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This unfortunate Inkling named Cameron was given an extremely experimental concentrated dose of Liquid Blast by Dr. Madako. He appears to be hunched over in pain and can barely maintain a humanoid form. With his extra tendrils and eyeballs, he can see and feel everything, which must be very overwhelming. Hopefully his agony can be relieved somehow, and that it doesn't make him hostile...
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(OOC: Posted with permission from @daffodilyilysplatoonart)
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Cameron: I know you’re down here, basshole! Don’t hide like a coward!
???: (Distant) Oh, is someone trying to play hero?
Cameron: The fuck you mean by that?
(We hear the sound of footsteps, coming from the same direction as the voice of the unidentified speaker.)
???: Oh, good, an Inkling. I was hoping my next test subject would be of the squid variety. No offense to my fellow Octarians, of course, but we’re so much harder to incapacitate.
(Before Cameron is able to verbally react, we hear the sound of particularly thick ink being fired from a standard Luna Blaster. Cameron audibly strains. He can be heard attempting to shift into swim form unsuccessfully.)
Cameron: More of the slime shit? At least you’re a predictable bastard, Madako.
Madako: I may be predictable, but last I checked, you’re the one stuck to the floor.
Cameron: Irrelevant. Why are you doing all this?
Madako: What, is regaining the respect of the scientific community too much to ask for these days?
Cameron: You squidnap people! You experimented on your fucking WIFE!
Madako: All in the name of science, my boy. No real progress has ever been made without a few ethics violations.
Cameron: You turn innocent kids into slime monsters.
Madako: I’m just trying to help them reach the next stage of Inkling and Octoling evolution. Now, be a good young man and hold still, would you?
(Cameron once again audibly strains against the slime holding him in place. It’s clear from the vocal exertion that he’s shocked that the stuff is actually succeeding at keeping him down.)
(Footsteps can be heard approaching Cameron.)
Cameron: I’m not letting you turn me into one of your fucked-up experiments!!
(Madako laughs menacingly.)
Madako: I figured you wouldn’t let me. Why do you think I glued you to the floor, young man? Or should I say “Agent Three?”
(Cameron gasps, then growls.)
Cameron: How the fuck do you–
Madako: You really should be more careful about what you post online, you know. It makes it far too easy for people to take precautions. Now, like I said, hold still…
So we are in the middle of a Big Big Run, when suddenly an email of dubious authenticity is sent to ALL Gr*zzCo workers terminating their employment effective immediately.
At the same time, we have just identified a mad scientist who is known for paying large sums of money to those who try his “Liquid Blast” energy drink, which turns those who consume it into slime “monsters.”
Could it be possible that this scientist is behind the termination email, hoping to make unassuming ex-employees desperate enough for G to try his drink?
I’ll do my best to investigate further. Be safe out there.
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Who gave Gabe the bright idea to attempt a Splatter Day Saints speedrun. He’s been training with Lemon almost nonstop. It’s the most I’ve ever seen her wanting anything to do with any of us.
you also have to be more specific about what "white stuff" means since there's a few things that could be
if the white stuff was cyst-like and in the flesh itself, that's an endoparasite known as henneguya. the parasite has no known health concerns in inkfish, but if you're a bony fish they give you an increased risk of infection along with risk of getting worms that eat at the infected muscle tissue. see a doctor to get a dewormer
if the white stuff was a fibrous film on the surface of the skin, that's saprolegnia. saprolegnia infections give you a decrease in body temperature and make you more susceptible to getting lesions, and will cause necrosis of the skin. it can be fatal if it isn't treated in time so make sure you get anti-fungal medication
either way if this was meat you got while on a salmon run, you should quarantine yourself for a bit and urge any coworkers that were with you to do so as well. thoroughly disinfect any gear and equipment used during your deployment. disease, parasites, and fungal infection spread real quick among salmon runners and to different schools of salmonids they get in contact with and is very dangerous for everybody involved
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Update on the modded Squid Beatz 2 machine in Inkopolis Square: CAMERON HEARD ABOUT IT AND JUST. FULL COMBO’D THAT CRAZY HUMAN SONG LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!?!?!?! WHAT IS BRO MADE OF
As days get warmer and the sun starts to shine, Tropisplash has covered Anarchy Rainbow by Deep Cut! Be sure to check out our tropical spin on this chaotic anthem!
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Looks like Leilani has made it onto the cover of Inkopolis Illustrated! And check out that fresh gear she's got on...Must be from none other than Kahanui!