POV: literally everyone in GI is fruity 😳✨

Blunt rotation between Kaeya Childe and Scaramouche over the agony of feeling methodically stripped of the innocence of childhood/youth by trauma that feels inevitable and fundamental to the circumstances of your existence, where as a result you decide you would rather die 1000 times over than continue such a cycle against people who haven’t yet lost the innocence & vulnerability that feels so alien to ever remember having yourself, but is something you perpetually grieve all the same (aka you are kind to children) When

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.