capsshield7711

Just found out that Dean Withers is my age. I'm winning in life lowkey.

Announcement to all of the old women at my work, stop watching face book reels on full volume in the break room and then get mad at my age group for being on their phones. Greatly appreciated.

I just got to work and I can tell it will be a chaotic night holy shit. Its like a thousand degrees and ppl are cracking all their jokes to early in to the night.

Thinking about making a second tumbler account for my rants because this account is for my whimsy only but idk

I need tumbler to invent a button where I can put a post in time out in the damn corner bc i see some OUTRAGEOUS shit that I did not ask for on here😭

Why is actually everyone at my job quitting. Is it my turn now like hello?

When i was drunk a couple days ago I had the best post ideas... sober me has now forgotten those ideas unfortunately but trust they were so creatively funny

I never understood the whole "omg Brad Pitt is so hot" thing until I became an adult and it now all makes sense.

We can't talk here. Email me on the Jeremy Renner app.