Astrology bitch.

Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius lovers: you say you love me? Prove it. Then, and only then will I believe you.

Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces lovers: you say you love me? Come into my world. Then, and only then, will you know the real me.

Aries: 

-They don’t back down from any challenge

-You can stay up all night getting into crazy shit together

-You’ll be that cute couple that gets really competitive at video games together

Taurus:

-So chill, you can just like nap together and still have a good time

-They’ll be so protective about you and it’s really sweet

-You’ll be the sole person in the world they’ll share their food with (That’s a huge privilege, you don’t even know)

Gemini:

-They’re genuinely interested in the things you say and will listen to you

-They never get boring

- You’ll have a lot of hilarious inside jokes together that only the two of you will understand

Cancer:

-They’re always ready to make out

-Lots of cuddles

-They’re total cuties

Leo:

-They’ll spoil you like the pretty princess you are

-They’ll take a lot of pictures of you and show you off

-They’re a dominant top + always down for it :3

Virgo:

-They’ll touch your butt a lot

-They send the funniest snaps

-Sarcasm à la carte

Libra:

-They’ll tease you, in a sexy way

-They’ll watch whatever movie you want to see without arguing

-They’re people pleasers; They know exactly what to do to keep you happy.

Scorpio:

-They’ll fuck up anyone who dares hurt you

-You’ll talk about deep shit together

-Great sex

Sagittarius:

-You”ll go on so many adventures together

-You can talk to them about literally anything without them thinking you’re weird. Talking purple beavers? Sure! Why not?

- Kinky af

Capricorn:

-You can be really bitter about things and complain together

-Your family will love them

-You get free bragging right, cause they don’t settle for just anyone. Bravo.

Aquarius:

-They’ll give you the freedom you desire

-You’ll spend money on ridiculous things together

-You’ll have a lot of stupid funny arguments, and they’ll usually end in sexy times

Pisces:

-Amazing kissers

-Cute nicknames

aries: never learns from their mistakes

taurus: too picky

gemini: terribly high standards

cancer: stuck on their ex

leo: rushes things

virgo: has a certain “type”

libra: knows who they want but is too shy to make the first move

scorpio: thinks that they’re too weird/awkward to be in a relationship

sagittarius: their mom said no

capricorn: is afraid of hurting and getting hurt

aquarius: just is truly not interested in anyone

aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS MOTHERFUCKER

taurus: is this indigestion

gemini: what the fuck? no

cancer: not again

leo: oh lord

virgo: no thanks

libra: FUCK

scorpio: lol is this a joke

sagittarius: why me

capricorn: i did not sign up for this

aquarius: *denies it*

(check your Venus)

ARIES:

“You are still my favourite yet most painful story to tell.”

TAURUS:

“In the end we won’t remember the most beautiful face and body. We’ll remember the most beautiful soul.”

GEMINI:

“Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.”

CANCER:

“My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.”

LEO:

“True love isn’t about finding someone who never lies. It’s about finding someone who honestly means something to you. It’s when you see someone and you fall head over heels over them and they take over your mind for that very instant and never leave. Perfect love isn’t about having a partner with no flaws, it’s about accepting their flaws and looking beyond their imperfections.”

VIRGO:

“People leave you out in the cold and get mad when you learn how to get warm by yourself.”

LIBRA:

“I love talking to you, … even if I have nothing to say.”

SCORPIO:

“When I die don’t you dare come to my grave and tell me you love me because those words were the only thing I would have needed to stay.”

SAGITTARIUS:

“She didn’t need to be fixed, just loved.”

CAPRICORN:

“Everything you love will one day kill you, whether it’s cigarettes, or drugs, or the boy with brown eyes, they all kill you in the end.”

AQUARIUS:

“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked in love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate & destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do things we’d choose anyway & I choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you & I’d choose you.”

PISCES:

1. It’s okay if you can’t always meet your high self expectations. You know that voice in your head, that always tells you that you are wrong or that you are not good enough? Remind yourself gently this is no tyrant, this is simply a wise elder that knows your true worth. So you must be patient and self tolerant, you understand the plights of others, but it is important for you to understand your own and all the obstacles that you have managed to overcome. Sit down every now and then and consider everything you have achieved and the barriers that have been invisible to everyone else that you have managed to conquer. You’re quite spectacular really

2. Take time to look after your skin. I know to you it may seem indulgent, or too self gratifying, but Saturn rules the skin and bones, and much of your vitality and torment can be manifested through the skin condition. So cleanse, tone, take care of yourself with moisturizers and masks, it will do you more benefit than you realise, and you deserve it, you work so hard. This will also give you time to yourself where you are not concerned about being ultra productive. You can be mindful, and you need a moment without pressure

3. You need to calm you mind and centre your focus regularly, you can become so pedantic that you burn yourself out, I know that you feel under a great deal of compulsion and labor, but your body, mind, nerves, and worries need time to rest. I know you measure every variable and you are constantly swinging back and forth between ideals and fears. Remember your fears rarely come true. Don’t use your imagination to assemble worlds of disturbance when you are capable of dreaming heavenly constructs

Aries : Stuck in an awkward situation is fidgety, sweaty, and has a dry throat. An Aries expects things to go perfectly, the way they want them to go, but when things take a turn for the worse, they lose all control.

Taurus : When a Taurus feels awkward or uncomfortable, they try to play it off with a joke or change the subject almost immediately. But don’t think that they won’t remember this moment for the rest of their lives. They’ll dread on it.

Gemini : It’s hard to find a Gemini in an awkward situation, but when they are they aren’t happy about it. They’re probably more angry than embarrassed. They expect their lives to be perfect and they don’t make mistakes. Especially embarrassing ones.

Cancer : Are the best at escaping awkward situations because they usually don’t happen. But when they are feeling a little uncomfortable, they bring in a friend or family member to save them. They also find distractions to take the attention away from them.

Leo : Are the masters of creating and escaping awkward situations. They tend to use crude humor to take away any tension in the room. They’re very upfront and will get to the bottom of any situation. Others look up to them for this reason.

Virgo : Isn’t afraid to tell you when they’re feeling uncomfortable or awkward in any situation. They try to quickly move on, and they do so by using rude or sarcastic humor to take away the attention that is on them.

Libra : When a Libra feels uncomfortable, they leave the situation. They’re timid creatures who will avoid conflict or awkward situations at any cost. Unlike Virgo, they aren’t ones to come out and say how they’re feeling.

Scorpio : Are very private people and that doesn’t change when they’re embarrassed or feel awkward. They try to avoid an uncomfortable situation by taking themselves out of them. But if they create them, they expect you to make everything comfortable again.

Sagittarius: Almost enjoys creating awkward situations.. For other people, of course. But when they find them self stuck in one, they acknowledge it. Why pretend that things are find when they’re not?

Capricorns : Laugh off awkward situations. Most of the time, they’ll admit when they’re acting strange or making others uncomfortable. But that doesn’t always mean that they’ll stop what they’re doing.

Aquarius : Tends to get frustrated and upset at others when they’re uncomfortable. They probably won’t admit that they’re feeling awkward or out of place because they don’t want to look “weak.”

Pisces : get “sassay” and will use crude humor to make a situation less awkward and uncomfortable. But this can sometimes backfire and make things worse. They forget that sometimes it’s best to just let things go.

Capricorn-Aquarius Cusp Aesthetic \ This cusp is very visual and loves to talk abut their life experiences. They are corresponded to fantasies and vivid dreams. They are certainly not boring as they have an electric charisma. However, they can have trouble maintaining relationships. They are good at life in general and love a good insightful conversation.