I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Totally forgot to mention but I had a wild dream last night that there was a cut scene from botw where they had to give Revali a tragic backstory to justify his shitty attitude, but the writers couldn't think of anything so they'd just randomised a tragic backstory on a generator and ended up with a scene of him in a wedding dress being left at the alter.

You know, with TotK having Tulin be the Rito Sage it also just kind of makes Teba even more impressive in BotW. He's wasn't even meant to be Revali's true successor according to the gods, he was just a guy and a dad who saw a threat to his home and family, and corrupted divine beast or not, he looked at it and said "fight me".

Love chaos gremlin link but also. Link was gone for five minutes and tulin decided to become the fucking winter soldirr. Zelda became a dragon. Riju was playing walkikng dead irl. Sidon was. Being sidon i guess, and yunobo started selling drugs. Yes he’s an unhinged chaos gremlin who’s the weirdest one there. but he’s also the only normal guy ever

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

in many ways shane probably walks on water more than jesus ever did (ice is frozen water) (shane plays hockey)