it's because you're always in that damn coffin

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

nervous breakthrough

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

you know what's wrong with me? i like information

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30