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X-Files đ˛ Jurassic Park: what if the Black Oil alien virus invaded Isla Nubar? IDW Comics should have done this #crossover !

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my (unfinished) compilation of (silver&bronze age writers') commentary&panels regarding talia's age (& her age difference with bruce):
"and although ra's al ghul is something like 400 years old, i'm pretty sure that talia is still a young woman--young by our standards, not just her father's." from "the talia al ghul I know⌠and the sister I donât" by dennis o'neil
in talia's introduction story, she tells bruce she studies medicine at the "university of cairoâ; however, it's unclear if she is actually a student or if it is just a cover, but this issue was published just one year after dick grayson (then robin) left gotham city for new york's hudson universityâputting dick and talia in a similar age range additionally, iâm not entirely sure how true this is but apparently in the united states, most med students tend to be ~24-26 years old whereas in egypt, med students tend to be ~18-24 detective comics (1937) #411
bruce refers to talia as "the girl" and "[ra's] girl-child" and to her and dick as "the kids" in batman (1940) #232; here, dick would be around his freshman year of college (and since a large source of conflict that comes up in this era is his dislike of bruce addressing him as/treating him like a kid, i'm inferring the âkidsâ part is more symbolic/about the role) batman (1940) #232
editor and writer dennis oâneil refers to bruce as being at a "perpetual 33" and in his "early 30s" this interview with dennis o'neil // dennis o'neil's batbible (1989)
before knowing her identity in this arc, bruce refers to talia as "lady", however when he learns the lady is talia, he calls her "girl" to commissioner gordon. additionally, when he's yelling at her in he calls her "lady" (which actually was what irritated me so badly that i became inspired to track all these numbers down to make a post about it đ). to add on, most everyone in this arc also calls her "girl", including jack ryder in #445 and jim gordon in #444âthis is not at all uncommon detective comics (1937) #444, 444, 448
bruce is surprised by her age when she says she is "not yet thirty", since he assumed she was older ("a hundred years? two? more?"), which directly rejects wolfman's retelling of talia of over "150 years" old in batman #334--also keep note that birth of the demon is written by talia's creator, dennis o'neil birth of the demon (1992) // batman (1940) #334
in birth of the demon, it is said she was conceived at woodstock (which happened in august of 1969), meaning her birthday would be around may of 1970--birth of the demon was released in 1992, meaning she would be ~22 at that point; if you want to compare it to the new 52, batman inc establishes the concert ra's and melisande met as the 1985 live aid benefit concert (or at least i'm inferring that the fake continent guitar thing is a reference to live aid's design's version with africa), making talia ~24 in the new 52, and bruce is explicitly stated to the 32 (if you're wondering how that works out with damian, new 52 damian was grown in a test tube & was "artificially aged") birth of the demon (1992) // batman inc (2010) #2 // batman (2011) #37
sorry if none of this makes sense its like 4 am i will revisit this and probably delete it tmrw anyway so yayyy also more of my thoughts below:
also more nuance is that o'neil apparently dissuaded everyone from considering son of the demon canon (i'm assuming due to his beliefs about not wanting to age batman (and talia) or provide bruce with a taste of that domesticity for real? which i feel like he discusses a lotttt & also his preference for them as a tragedy (like detective comics annual #1 & such)) ALSO which makes me wonder what his view of later stories like silencer & death and the maidens (stories where talia uses the pit (willingly or not)) vs stories like the chalice where she refuses to and what his thoughts on that would be.... hmmmmmm
also currently i am trying to compile more stuff that references her new52 age & post-rebirth age but i am less interested in that (and those eras . nor do i exactly want to reread new52 stuff) so i don't know how long that will take (i also want to chart out all relevant batman family ages but we'll see . i have most everything plotted out separately but i need to put it together & ofc double check citations)...
also i see the rhetoric "talia was closer to dick's age than bruce's" quite frequently which i just want to say appears to be true if we consider dick to be 18 in 1969 (by batman (1940) #217)) & 20 in 1987 (in secret origins (1986) #13) & he ages slowly up to 25/6 in 2009 (and 21 in the new52) even without specific dates that would put them in a much closer range than bruce at least . much to think about here⌠(also unrelated but i really want to do a parallel chart of silver/bronze age dick-to-talia babs-to-bruce teamups i feel like that has a LOT of potential and i have so many connections in my head already + i need to add more to my already existing ra's-to-bruce & talia-to-dick parallel charts)
and maybe this is a hot take but as much as i care for batman: the knight (2022) as a story and important part of batman mythos (and that it will become very central and be built off of more in the future) i do really think that that talia being somewhat substantially younger than bruce is important to her character (and also her growth later as she becomes more independent and also all of her more obsessive actions fit the archetype of young woman in love more imo) & also from a barr interview i believe he says something about how bruce&talia are a very compelling romance in part to how new she is (at the time of the interview) to the mythos and how that adds to the intensity of their relationship and imo that ties to a o'neil&barr joint interview where they discuss this and how it contrasts against bruce&selina's relationship--like overall that them knowing each other before bruce was batman/or any variation of training together is kind of is damaging if that makes sense . idk my hot take #myhottake
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Maybe there should be a Ra's al Ghul/League of Assassins prequel show. In later seasons we meet Talia, Damien... And Jason in the pits.
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ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN #17 PREVIEW
,,WONDER WOMAN, BETRAYED!
