SOTTERFUGIO.

again?

"Nice status. You know who you are."

"THE CANADIANS ARE STEALING MY DOAGING MUSING POSTS. SHOULDN'T DEAD MEN HAVE SOME SOLIDARITY???"

"My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to doag. I just doaging hate this rat and the masses feasting on his content. My whole life is just cold, bitter doag... and I always wanted to have someone take my place. This the time of doag and no woag is worth saving. And I will put in the doag as many as I can. It's time for me to doag... and it's time for me to live."

...Hey, uh. Where is he eating from. The mouth he's speaking out of clearly isn't eating those rocks.

"If you think I'm going to get involved in science bullshit again you are mistaken."

"--What are you talking about???" Doise shakes his head, "I don't know whattda hell's going on with everything in your neck of the woods, but this doesn't involve you. I'm not here to cause trouble to a dead kid."

"Doesn't matter if I'm immortal. I already have an unkillable ghost on my tail, why would I want to create more enemies? I'm not stupid. I can't obsessively sit on an island like him."

BUT YOU NEVER FOUND THE BODY.

"Heeeeeeey guys. Uh. Turns out I'm literally falling apart! Hashtag... Relatable, right???!?!!?"

"Metanarratively controlling the dreams of the wretched people writing posts on here so they get ideas to torment Noise? Why didn't I think of this sooner???"

"ABbeebwbwbebwb miserablukllhhh bebwhwbwheb. Msiuebvghhhhhh miserbaublyeehhe."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."