Astrology sucks

Disclaimer: A lot of these notes are based on research but also what I know about commonalities among real-life people as well. Also, know that I physically CAN NOT cater to absolute perfection for everybody. I try my best, but don't try to fucking kill me if I don't categorize you 100% correctly.

Mars Signs: what kind of doms/subs they usually are

💝Mutable Mars Signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces): Typically vers/switches, it's pretty rare that they have a HEAVY preference for either dom or sub. Most of them tend to like both roles a fairly equal amount.

💝Cardinal Mars Signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn): Ah yes. The bratty subs and the doms who like to tease their partners an unholy amount. Tend to have a preference for either sub or dom, but aren't opposed to switching ever now and again.

💝Fixed Mars Signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, *Aquarius): As the name implies, they usually heavily favor either sub or dom and it's not very easy to get them to switch. Tend to prefer more strict/set power dynamics because of this.

*Aquarius Mars can sometimes be the odd one out with the fixed Mars club. This is because they are ruled by Uranus, which equates to unpredictability. I'd say half of them behave the same way as Mutable Mars signs do.

The kinks/fetishes scale:

green=well known and you'll probably try it at least once in your life

yellow=spicy but still socially accepted by the majority of people

orange=taboo (or just taboo-ish) and probably considered "freaky"

red=extra taboo, but I also know has the potential to be very upsetting for some people

This scale is not meant to shame anybody (as long as you aren't into anything illegal, then yes I'm shaming you) or perpetuate the idea that one color on the scale is superior to the other. I have them in these colors so people know what they are getting into. Green is not better than orange, orange is not better than green, etc.

Slight Aspects break down:

💝conjunctions/oppositions/squares= more likely (but not guaranteed) to enjoy things on the more extreme end of what I put on the spectrum

💝trines/sextiles= more likely (but not guaranteed) to enjoy things on the more tame end of what I put on the spectrum

Mars signs+aspects+houses and kinks/fetishes

Content Warning: If any specific kinks/fetishes/BDSM dynamics make you uncomfortable in any way, I HIGHLY encourage you to click away now. I mention a lot.

Aries Mars ♂

What motivates you: You are motivated by doing things your way, being independent and using your loads of energy on things that make you happy. Expressing your identity also motivates you a lot and sometimes you can get motivated by the most childish things ever.

How you deal with conflict: You process negative emotions best by expressing them outwardly through conflict or physical activity. This is why, sometimes you might have short outbursts of anger which in reality are part of your personality and have nothing to do with the other person. When you are in defensiveness, you are stubborn and go straight for what it is that you want and might get really upset when losing.

Attraction: You are attracted to straightforward energy, you need someone that shows you how they feel with action, sometimes even in the most obvious way. And you are attracted to strong looking people. At the same time, others are attracted by your way of knowing how to respond when faced with conflict, being quick to react and being perseverant with your goals. Your ability to not take everything too seriously can be either your attractive point or an annoying trait of yours.

Weakness: impatience

Taurus Mars ♂

What motivates you: You are motivated by anything that gives you comfort. You know who you are and you are not afraid of doing the same things as long as it makes you feel comfortable, you always take the way that offers you most stability and that matches your values. You are motivated by certainty in all areas of your life and that's why you work hard on making sure you have everything you need in all of them. Other things that motivate you are money and things that assure you a good living situation.

How you deal with conflict: You know how to react in conflict, even if you might be seemingly quiet, you actually have a well thought strategy and motive behind every argument and you only bring them out when you need to. You are calculated, sometimes even too lazy to put up a fight, but if you feel personally attacked - then you won't change your mind even if you know you are wrong. You hate it when people try to push you and impose rules to you.

Attraction: You are attracted to a combination of luxury and simplicity. You like people that have a natural charm, but not so mysterious that they are hard to read - you want to know that these people will be there for you and offer loyalty if that's what you're looking for. Others are attracted by your way of doing your own thing and not caring, your consistency in terms of your self worth. You cannot be bothered sometimes and this can also intimidate others.

Weakness: resisting change

That’s obviously not all placements but just some that came to mind right off the bat.

🥀 Sun/moon/Venus/mars in 8th house

These people attract a lot of attention due to their quiet and powerful charisma. They have magnetic & sexy gaze and aura. People can get obsessed with them pretty easily and/or be incredibly jealous/envious of them. They should watch their back and they know it. That’s part of why they could have trust issues. Also have mysterious and serious vibes that’s very sexy to others.

🥀 Sun/moon/Venus/mars in Scorpio

similarly to 8th house placements, Scorpio placements have intense aura that attracts lots of people, and they could have lots of obsessiveness around them. Wether it coming from them or other people. no matter what other placements they have in their charts, Scorpio placements really take over even if it’s just one inner planet in scorpio you will still feel it in them and their energy. Sexy yet reserved. Seductive yet playful. They don’t trust easily which can make them seem hard to get which adds to their appeal. They could look powerful or just have an intense look to them that attracts attention. Can sometimes also have a naive/angelic look at the same time which adds to their charm. Also can have mysterious, seductive and serious vibes that makes people curious. They know how to attract people using their sexiness and sometimes they do it without noticing. Powerful & sexy gaze.

🥀 Sun/moon/Venus/mars aspecting Pluto

They usually have a lot of people going after them and it’s so easy for them to cause others to be obsessed with them. They don’t even try it just happens. Even if they don’t have Scorpio in their charts, Pluto aspects and especially hard once are really easily felt and seen, it gives dark and sexy aura or look to the person, which combines with the other influences in their chart. Can attract a lot of attention, jealousy, envy and again obsessiveness, especially with the hard ones. Very magnetic and mesmerizing.

🥀 Ascendant aspecting Pluto

Intense and dark look/aura. Eye catching. Mysterious and/or intimidating vibes. They don’t trust easily and are quite guarded and quiet especially at first so that adds to their mysterious and dark aura. Captivating & Magnetic looks and knows how to seduce. People may also not trust them at first. Attraction & repulsion simultaneously affect on people.

🥀 Venus aspecting mars

charismatic, good looks, confident & fierce look and aura. Can attract people pretty easily most of the times. Popular with the opposite sex, or at least catches the opposite sex’s attention quite well without trying too much, just by being themselves. Can have intense/ sexy/ animalistic sex appeal/ look to them. Especially the hard aspects.

🥀 Neptune 1st house/conjunct ascendant

Aries

-         Getting immediately irritated at someone disrespecting you and showing it

-         Likes to joke and laugh in your face. Never behind your back

-         Putting a huge amount of trust in loved ones. Very open to best friends and close family

-         Not afraid to be the initiator of something

-         Either being very extra with make-up or barely putting on make-up

Taurus

-         Always having the urge to buy luxury items or having a collection of fav things

-         Eating, eating, eating. Just love food.

-         Being pretty lazy, but never lazy to look good (e.g. getting up to wear make-up or work-out for abs, butt, nice legs, etc.)

-         Like being quirky and very attracted to quirky, smart, and interesting people

-         Very disciplined and not the type to disrespect their parents, friends, etc.

Gemini

-         “How long can I hold a conversation?… Forever baby!” Just as long as you’re not boring either.

-         Being very quirky, random, and active.

-         Having such a way with words it’s incredible.

-         Like picking someone’s mind (getting to know people) and having themselves picked too.

-         Somehow just always changing or evolving their style/look/vibe.

Cancer

-         Seem like super caring, warm, down-to-earth individuals. Like very caring.

-         Manners are an important thing.

-         Women are more likely to appear very sweet, sensitive, and mysterious

-         Men are more likely to have a stern face, sweet eyes but serious

-         Can be quite attached to family and close loved ones.

Leo

-         “Yes, keep your eyes on me.”

-         Lowkey having a big ego, but not wanting to portray it too much.

-         Somehow, a transformation is very likely to happen at some stage in life. Like ‘from rags to riches’ type of thing, or from very happy to depressed person or sad to very content, or from very known to barely being known, etc.

