I LOVE YODA

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

Frick it I’m gonna say it. Stop racism

okay if you ignore the others… but watch this one

bye grandpa

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if y’all don’t want my posts than what do you want

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy 

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

i hate when someone tells me i shouldn’t be tired bc i slept enough like sweetie i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired