Shit Kristal and I said Part 3
"I'm gonna smack the shit out of my emotionally compromised son."
"The new guy is fucking pissing me off and making me want to kick him in the balls."
"I need to be punched."
"Why have pain when you can have boners?"
"I read that as 'lick him in the balls'."
"I will call him at work and ask if he has a peen."
"Oh my god no. Wait until he gets home oh my god."
"I think if a platypus and salem the cat had sex. That would be their love child."
"It's so ugly that it's cute."
"I swear I don't eat my doritos with a fork by the way. I'm Not that fancy."
"aND HE JUST KNOCKED EVERYONE THE FUCK OUT."
"My star spangled hoe."
"I feel emotionally compromised by his tits."
"HE IS A MARMITE GOD."
"YOU SUCK."
"Yep and my middle name is vacumn cleaner."
"This rude shit."
"My fingers are assholes."
"He's like...a billion years old or something, and he has a goddamn pea brain."