-         Getting disappointed or sad if there’s very little attention given to them. From anyone. [Attention tickles their soul.]

-         Having a bit of a quirky mind or smart mouth. In a way that stands out.

Virgo

-         Good at completing tasks given to them.

-         Being naturally assertive, not too passive nor aggressive.

-         Seeming pure and relaxed, with an aura that’s like a mixture of a god/goddess and an emotive angel.

-         Likely to be a perfectionist and self-sufficient.

-         Into tangible and material things and okay with working for them.

Libra

-         ­Enjoys having a nice, cool, interesting conversations.

-         Dressing up or doing something pretty on the body when feeling bored/sad to feel good again.

-         Can be obsessed when in love.

-         A passive-assertive voice that says thoughtful things and pretty authoritative sometimes.

-         Likes to see the positive or light side of a situation. Not wanting to feel drained.

Scorpio

-          “Mysterious” “Alluring” “Captivating” Lol nah, just having a vibe that’s serious a lot of the time and thoughts can be written on the face, making it seem so mysterious.

-          You can’t help but obsess over them when you like them though. They just have that effect.

-          Varies from loving simplicity to enjoying chaos and eye-opening things.

-          Can be super stubborn when they’re not in a good mood.

-          Does not let emotions out easily, just good at pretending until deep trust is gained.

Sagittarius

-          Optimism is out of this world. Always looking at the bright side in anything.

-          But don’t be fooled, because when their dark emotions hit, they hurt more than anything. [Basically they wear their emotions on their sleeve]

-          Nonetheless, free-spirited and independent (in the sense of not liking attachments).

-          Can be quite dramatic.

-          Love trips. To anywhere. Even travelling with the mind.

Capricorn

-         Can act and be seen as authoritative or a higher-power figure.

-         Respect is super important to them.

-         Not afraid to set goals and work for them while conquering the challenges.

-         Can feel and act open-minded but pretty close-minded in the open-mindedness.

-         Seemingly very serious, though sometimes feeling that the parent or siblings and friends do not understand them.

-         Can get very attached when deeply in love.

Aquarius

-         Bluntest of all, not afraid to speak their truth.

-         Also not afraid of being different and doing things people aren’t brave enough to do.

-         Not really physically affectionate at first, until in love.

-         Affection to them is having a great sense of humor. Connecting with the mind is nicer.

-         Okay with being isolated but also enjoy being around a great, conversational bunch of people.

Pisces

-         Quiet, conservative and calm.

-         Having an innocent and attractive vibe to them with a shy smile.

-         Very respectful and humble, unless you cross the line, then you’ll see the craziest side you’ve never expected.

-         Great at being of service. If you need something, they’ll gladly help because they love you.

I have stumbled upon this post many times and every time it bothered me that you have to scroll a lot to know the words soooo…. I made this in Word, trying to be less cluttered (sorry for bad quality)

Venus rules all things beautiful in love, lust, and desire, so it only makes sense that this placement represents how you attract your lovers. This sign is where you express love in all types of relationships, such as family, friends, crushes, and significant others. When looking at compatibility between you and your love interest, combinations of both your sun and venus sign are essential to getting a better understanding of each other. Often times your venus and sun signs may be the same which in turn cause an ever bigger influence on your acts of love, but this may not happen every time. Venus rules Libra and Taurus which means both signs are associated with beauty, sensuality, and materialism. If you have Venus in Libra or Venus in Taurus these placements are comfortable here since the planets are in place with their ruler. 

Venus in Aries: The admirable child-like spirit in Aries is no different in this placement. You attract your lovers with your ability to literally not give a fuck. You go after you want, no questions asked. You don’t like to waste time so anyone who plays games is getting cut off. Your actions are impulsive, almost selfish, actually very selfish, but this won’t be a problem to the person who really understands you. However, you will be attracted to many people since you get bored easily and can fall in and out of love quickly. Overall, you exude confidence, are not afraid to stand out, and you want things to be simple & direct. 

