Cannot For The Life of Me

When my ex tries to talk to me like we’re back to being friends

When a relative tells me that all they want for Christmas is for me to get a boyfriend

When someone announces that their tweet went viral after receiving 100 likes

When parents giggle & think it’s cute that their child forms letters incorrectly at the age of 7

When your friend gets married, divorced then announces her new engagement & you’re still single

When a friend posts a photo where they look great and you look like a monster

When my friend thinks her 5 month old infant can talk

When my friend tells me that my life must be easy because I don't have kids

When someone involves themself in a conversation they know nothing about

When people make posts on Facebook for things they do for other people

When you realize you've taken your online stalking to a whole new level

When the bride spots her wedding guest wearing a white dress

When someones baby is crying in the middle of a conference/assembly and the mother just rocks the baby

When a friend complains about the amount of marriages and pregnancies that are happening

When my friend points out the divorcee who wants my number

When my friends ask me why I always stand around the food when I'm at a wedding

When my friend asks me if I'd like to be set up with a guy who is just like her husband