Vibration Manipulation Laboratories

There is a hacker in detainment in Canada right now. His name is Aubrey Cottle also known as Kirtaner the owner of 420chan. Military intelligence propped him up in the media as the "Founder of Anonymous," when the reality is he was just one of many people who all helped shape Anonymous in its early days. They promo'd a whole thing in the Atlantic about it in advance of the Netflix documentary "The Antisocial Network" - a documentary which is a complete load of rubbish, but which at one point shows a copy of a document I wrote as a naive teenager in the summer of 2006: "The Declaration of /b/ Independence".

The reality of Aubrey's role is that while he was there in the beginning with Moot and Martin Random and Marshall Banana and WT Snacks and a few others whose names elude me right now, it was only because we gave him /i/ - our invasions forum - that Aubrey was transformed from lowly nerd into cyberterrorist warlord. It was this incubation chamber which I helped create, which we collectively gave to Aubrey, that turned Aubrey into the monster he is today.

There is so much resentment from my fellow oldfags about his "Founder of Anonymous" bullshit, that you will not have trouble finding other people who were there to back me up. I'll grant that he's a type of co-founder or elder statesman of our screwed up community, and he did put his share of work in, but to call him THE founder is a bold-faced Lie and a mockery of journalism itself. Fuck Netflix for helping spread this Lie, amongst many other related Lies.

They brought him out of retirement a year or so before the 2020 riots, to train a new group of hackers & activists (all insufferable psychopaths, the worst of the worst) that were responsible for much of the chaos of 2020 in a myriad of covert and plausibly-disconnected ways. They run massive bot networks that determine the shape & character & political alignment of vast swaths of the internet. Aubrey's lunatic friends like Neal Rauhauser & Jackie Singh exert pressure on journalists who step out of line. Aubrey ostensibly came back to "take Anonymous back from Q" but really it was left-wing government sponsored hackers & trolls versus right-wing government sponsored hackers & trolls. Most of them are useful idiots, blissfully unaware.

Aubrey is a high-ranking useful idiot. Aubrey is part of an upper-level Nazi Accelerationist Conspiracy that is knowingly running both sides, with partners/handlers from military intelligence, USAID and a network of shady NGOs & nonprofit organizations. Basically, Wall Street made Anonymous their personal army. The only reason Occupy Wall Street was allowed to happen in the first place, was it gave Anonymous street cred to operate in other countries, kinda like an undercover cop.

If you want a parallel to understand what's going on here: Aubrey is the left-wing version of Andrew "Weev" Aurenheimer, another member of Anonymous, and classified federal asset that was used to train an army of Nazi hackers and trolls towards the end of the Obama administration. The government shipped a bunch of these people to Ukraine to kill civilians. The weaker ones stayed behind to work the culture, and shaped much of the 2016-era's hypnotic mainstream political narrative. Remember the frogs that got Trump elected? You basically have Weev and Peter Theil to thank for them.

Aubrey is currently imprisoned in a pending case related to his hacking of Texas GOP computers some years ago. Normally I don't give a shit about these things, because all political parties in this country are corrupt and worthy of investigation. But the interesting thing is, his case is sealed, both on the US side and the Canadian side. The FBI is trying to have him extradited here, but both governments are ultimately protecting him and covering up the story. Why is this?

I can tell you why. CSIS (the Canadian version of the CIA) has Aubrey on tap as one of their "hacker leaders" to do the state's dirty work in Ukraine. This is because our governments are legally limited to what they are allowed to do in Ukraine. To get around this and prevent an international scandal, they use groups like Anonymous & Anonymous offshoot "NAFO" as plausibly deniable assets who operate there, attack computer networks, and silence whistleblowers on social media, all with covert support from our governments, and the arms manufacturers, banks & private sector "analysts" that secretly profit off this conflict.

There is a forgotten Russian wing of Anonymous. Russian /b/ was there with us when the invasions forum first came together. Russian Anons & American Anons have been playing online FPS & strategy games together for eons. It should come as no surprise that the descendants of Russian /b/ and Russian Lurkmore are steering the Russian side of this fake-ass circus show of a "conflict," with support from the patsies the Bush & Clinton administrations put in power in Russia in the 90's.

Folks, it is all the same Accelerationist Conspiracy, complete with AI worship and Satanic undertones. They get Andrew Dugin while we get Curtis Yarvin. The entire thing is just an excuse for global capital to clear out wide swaths of land in Eastern Europe & the Caucasus for mineral & financial exploitation, and of course human trafficking. This is what Aubrey is a janitor for.

They do this not just in Ukraine, but it is in tandem with other "Anonymous" operations across the world - all setting the stage for regime change operations. Anonymous provides a spectacle for the media, infiltrates computer networks, takes down important systems, and various other seemingly-unrelated groups come in after to bring the country to its knees (The military term for this is "Triangulation Attacks"). This is all so Big Tech platforms (ones with stakes held by big investors like Musk, Theil, Andresson, Soon-Shiong, Blackrock - all well documented actors in the Accelerationist sphere) can fill the void of governance, silence dissent & redraw the world in their foul image.

Aubrey is not only a CSIS asset, but he works directly with SBU and NSDC (look them up). He is involved in recruitment and training of new hackers, many of whom also go on to commit war crimes. He has no qualms whatsoever about collateral damage. He has been involved in hacks that have literally killed unarmed civilians. He is proud of this. He gloats about this.

When I recently confronted him about how they blindly target civilians, he flat out told me "Some civilians deserve to die."

Aubrey's "confidential surety" vouching for him in this case, who I've never been able to get the name of, is one of his classified Ukraine partners. Aubrey and these people are working out a deal where he goes free, in exchange for a more formal job with CSIS. (A condition the FBI would have to tolerate, as CSIS is part of the allied Five Eyes network with the CIA. Meaning intelligence assets get special rights that the rest of us don't!) As for why the Canadian Government is hiring well-known Nazi Extremists to build lawless armies of sociopathic cyberterrorists, well you do the math on that one.

The press is not to know about this. The general public is not to know about this. This knowledge is classified at the highest levels. SO I LEAKED IT TO KIWIFARMS AND CAUSED A BREACH OF NATIONAL SECURITY IN CANADA. Poor Aubrey now has to sit in jail longer because, as he personally put it to me before turning himself in: "public knowledge of us residing together is like a giant fucking target."

I hope his classified surety gets identified by the Russians and assassinated because of me. FUCK these people. Fuck everything their self-absorbed greedy empty souls stand for. I have to atone for our collective sins while they get to live like this. Holy shit I hope these terrorists go out slow & painfully.

According to legal experts close to the case, Aubrey's surety/handler (who the public is not allowed to know the name of), the judge and the prosecutor all have to have a series of classified meetings to discuss how all the entwined parties are moving forward from this.

Aubrey needs to be extradited here to stand trial. Not for the GOP, but because the public has a right to know about this horrifying machine that Aubrey and I both sit atop of.