Venus in Taurus: Loyalty and constant devotion are your greatest attributes with friends and family. In love you seek security and comfortability often ruling out those who are fake and filled with drama. You enjoy fine dining and fine living. You are what they call husband or wifey material because of your desire to settle down and build a home with someone, kind of like Cancer. Change does not come easy to you so you may find yourself stubborn and set in your ways when it comes to love. The strong appetite for sensual gratification in the bull reaches from the dining table to the bedroom, and they will make sure you are taken care of in both matters. 

Venus In Gemini: It’s a no brainer that the way to your heart is through your mind. This Gemini is fun, flirty, and just wants to enjoy life in a number of ways. For this reason, you can only be tied down by someone who is capable of keeping you interested for, essentially, the rest of your life. It’s important for you to truly get to know a person before getting into a relationship. Otherwise, if you are not stimulated you will move on quickly. There is never a dull moment with you and you just want to be surrounded by other individuals who share this same interest. In matters of love, the dual personality shows a good side and a dark side, but this combination creates a unique, and inspiring individual.

Venus in Cancer: You are attracted to those who need you. You aim to nurture and provide an emotional blanket for your loved ones. Your intuition runs high and you use this to better take care of your partner. Although this can make them vulnerable because you might meddle into their lives to make sure you are needed. Depending on your sun or moon sign, you can be quite emotional and hurt easily but hide it well. Like any Cancer, once you get into your shell it’s hard to get you out of it. You are loyal, a great listener, and create families out of your friends. Overall, you have a big heart and this makes you very attractive. 

Venus in Leo: In order for your heart’s desire to be satisfied you need to be loved at all times. Sex isn’t even all that important to you if you’re not being made the center of attention. Feelings of insecurity rise for the Leo when you are not told that you are different or special. You don’t want to be like everyone else, you want to stand out. You are loyal, generous, and love hard. You have a lust for life and surround yourself with colorful people. Your sunny personality makes you fun to be around. You live a lavish life and show off your relationships and hope to be shown off the same way. It’s important for your loved ones to express their love to you in grand gestures because you expect the royal treatment. 

Venus in Virgo: Like Cancer, you want your loved ones to need you and appreciate you, this makes you happiest. You work quietly into the heart of others, taking your time getting to know people by observing them. Punctuality is important to you and you take this into matters of love as well often focusing on practical aspects of a relationship rather than being romantic. You don’t ask for much in a relationship but your partner might find it hard to satisfy what you want because you focus on small details that one can easily ignore. The pickiest of all signs, the person who wants the key to your heart has to be perfect or at least close to it. Is that too much to ask? Maybe, but you’re not willing to settle for anything less.

Venus in Libra: The world you envision is one of peace and serenity. You treat others the way you’d want to be treated. When all is well, both you and your partner are putting in the same effort into the relationship. Because of how dependent you are, you will most likely always be in a relationship. You’re all about fairness. You don’t like to stir the pot so you might conform to other people’s needs just to be likable, especially to stronger personalities that make you feel threatened. However, your personable appearance and amazing social skills cause you to be attractive to others no matter what you look like. A hopeless romantic you enjoy all the beauties of romance and want your love story to be like a fairytale. 

Venus in Scorpio: Intense. Intense. Intense. The dark and mysterious qualities of Scorpio are strong in this placement since their actions are affecting their love interests. In relationships, you want all or nothing. You want someone to surrender to you and give you control. In return, you give your full attention and extreme loyalty. Consequently, you are jealous and possessive, although this can be flattering to some people. Secretive, you don’t give much away about yourself, but want to know every detail of your significant other. You can read your friends as plain as day because of how well you can pick up vibes of other people. Your strongest asset is that you are not afraid of change, in fact, you thrive on the transformation of change. 

