Welcome to the Black Pearl!

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

Why are they moving.

‘should kink be at pride’ ‘do bisexuals have straight passing privilege’ ‘are butch and femme lesbian exclusive terms’ does anybody wanna watch the conjuring? i got the conjuring on dvd.

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

what's your 'thing' as a friend. i don't mean like 'oh im the mom friend' i mean like what's the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they'd message you first. personally i can always be relied upon to get hyped about bugs, literature, and cursed internet images.

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

love hearing ppl's cafe drink + baked treat combos, soothes my gnarled soul. i like an iced chai latte + bacon-egg-cheese sandwich, hbu?