Diana faces off against a team assembled with only one mission in mind: take down Wonder Woman at any cost. But after a strangely intimate betrayal, Diana finds herself outplayed, boxed in, and running out of optionsâŚ"
Writer: Kelly Thompson
Artist: Hayden Sherman
Color: Jodie Bellaire
Letterer: Becca Carey
So this issue has Diana facing the Suicide Squad - which would make a good DCU film, right? Make it cosmic and have Lobo, Mr Myzptkl, Mongal, Sinestro, Batman Who Laughs (!) on the team, and Wonder Woman teaming up with them eventually or somehow trapped as a member herself. Gunn could even do a Kill the Justice League take on it đŞ˘
Could even throw in Batgirl and Batwoman in there via some kind of space shenanigans.
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Okay, one, she's cute as hell.
Two, the immediate introduction with her using the proper form of address for Bruce (Mister Wayne) and Damian (Master Wayne) is delightful.
Three, tsk-tsk all these articles calling her butler when she clearly introduced herself as the majordomo (the gender-neutral term).
Four, I can definitely see the possibilities in a character like this -- hell, the closest thing I have to a DC OC fills basically this exact same role -- and I'm glad they didn't try to stick Julia in the position. That would've been doing her a disservice. So I'm interested to see where they go with this.
But finally, and, most importantly -- What's the society of the midnight key? đđđ I am so here for the goofy comic book nonsense of a secret society of trained servant-spies acting as handlers for the rich, or whatever this is building up to.
I used to dream of seeing these villains in a live action Batman film
imagining Anarky in the Pattinson verse...
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The Silence came to Earth as good guys with good intentions - to save the universe from the Doctor. They were there as man evolved but eventually managed turned against The Silence out of religious persecution. The Silence became twisted, as these homages to 11th Doctor era Titan Comics show!
Rewatching Doctor Who reminded me Bill Potts was the only orphan child companion during Moffatt's run. Clara was 19 when she lost her mum, and still had her dad.
Also Clara technically died three times before joining the TARDIS, after the Doctor Spoonhead tricks her on the rooftop in season 7's premiere.
A prop used in Hell Bent
Rachel Talalay recently shared a picture of this âmagazineâ that was used as a prop in the diner in Hell Bent. What a perfect way to complete Claraâs story! Itâs just a shame that this cover was never seen clearly in the episode, but can anyone find it lying around somewhere?
It includes references to The Impossible Girl, Claraâs book of 101 places to see, Claraâs passion for making soufflĂŠs, as well as a mention of a âRussian Sub Terrorâ (Cold War), and a âBank Heistâ (Time Heist).
And here there are two other images of Jenna and Peter that Rachel Talalay shared in the last few days, also taken during the filming of Hell Bent.Â
Hell Bent: Claraâs image on the TARDIS peeled away like her many splintered self in season 7. The episodeâs musical motif with the Doctorâs guitar is her theme. We are reminded of Clara as perennial storyteller.
But I wish they called back to her souffles and 101 Places to See book in her final episode.
She was in a diner - fertile ground for a soufflĂŠ or two!
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Asylum of the Daleks v Heaven Sent:
Both these episodes have a besieged character trapped and counting down the days. Remember Oswin's first line of dialogue? "Day 363. The terror continues." She's trapped in her ship (and delusion, as it turns out), hiding from Daleks at the door.
In Heavenly Sent meanwhile the Doctor is trapped in the castle, talking to himself like Clara, and besieged by The Vale.
Having fun laying out Earth's timeline in the last Doctor Who season, using Rylan and the UNIT Black Archives.

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Explaining The Chandras (TA: timey wimey)
I cracked it! Headcanoning Poppy & Belinda Chandra to make sense of the timey wimiest finale ever, as using the UNIT archives and teasing out RTD's poetic subtext (almost letting him off the hook).
TLDR: Belinda met her child, Poppy, a year or more before she should have due to the Wish World. We met Belinda before she had Poppy. She was always going to give birth to Poppy in the show's future, on or off screen, with Ritchie Akingnbola as the father. The only danger to her destiny was meeting 15 as by the time Wish-Poppy vanishes, she's ready to go on more adventures.
If that happened, the one true Poppy would never exist. Only one could ever exist in Belinda's entire life/timeline, no variants allowed. Even if the Doctor placed her back on Earth immediately, the damage to destiny was done.
Ultimately, the Doctor's sacrifice brought Poppy, a 2-year-old, forward by 2 years. Alternatively, his last scene with the Chandras tool place in 2027, not 2025. The timeline got elastic to accommodate Poppy's existence and establish the canon timeline 15 died for!
This all fits in with the RTD2 era theme of things happening out of order: bigeneration, 14's therapy, 13's cameo, Poppy's cameo in Story & the Engine etc etc
Vlinx unmasked!
Hear me out: what if 14 is the Vlinx?
That could satisfy the fans who wonder why 14 is chilling whenever the Earth is under threat *giggles*
Sure, 14 is a retired Doctor, but he can't not keep his nose totally out of things. Where better than to monitor everything - including keeping an eye on Rose Noble - than within UNIT HQ disguised as a gonzo robot?
And if it sounds a little less dumb: imagine the Vlinx was secretly updated by the Doctor to store a virtual upload of his mind and feed back info to his TARDIS, Sonic while he's at home chilling with the Nobles. Basically the Doctor, but AI.