Oh, Hey!

this costs more than actual diamonds

They were $10, and I can’t wait.

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

👆🏾 that part👆🏾

giving an actor a second chance means letting ryan reynolds and ben affleck play deadpool and batman even though the last superhero movies they did weren’t successful, it doesn’t mean giving a man who beat up his wife movie roles like nothing happened

it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you

I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days

I find it an odd luxury to not have to be off on weekends. Like, yeah, people with families might enjoy Sat/Sun off time, but there are a lot less people in line for anything interesting Mon-Thurs.

I swear if y’all let this flop……

Fun fact Hamilton also had a gun and still got shot

They also didn’t have their duel until they were almost in their fifties.

not if you’re in the Anime section though.. netflix puts up quality high-rated anime from the 90s classics (Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho) to the universally acclaimed popular modern titles (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, One Punch Man, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Your Lie in April, etc.)

If you’re watching anime ur prob not getting sex anyways lol

every boy in the world : needs to stop playing games !

When you’re so “innocent and virginal” that you thought that was talkin about video games and not real life relationships.

on this 4/20, let’s think about how bob marley has been reduced to a stereotype around weed and “one love” instead of the revolutionary figure he really was. he advocated for revolution and change against a racist political system in jamaica. he was also a staunch anti imperialist, and criticized white imperialism. he didn’t just smoke weed all day and sing catchy songs. i truly hate the liberal cleansing of revolutionary figures because it turns them into a caricature which erases their political stances and beliefs from the public mind completely

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession