What Did you Expect?

But those plans no longer matter. 

This drink… I like it!

I know, it’s great right?

It was delicious! I want another!

I meant no disrespect.

Alright, no more smashing. Deal?

You have my word.

You better call it _____, ‘cause I’m starting to root for this guy.

You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

And you are an old man and a fool!

Whoa, does he need CPR? ‘Cause I totally know CPR!

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?

Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was.

Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself!

It’s not a bad thing finding out that you don’t have all the answers.

You start asking the right questions.

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.

Anyone who’s ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn’t know…

You know, for a crazy homeless person… he’s pretty cut.

WHAT?… I’m so sorry! I swear I’m not doing this on purpose.

He’s fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!

Myeuh-muh? What’s Myeuh-muh?

Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!

However I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry.

So is this how you normally look?

You think me strange?

Good strange, or bad strange?

You’ve already made me proud.

You speak of treason!

Forget treason, it’s suicide!

It’s unwise to be in my company right now, _____ 

Today was to be my day of triumph! 

Look! Look, it’s “Myeuh-muh”!

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?

NO! I’ll die a warrior’s death! Stories will be told of this day!

Live, and tell those stories yourself!

Yeah, we can tell you’re hammered.

You’re big. I’ve fought bigger.

It’s all right, it’s over… You’re safe…

I’m not your brother! I never was!

I am not dying for 6 college credits!

You’re very brave, for helping me.

I swear to you, I mean her no harm.

He kept the truth from you so you would never feel different.

I have no plans to die today.

I am sorry, I cannot take you.

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon. (Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”