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Zemo: I think you meant cards
Sam, with an exasperated sigh: He did not
Bucky, pulling various knives out of his sleeves: I did not

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Bucky: I have a few knives up my sleeve
Zemo: I think you meant cards
Sam, with an exasperated sigh: He did not
Bucky, pulling various knives out of his sleeves: I did not

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ron: do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
fred: the cain instinct
molly: no
ginny: hey, bill, how do i get revenge on those who have wronged me?
bill: the best revenge is letting go and living well
ginny: right
ginny: hey, fred, how do you-
fred and george find as many gingers as they can and bring them to family reunions just to see if the rest of the weasleys can tell that they don’t have a cousin ed
“No – no – no!” someone was shouting. “No! Fred! No!”

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Fred: Before you say anything...
Molly:
Fred:
George:
Molly: *raises eyebrows*
George: ...That's it. We just don't want you to say anything.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Welcome to Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, a joke shop located at Number 93 Diagon Alley founded by Fred and George Weasley.
Their last words in the books. ✝︎ 21st Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts.
I am a simple woman. I see a sarcastic fictional character with issues who values friendship more than anything, uses humor as a coping mechanism and only has one braincell but never actually uses it, I fall in love
ron: harry's uncle is locking him in their house! what should i do?
fred: well, the reasonable thing would be to tell a responsible adult
george: but fortunately, you came to us
fred: let's steal dad's car

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The Weasleys were Harry’s favorite family in the world.
Draco: Sometimes I wonder if Harry’s dick is huge or no—
Ron: It is
Hermione: It is
Fred: It is
George: It is
Fleur: Énorme
Draco: …
i don’t doubt for a second that Thor and Loki wouldn’t do this in a situation like this 😭
Oh why not? There you go:
Ok so… now that all our boys are in Avengers Infinity War can we please have a scene where someone says no shit Sherlock to Robert Downey Jr or to Benedict Cumberbatch and then everyone just kinda looks at each other. 😂😂😂

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it’s kinda funny how our parents warned us about middle-aged men stalking us on the internet
when literally it’s the other way around…
Dating Sebastian Stan and being younger than him would include...
A/N: I love Sebastian way too much and it’s probably not healthy
Him being insecure sometimes, thinking that you will find someone your age and leave him
You reassuring him that “that’s definitely not happening”
And him reassuring you too because you know, he’s always working with a lot of gorgeous women
Sebastian wanting to take things really slow
Definitely not putting you on the spotlight of fame
So he’s really protective over you
Calling you “baby”
Taking you to meet his mom and telling you that she’s gonna love you
You spending way too much time on his place
Him eventually telling you to just move in already
Travelling with him to places you’ve never been before when he’s on vacation
Him teasing you whenever you can’t do something
“Here, let me do this, you’re too young”
Sebastian covering your eyes whenever you two are watching a movie and there is a sex scene
Lazy make out sessions in the morning before he goes to the gym
Him supporting the career you wanna follow, it doesn’t matter which it is
“You know, when we get married…”
But knowing that you want to wait a little bit before actually getting married
You always sitting on his lap because it’s just too comfortable
Cooking for him
And him definitely teasing you if you mess something up
“Kids are not supposed to play with stoves, babe”
You teasing him back whenever he calls his mom because he wants to eat something but doesn’t know the recipe
“There’s something called internet, you old man”
Romantic and passionate sex
Sebastian loving to take showers with you so he can wash your hair
Taking pictures of you but never posting them because he doesn’t like to share the cute and simple moments he lives with you
Defending you whenever someone says shit about you and/or the age gap between you two
Him taking you to meet Romania and the whole Europe on your birthday
Nose kisses
Long bear hugs before he has to leave/when he arrives
Him showering you with small but cute gifts
Talking about movies and cartoons from when he was just a kid
“Okay, that’s too old, Seb”
Tickling fights
Basically him always taking care of you because you’re the most amazing thing that ever happened to him