So when are you coming over to help me sleep?

Good. I feel the same way around you. I guess this means I have full permission to bother you whenever I want.

You're right, you can come over whenever you'd like. But you already knew that.

Don’t hurt yourself.

I never do.

I like your thinking. Of course, I don’t have a problem with it. If you’re able to put up with me, then you can come over whenever you like. So I guess I’ll be seeing you soon.

I don't have to put up with you, Gabs. You're one of the only people I could constantly be around and not worry about it. 

Well I guess you’ll just have to come over, then. I’m not sure I’ll be able to force myself to sleep, otherwise. You say that as if I would have a problem with it.

Don't you worry, I will come over and we can just sleep together. And then actually sleep. I'm glad you don't have a problem with it, because it's what I'm doing.

I know, but then I find a good movie to watch or I get distracted by something and sleep just seems to be the last thing on my mind. God, boredom seems to be a widespread epidemic, lately. If you ever get too bored, you can always come over to my place.

I am going to come over and force you to sleep, it's far too good for you to miss out on. Honestly, if I do that then I'm going to be at yours constantly.

I think that’s just the effect this town has on people. If it makes you feel any better, I’ve been irritable most days, because I’m so tired. Besides the moods, how have you been?

You need to sleep Gabs, we can't have you in an irritable mood. I've been alright, bored, but I've been alright.

What kind of moods?

Mostly disgustingly bad ones.

You probably just need laid.

Is that your solution to everything?

Are you going through manstruation?

Maybe, I'm probably completely breaking down.

What kind of confusing moods?

Like crippingly bad moods for no reason.

Well of course. You already know how I can’t survive without a Jack in my life. Also, I’m saving up money. I’m planning something and I need a lot of green.

I'm glad you remembered that you can't. What are you saving up for? I'm intrigued.

The weird old guy on the corner. You were his next victim.

...Wow, I wonder what he'll do now.

Oh yeah, I couldn’t help but notice you constantly zoning out at work. You good?

Yeah, I’ve had this flu type thing and it’s really ruined me.

I was thinking more bubble boy. Like in one of those big plastic thingamajigs. But you as Glinda is a cute image. Will you help me be popular?

I mean I can try, but you'll never be quite as popular as me.