くろいかみ・環亞肌肉男神

I am Ngôz, Man of Muscle, the Great and Terrible!

Welcome into my presence…

(don’t mind the dried cum spots on the mirror… they just keep building up!)

I know what you came for.

Yes, you will attain the body you never imagined possible!

Now cum — I mean come — with me!

Whut… did you think I was gonna train you or something’?? Like I’m sum kyna wizard??? Do the work, man!

Earth to Hla ဆော့ အာ င်လာပါ!

Então, agora eu já tenho cinquenta.

So, now I’m already fifty.

Quando eu tinha 25, decidi transar com cinco mil homens até os trinta.

When I was 25, I decided to fuck five thousand men by the time I was thirty.

Na verdade, isso foi fácil, mas nem sempre valeu a pena.

Actually that was easy, but not always worthwhile.

Então eu decidi filtrar meus clientes com um gesto simples:

So I decided to screen my clients with a simple gesture:

..isso significa "se você já não está duro, saia agora."

this means “if you’re not already hard, leave now.”

Então. . .

So, where were we?

Onde estávamos? Ah, sim...

When I was a kid I would forage used book stores for old National Geographics (sold for a dime apiece)for articles that might contain photos of half naked muscular men.. yes, Superman comics also provided delicious bodybuilding advertisements every month, but always the same one.

My radar picked up any article that vaguely suggested a warm climate so articles about Asia, Africa, Oceania, Central America.. you get the idea. What can I say? We didn’t have Instagram back then. I would secretly cut out blurry photos of Japanese gymnasts with their mighty arms and shoulders from the sports page, and kept them for decades.

These are good times nowadays😳

Even the slightest hint of muscle was game, so I ended up with a significant collection of NGs. The old issues were better, with real-time photos back from the days when a lot of people in hot climates actually did have to work naked.

During a recent visit to a museum in Taiwan I came across this photograph in an exhibit of “early days in the port.” This tiny depiction of a “coolie” (an old Chinese word for manual laborer) jumped out at me as he rolls bundles of soy meal.

His great-grandson is probably doing good business as a personal trainer and/or physique model. But the old candid shots have a charm all their own.

You’re already in my house.

I’ve shut the door.

Then I say, “come in!”

No I don’t “lift weights” !!

On my planet we don’t need “weights”..

You don’t need to be freaky huge..