Venus in Sagittarius: Variety is the spice of life for you. You are always roaming, moving from one place to another, never really committing to anyone. Wherever you go you’re having a good time and searching for new experiences and knowledge. You’re fun to be around because of your free spirit, open-mindedness, and ability to entertain. You take pride in what you know and can be quite judgmental, but you’re very honest. You’re attracted to people of different cultures because you want to learn their different backgrounds and experiences. In love you just want someone who is going to partake in all your adventures and not ask too much of you since you value your freedom and independence. 

Venus in Capricorn: Reserved and humble, you attract others by keeping to yourself. Those who are willing to get to know you will do so. Very goal oriented and smart, you hope that your friends are as hardworking as you. In relationships you want what is cautious and safe since you are willing to build a home and family with this person. Social class is important to you so you care about how much money you make and might marry into wealth if possible. Although you are guarded in public, you are able to get in tune with your emotions in private. You’re affectionate and can express your love in various ways. Creating partnerships comes natural to you and people will know you to be loyal and responsible. 

Venus in Aquarius: No restrictions, no emotions, no fucks given. You basically do what you want and won’t settle for anything less. In love, however, you are committed and willing to compromise to your lover’s needs, only if they are worth it. But until then, if you are single, you are sufficient all on your own. You enjoy being eccentric and attract your crushes by making yourself stand out. Ahead of your time, you feel as though you have visionary thoughts. You are able to inspire others, although, at first they don’t understand you, but once they do, you’ve already moved on to the next thing. Your loved ones appreciate your oddities and quirks since this is what makes you special to them. Direct and honest you try to be as real as possible. 

Aries Nuclearcore

Taurus Piratecore

Gemini Rococopunk

Cancer Mommy’s on-the-phonecore

Leo Decopunk

Virgo Soft Macabre

Libra City Pop

Scorpio Devilcore

Sagittarius Crust Grunge

Capricorn Scuttlers

Aquarius Mythpunk

Pisces Art Nouveau

The Zodiac Stones by veryrealfantasy

Apologies in advance because the nerd within me got really excited about this ask and decided to veer hard into weird supernatural shit most people have probably never heard of lmao

Anyway please don’t let this flop

Aries: Phoenix (mythological)

A regenerative bird from Greek mythology that first dies in a combustion of flame, and then is reborn again from the ash.

Taurus: Black Shuck (cryptid)

A ghostly black dog from the countryside of East Anglia. In some accounts its size is massive and it has one fiery evil eye. 

Gemini: The Cadejo (mythological)

A pair of spirits from Central American folklore. They are said to appear at night to travellers, with one acting as a protector and the other as a malevolent being which lures people to make bad choices.

Cancer: Rusalka (mythological)

A female entity associated with water in Eastern Slavic folklore. Beautiful but undead spirits that would lurk near rivers or lakes and entangle and drown young men with their long red hair.

Leo: The Alkonost (mythological)

A Slavic/Russian half-bird half-woman with a spellbinding voice that enamors those that hear it to the point that they forget and abandon anything else.

Virgo: The Dullahan (supernatural)

A creature from Irish mythology, depicted as a headless rider on a black horse who holds his own head under one arm.

Libra: Cait Sidhe (mythological)

A spectral Celtic fairie creature that haunts the Scottish highlands. It appears as a large black cat with a white spot on its chest.

Scorpio: Hydra (mythological)

A multi-headed serpent from Greek mythology. Its lair was a lake reputed to be an entrance to the underworld.

Sagittarius: Ifrit (supernatural)

A Middle Eastern Jinn. It is often depicted as being the most powerful of them, and was claimed to be wicked and ruthless.

Capricorn: Kitsune (supernatural)

A Japanese word for fox. Stories say that these foxes have the ability to shapeshift into human form, and they are depicted as tricksters, guardians, friends, and lovers.

Aquarius: Lampad (mythological)

In Greek mythology, they are nymphs of the underworld who accompany Hecate and light her way. They carry torches which have the power to drive mortals to madness.

Pisces: Will-o’-the-Wisp (supernatural)

A widely shared tale about a flickering orb of light said to be a spirit attempting to guide travellers, sometimes to ill fate and sometimes to good.