intergalactic shitposting

I am Groot? *Dad, can we please get Mr. Cooper to direct our next movie?*

damn son i never knew i could sing!

I am Groot! (Empties out piggy bank.)

YES WE CAN SON SORRY SHNSDLF-- 

fucks sake i finally remembered the password for this thing

so today quill made us celebrate this earth holiday called christmas. he used the lasers on my guns to make some shit called ‘christmas lights’ and made groot grow out his limbs and grow leaves even so he could hang these stupid things called baubles off em. then he made some star out of one of gamora’s jackets and called him a ‘christmas tree’.

he then proceeded to pick up fast food from xandar and we sat on the ship eating it while listening to some shitty christmas or whatever mixtape it’s so corny i don’t understand why i enjoyed it

they say christmas is supposed to be spent with family and it was weird ig since i never really had much of a family but at the same time miss me with that mushy shit but it was actually kinda nice? even though drax was making all these stupid jokes it was nice to have this holiday where you appreciate what you got

apparently tomorrow’s boxing day. can’t wait to steal as much shit as i can from the stores and now quill’s telling me that’s illegal what the fuck

[heya, everyone, mun here.

sorry i’ve been as inactive as it gets. i’ve been busy with school as of late, and my mental health’s been a trainwreck lately. so i’m gonna put this blog on temporary hiatus.

please trust me when i say rocket’ll be back soon with more galactic escapades to tell all of y’all about, and he’s looking forward to answering your questions with snarky remarks of his own.

I am Groot! *Dad, look! I found your Halloween costume for this year! What ya think?*

I am GrooOOoot!!!!! *Dad, look!*

dear diary,