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your ship could literally fucking explode go to Polus NOWWWW

[Stuttering.]

Fine!

[They called out:]

Non emergency meeting!

A non-emergency meeting? How fun! Y'know these are my favorite kind!!

Alright everyone! This is just a standard meeting to talk about the state of the ship... I've been contacted by mutiple people off-ship to come down and repair the Skeld. Now obviously I don't need the help, but, uh.... would anyone like to go down to Polus? So I can fix things!

( @dr-coral-mira-hq )

you mean the trust balls jammed in the ship hull? [Dr. Coral asked, before nodding.]

…yes, I think we should probably go down and get that fixed. I don’t really like the idea of loose rubber balls being the only thing between everyone in storage getting thrown into space.

@yourorangehrfamily

In my defense, they have been performing EXCELLENTLY. We have all remained un-spaced. Which is generally a good thing I would hope.

That being said!

I do support repairing the hole

Trust balls being the onlything between us and the vastness of space DEFINITELY goes against MIRA's safety code.

So you all agree to go to Polus...

Alright! As your great and amazing captain, I will allow us to make a, uh... [They turn around briefly to flip through their handbook.] -to make a quick pit stop to fix the ship! Emphasis on "quick."

@dr-coral-mira-hq

[Coral glanced at Orange, raising an eyebrow. With their luck this was going to be anything but quick.]

right, thank you Captain. Is that all?

@yourorangehrfamily

[They tapped their chin.]

Yes, that should be it! Thank you for your time.

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I'm surprised blue is last on your crewmates' rankings! May I ask why?

I just don't get the hype! Even if they have a... comforting presence...

Your name is Red, but the color you are is green. Why are you named red then? Why are you green, Red

For starters, that is a very rude question! You don't just ask someone why they're a certain color!

...And secondly, I think you need to get your eyes checked.

https://www.tumblr.com/captain-skeld/820046558238228480/if-you-were-to-rank-your-fellow-cremates-from?source=share

Very interesting! I didn't expect you to have Purple so low. For some reason, I thought you saw them as your bestie.

Glad to see Green so high up, tho!

Do you have Lime so low because they (seem) crazy

Purple? Well, they would be higher... if they would actually listen to me sometime...

And yes, Green is my new best friend. They actually know how to follow my lead!

I don't like to think about Lime. They're weird.

your ship could literally fucking explode go to Polus NOWWWW

[Stuttering.]

Fine!

[They called out:]

Non emergency meeting!

A non-emergency meeting? How fun! Y'know these are my favorite kind!!

Alright everyone! This is just a standard meeting to talk about the state of the ship... I've been contacted by mutiple people off-ship to come down and repair the Skeld. Now obviously I don't need the help, but, uh.... would anyone like to go down to Polus? So I can fix things!

( @dr-coral-mira-hq )

you mean the trust balls jammed in the ship hull? [Dr. Coral asked, before nodding.]

…yes, I think we should probably go down and get that fixed. I don’t really like the idea of loose rubber balls being the only thing between everyone in storage getting thrown into space.

@yourorangehrfamily

In my defense, they have been performing EXCELLENTLY. We have all remained un-spaced. Which is generally a good thing I would hope.

That being said!

I do support repairing the hole

Trust balls being the onlything between us and the vastness of space DEFINITELY goes against MIRA's safety code.

So you all agree to go to Polus...

Alright! As your great and amazing captain, I will allow us to make a, uh... [They turn around briefly to flip through their handbook.] -to make a quick pit stop to fix the ship! Emphasis on "quick."

@dr-coral-mira-hq

your ship could literally fucking explode go to Polus NOWWWW

[Stuttering.]

Fine!

[They called out:]

Non emergency meeting!

A non-emergency meeting? How fun! Y'know these are my favorite kind!!

Alright everyone! This is just a standard meeting to talk about the state of the ship... I've been contacted by mutiple people off-ship to come down and repair the Skeld. Now obviously I don't need the help, but, uh.... would anyone like to go down to Polus? So I can fix things!

( @dr-coral-mira-hq )

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your ship could literally fucking explode go to Polus NOWWWW

[Stuttering.]

Fine!

[They called out:]

Non emergency meeting!

buddy go get your ship fixed your Skeld will burn up in any sort of atmosphere

We'll be fine! I've got this allllll covered. I totally have plans.

Hey buddy :)

You're the captain of a ship right. You know a really cool captain would totally make a quick stop at a fuel station to let their crew get on the ground and get a few snacks :D

And maybe I can get a snack as well...

[ @ruby-gas-manager ]

Haha... I assure you we have plenty of fuel and snacks! No need to waste our time slacking off!

#ask #ruby-gas-manager

If you were to rank your fellow cremates from favorite to least favorite, what would that ranking look like?

Easy! I think it speaks for itself!

Red, does your species actually have kidneys. I feel like I'm wasting my time between that and oreplus. Also how many more days do you think it'll take before you land onto industria or something

@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)

Well that's an. Interesting question. Considering your name...

We don't have kidneys! We're all meat and bone!

And we have just a few more weeks. I've definitely been checking. Yeah.

ks-anon

Oh. Well uh, can you smuggle me some oreplus? I want it for my collection

Well apparently the Ore+ is actually a bunch of alien eggs. I don't think you want that. And even if they weren't you couldn't have any!

ks-anon

...I have ideas I want to try to try and kill the parasite with in. I mean, surely if I made a tiny hole in it and blasted it with as much poison (and salt that is being implied) as I can get, it's going to probably die.

Mass evil parasite infant murder.... I like it! But. Hm. We need the Ore+ safe for MIRA...

red, the eggs aren’t evil, they’re literally just fetuses. The problem with the cargo isn’t the ‘alien’ bit, it’s the 400 fetuses in the cargo hold that we were told were rocks.

So are we killing them or not?

…no. No, the plan is to figure out why the hell we have them, and hopefully get them back to the guys that laid the eggs! They’re prolly looking for those!

Well... as your captain, I already have a plan! See, we can just- wait, do you hear that?

henrystickminrpacc

Hey buddy

Wait. [runs off.]

What the fuck was that an alien

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[a message has pinged through to the captain’s video screen in navigation.]

-esting, testing… ah, there we go. This is Midnight speaking, of the Polus research base. You ok up there Skeld? We’ve been watching through the telescope and the ship hasnt moved much in… several days. Is something wrong with the ship?

@the-polus-gang

[They ran over to Navigation after hearing the Comm from the hallway.]

...Haha- Yes! We're alright, Polus crew! No need to worry about anything! I'm an amazing captain and no one has died! And if anyone died it would be the security's fault!

the-polus-gang

…O…Kay, noted… ‘security apparently to blame for gash in ship filled with trust balls’…

look, why don’t you come down for a quick maintenance check? Certainly not the first pit-stop we’ve dealt with… we could probably fix up that hole in the hull.