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ok but like⦠a remake of princess bride, but with an all-female cast, and it includes women of color and trans women.
this started in my head asĀ āimagine if iƱigo montoya was a lesbianā but then I thoughtĀ āwhy stop there, make everyone a lesbianā
I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and theyāll conquer the world.
Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.
Send me pics of your ghost costumes :>Ā
Why is everyone into dom ghosts�
Theyāre single and ready to mingle~
if I ever reblog a long as shit post, itās this
sorry
notreally
Harry Potter AU where everything is the same except they have to do PE and a beep test every year
- harry and ron would spend WEEKS training in order to beat malfoy
- malfoy would suddenly fall gravely ill or suffer a terrible injury right before the test. every year
- students would use magic in any way they can think of the make the test easier
- fred and george would sell products to help kids get out of it or survive itĀ
- hermione would start a protest rally to try and ban itĀ
- eventually dumbledore intervenes after seamus finnigan transfigures his feet into rollerskates just before the test and accidentally rolls down 4 flights of stairs, knocking flitwick over and somehow setting fire to 3 suits of armour along the way
- ginny would hold the hogwarts record for most consecutive tests wonĀ

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IāVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TOĀ ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
iām crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
ITāS BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
MY FAV RETURNS
What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought āWell, fuck this planetā and never came back?
what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaursā tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies thenĀ what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to???Ā
#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER
jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda
This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

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VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS
i know this isnāt my first time reblogging this post to this blog, and it probably wonāt be the last. Stay educated.
THIS CAST IS EVERYTHING
please do make a real post about how much you love baron von steuben
ok hereās some facts about my guy baron von steuben
very dubious claims of nobility. iām too drunk and lazy to look it up right now but iām pretty sure he shouldnāt have actually been called a baron
anyway he served in the prussian army under frederick the great but he was discharged because of some big gay sex scandal
he spent a while in germany but - you guessed it - got into another big gay sex scandal
eventually he realized his best option, to avoid prosecution for all these big gay sex scandals, was to leave europe entirely and go to america where they had way bigger fish to fry at the moment
so heās recruited by the continental army, with the assistance of a letter of recommendation from ben franklin that HUGELY exaggerates his experience, probably unintentionally (the french title āLieutenant General Quarters Maitreā was mistranslated as ālieutenant generalā even though it really meant ādeputy quartermasterā)
so he rolls into america - first of all, heās arrested at the dock because he accidentally dressed himself and all his men in red coats and everyone thought they were british soliders. awkward
so once thatās all worked out, he rolls into valley forge with his whole crew - like, several aides, a chef, his dog, the whole shebang, and heās greeted by an army of dudes who donāt even have matching coats and havenāt showered in 10 years. these guys are literally using their bayonets as cooking skewers, thatās how piss-poor an army they are. steub is like āWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?ā he is so disgusted with them
so the steub starts devising a bunch of drills for them to kick their ass into shape. the problem here is, he doesnāt speak a word of english, so he generally conducts drills by cursing at the soldiers in an incomprehensible mix of german, french, and english, leaving his french-speaking aides (alexander hamilton and john laurens among them) to translate for him
language barrier aside, everyone absolutely loves him. heās such a dude. at one point in the war he holds a pantsless party, like, where youāre only allowed into the tent if youāre not wearing pants? flaming shots were served. this really happened i can source it if you want
literally america would not exist without this guy. the army was a fucking DISASTER before he showed up and taught them how to fight
anYywaY after the war he moves in with two of his aides/sugar babies, future senator william north and future state representative benjamin walker. the actual situation among these housemates is unclear but some of them were definitely banging each other. anyway, later in life he legally ADOPTS these two guys because heās such a dedicated sugar daddy
he takes in a whole harem of hot young twinks including, at one point, john adamsā son and hercules mulliganās son after the adamses try to break the two lovebirds up
he had no idea how to handle money and poor alexander hamilton had to manage all his finances and save him from bankruptcy lmao
i love him though we didnāt deserve him
A love story. x
(X) (1972)

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The road to el dorito
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They donāt jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldnāt have survived because weād have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
#death from above
this post makes me cry every single damn time