certified steve trash™

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

i love that hungarian has both mit csinálsz= what are you doing(regular) and mit művelsz= what are you doing(derogatory)

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

I've realized that the reason I can't judge Elena, for anything she does or for any of her failures, is because that's not a character to me. That's a real person and that's my friend so I might disagree but I don't judge, I want to give her all my love and support and compassion as she opens up her heart to me

god i need something so bad. but what is it

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .