...God, help me.

Liar.

Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.

Crap, did I pix the wrong one?

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!

wiat whos alex?

GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!

Ehat?

SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!

Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.

GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!

no

YES, JOHNNY.

NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ

SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!

YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.

Hey, Rudy!

ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!

Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.

Uh... Nothing.

My fault.

Why?

I caused an argument.

Yeah, and I even got the Captain involved.

Why are you all awake?

Phone woke me.

Phone.

Woke up because of Soap bawling his eyes out.

Was already awake and heard him hacking up his stomach contents.

Nightmares.

Scratch that, I'm gonna start hacking up my stomach contents if I keep hearing Soap.

Is Soap really crying over this? All I said was that it was Alex and not Simon.

So this is my fault, one, and two, don't call Graves that, Asshole.

Well, I am a dick, so...

Children. Go to sleep. For the love of God, please. Sleep.

Liar.

Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.

Crap, did I pix the wrong one?

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!

wiat whos alex?

GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!

Ehat?

SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!

Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.

GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!

no

YES, JOHNNY.

NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ

SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!

YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.

Hey, Rudy!

ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!

Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.

Uh... Nothing.

My fault.

Why?

I caused an argument.

Yeah, and I even got the Captain involved.

Why are you all awake?

Phone woke me.

Phone.

Liar.

Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.

Crap, did I pix the wrong one?

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!

wiat whos alex?

GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!

Ehat?

SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!

Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.

GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!

no

YES, JOHNNY.

NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ

SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!

YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.

Hey, Rudy!

ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!

Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.

Uh... Nothing.

Liar.

Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.

Crap, did I pix the wrong one?

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!

wiat whos alex?

GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!

Ehat?

SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!

Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.

GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!

no

YES, JOHNNY.

NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ

SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!

YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.

Hey, Rudy!

ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!

Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.

This is why I said coat it in something, he's like a dog with a pill. Cover it in something and he'll inhale it.

It was literally just said that Si *takes* the lollipops.

Doesn't mean I like them.

So you just take them for the sake of taking them?

Yep.

Try red liquorice, Simon.

No.

That was a quick response, you scare me now.

Good.

I'm hanging out with Soap, I wonder if I should show him a recording I have of you singing to Golden from K-pop demon hunters.

I have the recording, dumbass Lieutenant.

johnny-soap-mactavish-141 You're also a dumbass for putting my name as Price, Soap Bar.

AND!?!?! I AIN'T PRICE!!! FUCKER IS OLD AS HELL!!!

.......

Also, Soap, I'd like to discuss the egg-in-an-open-blender incident this morning.

Also, shut up, Johnny.

Never specified the langiage.

John, have a coffee and a sit-down for ten minutes and come back.

...fine.

PRICE, NO FAIR!

Children. The lot of you.

This is why I said coat it in something, he's like a dog with a pill. Cover it in something and he'll inhale it.

It was literally just said that Si *takes* the lollipops.

Doesn't mean I like them.

So you just take them for the sake of taking them?

Yep.

Try red liquorice, Simon.

No.

That was a quick response, you scare me now.

Good.

I'm hanging out with Soap, I wonder if I should show him a recording I have of you singing to Golden from K-pop demon hunters.

I have the recording, dumbass Lieutenant.

johnny-soap-mactavish-141 You're also a dumbass for putting my name as Price, Soap Bar.

AND!?!?! I AIN'T PRICE!!! FUCKER IS OLD AS HELL!!!

.......

Also, Soap, I'd like to discuss the egg-in-an-open-blender incident this morning.

Also, shut up, Johnny.

Never specified the langiage.

John, have a coffee and a sit-down for ten minutes and come back.

This is why I said coat it in something, he's like a dog with a pill. Cover it in something and he'll inhale it.

It was literally just said that Si *takes* the lollipops.

Doesn't mean I like them.

So you just take them for the sake of taking them?

Yep.

Try red liquorice, Simon.

No.

That was a quick response, you scare me now.

Good.

I'm hanging out with Soap, I wonder if I should show him a recording I have of you singing to Golden from K-pop demon hunters.

I have the recording, dumbass Lieutenant.

johnny-soap-mactavish-141 You're also a dumbass for putting my name as Price, Soap Bar.

AND!?!?! I AIN'T PRICE!!! FUCKER IS OLD AS HELL!!!

.......

Also, Soap, I'd like to discuss the egg-in-an-open-blender incident this morning.

Also, shut up, Johnny.

This is why I said coat it in something, he's like a dog with a pill. Cover it in something and he'll inhale it.

It was literally just said that Si *takes* the lollipops.

Doesn't mean I like them.

So you just take them for the sake of taking them?

Yep.

Try red liquorice, Simon.

No.

That was a quick response, you scare me now.

Good.

I'm hanging out with Soap, I wonder if I should show him a recording I have of you singing to Golden from K-pop demon hunters.

I have the recording, dumbass Lieutenant.

johnny-soap-mactavish-141 You're also a dumbass for putting my name as Price, Soap Bar.

AND!?!?! I AIN'T PRICE!!! FUCKER IS OLD AS HELL!!!

.......

Also, Soap, I'd like to discuss the egg-in-an-open-blender incident this morning.

This is why I said coat it in something, he's like a dog with a pill. Cover it in something and he'll inhale it.

It was literally just said that Si *takes* the lollipops.

Doesn't mean I like them.

So you just take them for the sake of taking them?

Yep.

Try red liquorice, Simon.

No.

That was a quick response, you scare me now.

Good.

I'm hanging out with Soap, I wonder if I should show him a recording I have of you singing to Golden from K-pop demon hunters.

I have the recording, dumbass Lieutenant.

johnny-soap-mactavish-141 You're also a dumbass for putting my name as Price, Soap Bar.

AND!?!?! I AIN'T PRICE!!! FUCKER IS OLD AS HELL!!!

.......

This is why I said coat it in something, he's like a dog with a pill. Cover it in something and he'll inhale it.

It was literally just said that Si *takes* the lollipops.

Doesn't mean I like them.

So you just take them for the sake of taking them?

Yep.

Try red liquorice, Simon.

No.

That was a quick response, you scare me now.

Good.

I'm hanging out with Soap, I wonder if I should show him a recording I have of you singing to Golden from K-pop demon hunters.

I have the recording, dumbass Lieutenant.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

do none of you own a fucking kettle

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