America's ass

Oh! That's wonderful, @mythomars ! I'm an artist myself! I can definitely see your talent. Keep up the good work, kid

Haha, yes, I guess a am a bit of a "poser"

Uhm whyyyyyy was I called here?

This is Captain America 👉🏻

PH MY FUKCING GODDDDDDDDD YPURE CAPTAIN ANERICA AS WEL!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?! SIR YOU ARE LIKE MY BIGGEST ROLE MODEL. I AM IN AWE OF YOU EVERYTIME I THIMK OF YOU. I AM JUST SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU!!?!?!?!?!?!

Aw, that's so sweet! I'm happy yo meet you as well! I am so sorry for the late response; I don't keep my tumblr notifications on. Call me a grandpa and laugh it up, but I don't really like social media, LOL

Steve I sent you this like 3 months ago.

We don't talk about it.

Though embarrassing, that is technically what happened.

He just can't hold one like a normal person can he?

So? Theres a certain way to hold one?

YES! You don't hold one like you're about to stab someone!

You're supposed to hold like You're about to spread peanut butter right? *insert extremen sarcasm *

*sighs* drastic times call for drastic measures. STEEEVEEEE

Yes? What am I needed for?

Apparently, Nat thinks I should hold a knife "safely "

Oh, I absolutely agree. Remember back in the day when you held your switchblade like that, and it slipped and cut your palm? Oh, I do. I do.

"Almost gone." If it were to disappear, I think it would've disappeared in the, what, 70 years we've been alive?

He just can't hold one like a normal person can he?

So? Theres a certain way to hold one?

YES! You don't hold one like you're about to stab someone!

You're supposed to hold like You're about to spread peanut butter right? *insert extremen sarcasm *

*sighs* drastic times call for drastic measures. STEEEVEEEE

Yes? What am I needed for?

Apparently, Nat thinks I should hold a knife "safely "

Oh, I absolutely agree. Remember back in the day when you held your switchblade like that, and it slipped and cut your palm? Oh, I do. I do.