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ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her

i have great news for you

any famous bloggers wanna collab 

i’m down

what should we do

apparently its miku;s birthday in japan and by the way miku is real and has feelings so make sure to wish her a happy birthday. she’s 9

She’s 11 now… Can’t believe miku is real. Be sure to wish her a happy birthday

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling

they got internet in the 1300′s? dope

lol no offense but money, money, money…must be funny…in the rich mans world…

@countingcrowsfan

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

i was watching infinity war with my family and when thanos was using the stones to wreck everyone on titan, my mother, who is a 41-year old, tiny 5′0 filipino woman, said something very solemnly in our language that can be translated roughly to: “that tricky thanos. probably only i could defeat him”

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind