'not afraid to criticise the higher-ups' his whole thing.
Asdghkll 'Is he discreet?' *huge pause* '...yes.'
Ah, Gisbourne, you're making a classic villian error! If only you'd killed them at once before they woke up. But you had to make a performance out of it, and now you're on fire and Marion has shot you with a crossbow. (I think he survives this? Don't ask me how)
Oh hell I forgot Marion got shot too. Yikes. What a season finale. Argh, this scene, is giving me feels!
*princess bride voice* don't worry, she doesn't get eaten by the eels die from the arrow. Or possibly she does for a bit, but the magic of Herne the Hunter brings her back. Aww.
And that's the season! I am genuinely amazed that Martin is still alive.
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 136th Tilt
Uhtred of Bebbanburg, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) VS. Robin Hood, Robin of Sherwood (1984)
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Uhtred of Bebbanburg, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Alexander Dreymon
“He's your quintessential fantasy hero, the embodiment of rugged hotness! What's more, he's a complex, flawed character - courageous, smart and trustworthy but also arrogant, impulsive and stubborn, which makes him more realistic and adds to his overall appeal. He's far from perfect, but good at heart, someone you could trust with your life. And look at his blue eyes :) What's not to like?”
Robin Hood, Robin of Sherwood (1984) Portrayed by: Michael Praed
“Perhaps no one ought to be able to carry off an '80s haircut of that sheer exuberance, and YET. Dark eyes you could drown in, cheekbones that could cut glass, and the right amount of mischief and vulnerability for an excellent Robin Hood. This is to say nothing of the long, dexterous fingers that I have definitely spent too much time thinking about. Anyway! He is lithe, beautiful, a little bit rakish, absolutely devastatingly hot.”
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Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Uhtred of Bebbanburg [Alexander Dreymon] (Left)
Robin Hood [Michael Praed] (Right)
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 130th Tilt
Osferth, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) VS. Robin Hood, BBC's Robin Hood (2006-2009)
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Osferth, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Ewan Mitchell
“Two words: ‘Baby monk.’”
Robin Hood, BBC's Robin Hood (2006-2009) Portrayed by: Jonas Armstrong
“He WILL lose but it’s a shame considering the charm, courage, and chivalry Armstrong brought to this classic role.”
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Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Osferth [Ewan Mitchell] (Left)
Robin Hood [Jonas Armstrong] (Right)
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 134th Tilt
High King Peter the Magnificent, The Chronicles of Narnia (2005-2008) VS. Robin Hood, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
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High King Peter the Magnificent, The Chronicles of Narnia (2005-2008) Portrayed by: Noah Huntley*
“I mean. He's called the Magnificent for a reason. He defeats the Giants of the North, he duels King Miraz and wins, and he has a sword named Rhindon”
Robin Hood, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) Portrayed by: Errol Flynn
“In so many ways Errol Flynn is the blueprint for every Robin Hood that came after him—nobody should be able to make a cocky guy who laughs all the time likeable, yet Flynn brings so much charm you can't help but fall in love with him. He is truly a merry man, yet somehow not annoying, and his balance between caring deeply about the people affected by the taxes and his own lighthearted approach to life is just.... can anybody Robin Hood more than this Robin Hood? I don't think so.”
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Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
High King Peter [Noah Huntley] (Left)
Robin Hood [Errol Flynn] (Right)
*Master of Revels' Note: As with Skandar Keynes' Edmund, Peter as portrayed by William Mosely could not be admitted for obvious reasons, but this is a character-based tournament, so his hot qualities that you know and love should still be considered when voting.

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Making a community specifically for archiving robin hoods history and lore! Anyone want to join?
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 1st Tilt
Sir Guy of Gisborne (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, 1991) VS. Sir Guy of Gisburne (Robin of Sherwood, 1984-1986)
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Sir Guy of Gisborne (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, 1991) Portrayed by: Michael Wincott
Complete and utter rat of a man? Yeah, sure. But laws he's pretty. The long hair. The earring. Do i descry the barest hint of Guy-liner? Michael Wincott's G of G held up the bridge between Basil Rathbone and Richard Armitage. And have you heard his voice? [Video link in Additional Propaganda under the cut] That rasp that just rakes across your senses? And underneath all that leather and mail, you just KNOW there's a body as lean as whipcord.
Sir Guy of Gisburne (Robin of Sherwood, 1984-1986) Portrayed by: Robert Addie
A baddie with the face of an angel. Fair-haired and blue-eyed and with a beautifully deep voice, it was hard to totally hate the character. He was an accomplished horseman and swordsman, and if at times he was arrogant and liked to trample the local villagers' cabbage patch, he also had a difficult boss who rarely ever gave him credit for his efforts. We acknowledge his faults and love our problematic child anyway.
Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Sir Guy of Gisborne [Michael Wincott] (Left)
Sir Guy of Gisborne [Robert Addie] (Right)
Additional Propaganda (under the cut)
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 12th Tilt
“The Sheriff of Nottingham”, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959) VS. Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)
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“The Sheriff of Nottingham”, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959) Portrayed by: Alan Wheatley
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Finan, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Mark Rowley
“What is it about Finan? His dry Irish wit, for one thing. But beyond that? He’s just the kind of guy I want to be around. There is no fiercer fighter, no better or more loyal friend, and no hotter guy than Finan (barring, perhaps, Uhtred). I would follow him around like a puppy and he would just have to put up with me. And you know what? I bet he would.
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Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
The Sheriff of Nottingham [Alan Wheatley] (Left)
Finan [Mark Rowley] (Right)
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QUALIFYING ROUND: 13th Tilt
Sir Guy of Gisbourne, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) VS. Nasir, Robin of Sherwood (1984-1986)
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Sir Guy of Gisbourne, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) Portrayed by: Basil Rathbone
“Justice for Basil Rathbone's superlative Hot Villain Energy, his incredible fencing calves, his smirk, his sneer, and his really quite distractingly hot hands.”
Nasir, Robin of Sherwood (1984-1986) Portrayed by: Mark Ryan
“An enigmatic ex-Assassin who joined Robin Hood's band, Nasir was known for his abilities as a tracker, his skill at fighting with the two swords he wore strapped to his back, and the fact that he was a man of few words (in English, at least). Clad in black leather to match his headful of black curls and a neatly trimmed beard, Nasir was a trusted, quietly competent member of Robin's band.”
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Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Sir Guy of Gisbourne [Basil Rathbone] (Left)
Nasir [Mark Ryan] (Right)
Two funny things about Howard Pyle's Robin Hood.
1: the word 'gay' gets thrown around a lot and jumpscares me every time.
2: Robin it literally a Fae. Like all of his tricks and stuff that he pulls on the rich and corrupt read like the Faes pov of an old legend or myth

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Will Scarlett exists. Which means that Robert has a sister.....
her name is Melanie but Robert calls her Melon cause that's the first thing she taught him to steal.
she's exactly the type of woman who would send her teenage son to live with her much younger outlaw brother.
She married the illegitimate son of a minor nobleman.
She's definitely not using her social network of minor noblewomen to spread rumors about a certain sheriff....
And it's total coincidence that whenever the Merry Men need cash she invites some snobby lord or lady from the other side of the Sherwood to visit. Such a shame they inevitably get robbed while passing through the greenwood!
I like this character. And she's barely even plot relevant.
Saw you reblog my post and it is so nice to see a Robin Hood lover out there interested in seeing a Robin Hood accurate to the ballads <3 it has some controversial choices but have you read The Outlaws of Sherwood? It has a yeoman Robin!
Hi! Always a pleasure to meet other lovers of Robin Hood xD. To answer your question: I have indeed read The Outlaws of Sherwood! Quite a few years ago now. I enjoyed it a lot, though it took me a bit to get used to the idea of a Robin who isn't actually a very good archer, and I remember having some mixed feelings about the ending. But overall I had a good time with it and the titular outlaws were very dear to my heart by the end (although to be honest it wasn't hard I am always inclined to like the Merry Men in all their forms and I think there's few iterations of them I really dislike).
someone psychoanalyze me and tell me why anything related to robin hood makes me instantly start crying
I am watching The Adventures of Robin Hood right now. YOu told me that Will Scarlett is useless. I put it to you that he CARRIES Much to his horse and takes him (with urgent news) to robin. Picks a full grown (if short) man up bridal style and carries him, and I put it to you that that is not only useful, but also relevant to the plot.
incredibly useful but where is that strength and dexterity the rest of the movie? nowhere. he is busy strumming his lute. my man is only useful when it would be dramatic and/or potentially homoerotic and I support him fully for that
reblog to bite your mutuals

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Why did no one tell me that the Patrick Bergman Robin Hood film is good (I think, I've just started it. I like it so far).
If we have to do the Earl of Huntingdon thing (which. So many films do) then at least we are not doing the ex-crusader thing.
I am obsessed with the dynamic between Robin* and his friend. It consists of 95% side-eyes, but already I am getting Such an image about these two guys and their relationship.
*sorry, Sir Robert Hode. If they treat him using Robin Hood like it's a big name change I will crack up. So you started going by a diminutive of your first name and using the other spelling of your last name... OK buddy. OK.
Robert Hode, Fourth Earl of Huntingdon, with the powers of the King which are vested in me it is decreed that you forfeit to the throne your lands and title and all things in your possession....
HHHNNNGHHHH
Whole sentencing scene has me feral. The magistrate explaining what outlawry means, that anyone who tries to help him will be considered treasonous.... Robin's look of betrayal... being condescendingly told that because he’s noble they'll get his case reviewed and just keep him in the dungeon for a bit... Robin kneeing a guy in the balls to escape... his shit-eating grin at having a bunch of swords pointed at him!
RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE! RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE!
*Robin and his friend escape anyway*
LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!
You know it's actually kind of satisfying to see them in the pouring rain. Robin Hood media sometimes acts as though rainy days don't exist, and as a British person... well. I assure you they Very much do. So seeing Robin and his friend soaking wet snarking at each other about the weather kind of satisfies something in me xD
*whispering excitedly* Barnsdale mention! Barnsdale mention!
Ok they do not really treat Robin Hood like it's a big name change I will restrain my cracking up.
Anyway hi Little John! Hi Will Scarlet who's been there since the beginning I just didn't know your name until now!
This Robin has the - to my mind very ballad-accurate - trait of looking utterly delighted every time someone picks a fight with him and I'm so here for it.
Were they actually going to kill the children? Yikes this guy is just. Incredibly awful.
Oooh this Marian is fiiieeerrrryyy! I'm having fun with her!
'I apologise if the steel is cold, it couldn't be helped. Bless me father, for I have sinned a whole lot and I'm doing it again.'
...this Robin is such a little shit.
Love how Robin has the braincell of the Merry Men up until Marian arrives and then she quietly takes it from him
The look of complete and utter bafflement on Robin’s face as Marian kisses him (dressed as a boy) is a sight to behold and warms my heart.
'What you want has been given to another man... with the *greatest* of pleasure.'
I think I said I was having fun with Marian, right? Yeah. So much fun.
(She and Robin are admirably suited for each other, but I think it's also going to be a very tempestuous relationship lol)
Oh that's Harry... and those are his maggot-ridden eye sockets. Gross.
He's so proud of her standing up for herself!
OK Miles staggering back and with a dagger in his chest screaming and pulling the bell rope is a *little* dramatic.
Aaand we're done! Had a blast, suffers a little from the 'peasants are always covered in mud' trope but overall a very fun time.
Why did no one tell me that the Patrick Bergman Robin Hood film is good (I think, I've just started it. I like it so far).
If we have to do the Earl of Huntingdon thing (which. So many films do) then at least we are not doing the ex-crusader thing.
I am obsessed with the dynamic between Robin* and his friend. It consists of 95% side-eyes, but already I am getting Such an image about these two guys and their relationship.
*sorry, Sir Robert Hode. If they treat him using Robin Hood like it's a big name change I will crack up. So you started going by a diminutive of your first name and using the other spelling of your last name... OK buddy. OK.
Robert Hode, Fourth Earl of Huntingdon, with the powers of the King which are vested in me it is decreed that you forfeit to the throne your lands and title and all things in your possession....
HHHNNNGHHHH
Whole sentencing scene has me feral. The magistrate explaining what outlawry means, that anyone who tries to help him will be considered treasonous.... Robin's look of betrayal... being condescendingly told that because he’s noble they'll get his case reviewed and just keep him in the dungeon for a bit... Robin kneeing a guy in the balls to escape... his shit-eating grin at having a bunch of swords pointed at him!
RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE! RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE!
*Robin and his friend escape anyway*
LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!
You know it's actually kind of satisfying to see them in the pouring rain. Robin Hood media sometimes acts as though rainy days don't exist, and as a British person... well. I assure you they Very much do. So seeing Robin and his friend soaking wet snarking at each other about the weather kind of satisfies something in me xD
*whispering excitedly* Barnsdale mention! Barnsdale mention!
Ok they do not really treat Robin Hood like it's a big name change I will restrain my cracking up.
Anyway hi Little John! Hi Will Scarlet who's been there since the beginning I just didn't know your name until now!
This Robin has the - to my mind very ballad-accurate - trait of looking utterly delighted every time someone picks a fight with him and I'm so here for it.
Were they actually going to kill the children? Yikes this guy is just. Incredibly awful.
Oooh this Marian is fiiieeerrrryyy! I'm having fun with her!
'I apologise if the steel is cold, it couldn't be helped. Bless me father, for I have sinned a whole lot and I'm doing it again.'
...this Robin is such a little shit.
Love how Robin has the braincell of the Merry Men up until Marian arrives and then she quietly takes it from him
The look of complete and utter bafflement on Robin’s face as Marian kisses him (dressed as a boy) is a sight to behold and warms my heart.
'What you want has been given to another man... with the *greatest* of pleasure.'
I think I said I was having fun with Marian, right? Yeah. So much fun.
(She and Robin are admirably suited for each other, but I think it's also going to be a very tempestuous relationship lol)
Oh that's Harry... and those are his maggot-ridden eye sockets. Gross.
He's so proud of her standing up for herself!
OK Miles staggering back and with a dagger in his chest screaming and pulling the bell rope is a *little* dramatic.